Ok this is my first fic so don't flame me. . Disclaimer I do not own Yugioh or its characters dont own Bahamas

Me:Joey, by the time the story is over......um uh your condition might not be healthy.

Tristan: What's he mean by that? Joey: Beats me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 1: Airport skirmishes (At the Airport)

Joey: Are we there yet?

Tea: No! We haven't even boarded the plane yet.

Tristan: I guess that makes sense.

(All walk to the ticket guy)

Ticket Guy: How may I help you?

Yugi: We're on the flight to Bahamas.

Ticket Guy: Ok may I see your tickets please? (All show him tickets)

Ticket Guy: Take a seat over there please.

Yami Bakura: That man sure had a sense of "style".

Yami Yugi: I agree he doesn't even use gel.

Malik: Man he's paler than, uhhhhhh jus forget it.

Yami Malik emerges from millenium rod DIE YOU WILL ALL DIE! MUHAHAHA

Joey: Uh Malik your yami is scaring the children (points innocently to Tristan tea Yugi and Bakura)

Yugi: Jus cause I'm short doesn't mean I'm a kid.

Tristan: Joey you're the kid around here, hey guys watch ill prove it. Joey, what is 30+10?

Joey: Uhhhhhhhh 3,010?

Tristan looks surprised and goes, whoa how did you know that?

Joey smiling proudly: I only get compliment on how smart I am every day. People at school call me "rocket scientist".

Tea: That's not a compliment Joey.

Tristan: Really, wow I never knew that. Malik grabs Tristan by his hair and whacks him with the millenium rod

Malik: How stupid do you get!

Joey: Pretty stupid. Yugi: Hey, look we can get on the plane now.

Malik: Where's my yami? Yami Malik faintly heard in the background: DIE YOU GREY OLD MAN!

Yugi: Why is he whacking a statue?

Joey: Here comes security.

Yami Malik: What? What do you mean I'm vandalizing? Huh? Let go of me!

Tristan: Wow your yami is in some big Bs ,Malik.

Malik: Let's leave him here.

Sounds of cracking bone and screams are heard in the background followed by a triumphant phrase that could only be: DIE DIE HAHAHAH I HAVENT HAD THIS MUCH FUN SINCE GIVING THE PHARAO A BIT TOO MANY BEERS!HAHAHAHAH!

Tea: Good idea.

Tristan: come on we got to get on the plane!

All board plane (except Yami Malik) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ok for the first chapter it stunk. . Ok please review I promise the story will get better. No Flaming! but please review!