A/N: Ok, this song is really insane. I got really bored at school one day, and I typed this on my iPAQ(a.k.a one of those mini pocket sized computers that everyone wants so bad). It's really crazy, I know. And you're wondering where the heck I got this idea from, if you watch as much 7th Heaven as I do, you'll start to notice those tacky silk ties Eric alwayswears. Anyway, here's my disclaimer...
Disclaimer: 7th Heaven is not mine to own. Nor are Eric Camden's silk ties, but his style was so convincing, I went out and brought two silk ties for myself, no lies. And, there are some other song references in this story. I will post them at the end.
Eric's 'I Love My Silk Ties' Song
I love my silk ties
They're really really neat
They make my day
They get me into the beat
Annie's a psycho
Matt's hair is way too long
Mary's a disgrace
Lucy is just plain crazy
Simon never waxes his eyebrows
Ruthie is a snoop
Sam and David have no brains
And Robbie, where did he go
Cecilia spends too much time at my house
Peter never goes away
Roxanne and Chandler will never get back together, even though they belong that way
Kevin really scares me
Martin stalks my family
And where the hell did Carlos come from anyway
But that's all behind me
When I'm wearing my silk ties
They make me feel like a virgin
Oops...wrong song
Da da da
I love my silk ties
Da da da
My silk ties rule
Oh yes they do
They complete me
Silk ties are really really cool
And they smell like monkey drool
And la la la la, I cannot rhyme
I love my silk ties
I love my silk ties
I love my silk ties
They make me feel pretty
I love my silk ties
I love my silk ties
I love my silk ties
They're madly hot
I love my silk ties
I love my silk ties
I love my silk ties
And I'm too sexy for this song
So goodbye!
Reference 1: The line "they make me feel like a virgin" is not my idea. "Like A Virgin" is a song by Madonna, and that is where I got this line from.
Reference 2: "And I'm too sexy for this song" is from the Right Said Fred song "I'm Too Sexy".
Hope that everyone enjoyed this little piece of insanity!
Alexa (a.k.a MadonnaFan2005)