Author note: neat story I just read and it inspired me to write this lol
Disclaimer: don't own Dragonball z and never will
Story: takes place just after the cell games (I decided goku should have
been whished back any how) and gokus evil side (yes in this story kakarot
is a ba-a-a-a-ad person goku got one hell of a split personality) comes out
and lets say he doesn't quit like what 'gokus' been doin you'll see if your
confused just read a little.
Rating: believe me you don't want to have virgin ears and be reading this
if you do stop because it might break your eardrums or at least make em
ring for a good weak or 2
p.s.: kira this is for you I think your gunna really like this kakarot dude
I think your gunna laugh so hard by what he says that every time you think
of it you'll cry laughing
Split banana
Chapter 1
Goku stood in the bathroom his fluffy cotton towel rapped around his waist drying the rivulets of water that slid down his body. He leaned over the sink and looked into the mirror that had fog in its corner from the steam that came from his refreshing warm shower. He looked carefully into his own eyes there was something amiss, something wrong with him but he couldn't quit place his finger on it. ~HAHAHA.~there it was again that laugh, goku suddenly shook his head violently trying to rid himself of this horrid laugh. His hair sprayed drips of water everywhere, this laugh sounded like but it wasn't his laugh he never laughed like that "agh go away" he whispered to himself. Suddenly the laugh began to fad as if it had never come.
Goku sighed heavily the laugh was gone.he looked away from the mirror at his fresh boxers that chichi had pulled out for him. He put them on and began to dry his drenched black hair as he walked out of the bathroom. He walked to his bed and sat down his head hurt for some unexplainable reason. ~Perhaps chichi can help me~ he thought as he walked down stairs and into the kitchen where she hummed as she washed the dishes eagerly.
"Hey chi do we have anything that makes headaches go away aside from pain transference" chichi looked up with light laughter "I think so why, do you have a headache"
Goku nodded "ya it won't go away" goku smiled wearily as chichi reached up into a cabinet full of medication and formulas for when gohan was an infant. She pulled out a very small bottle of Advil.
Chichi handed goku two capsules "here swallow with water"
Goku did as instructed, "Thanks chi im going to bed"
Chichi looked up "but hun its only 7 'clock.are you feeling ok"
Goku put his hand firmly on the rail making a small slapping sound "yes" he said firmly. Chichi suddenly whirled around and looked at goku his voice was far firmer than she'd expected it to be and felt necessary. Infact the firmness of his voice was a dead giveaway that something was indeed wrong.
Chichi watched him as he simply stood there staring at the steps of the stairs. She looked at his face his emotions kept changing most of which chichi had never seen before on gokus face. Suddenly his eyes seemed to glaze over as his mind wandered threw space.
Just then his head shot up and he let go of the railing and began to walk upstairs not aware that he spent a whole minute standing in one place. Chichi walked over to the railing his hand had gripped it so hard that the wood started to splinter. "Goku are you sure your ok" she spoke to herself.
Goku lay in bed starring up at the ceiling the lights out. He rolled over his back facing the door and screwed his eyes shut. The laugh continued to play in his mind. ~go away god just go away~ suddenly the laugh stopped goku opened his eyes and sighed. He really was tired and needed to sleep.
As he was practically in dreamland chichi opened the door slowly then closed it behind her. She looked at the heap of blankets that formed his mass. She got into her nightgown and slipped into bed next to goku. She put her hand on gokus well defined arm his muscles felt tense so she massaged him. "I hope your ok" she whispered closing her eyes and feeling the muscle under hand begin to loosen
Goku awoke to songbirds singing their tune happily. He sat up his mind had gone through so many dreams all of the destruction of earth but instead of some evil villain doing the destroying it was him. He rolled over not wanting the day to start just yet. His head still pounded from his headache. Suddenly he realized chichi wasn't next to him.
He sat up bolt straight "chichi" he called a nervous tremor in his voice
"im here goku in the kitchen" she replied from beneath the floor.
Goku sighed with relief and got up. As he exited his room he looked into his sons room.his only son. Gohan the 11 year old slept soundly. Goku smiled as he continued down the stairs. His smile was soon wiped away as he was reconfronted with the pain in his skull. However instead of pounding as it had before it seemed as though it were burning. His hand instinctively went to his head he began to rub lightly but stopped it began to spread through his head
Goku winced in pain as he reached the bottom step. As he looked up at chichi and started to walk to the counter his pain intensified. as soon as he reached the counter the burn grew so rapidly his vision was becoming a white blaze and he suddenly dropped his head hit the counter cutting his skull open. Goku cried out in pain his hands clutching his head as he thrashed on the floor.
Chichi ran over to goku having caught the fall and all. Gokus cries awoke gohan form in bed. Gohan ran down stairs to see what was going on. Gohan ran to his father "dad what's wrong what's happing" chichi was kneeled by him unsure of what to do "mom help me carry dad to the sofa" gohan pleaded.
Upon following gohan's orders she gave some of her own "call vegeta tell him he needs to come over pronto" gohan looked up ~vegeta why would we need his help~ gohan thought to himself as he obediently picked up the phone and dialed the capsule corp. number pressing them so hard in panic he almost broke them.
"Damnit woman why don't you ever pick up this stupid contraption why do I always do it I don't think I even know how to use it right" vegeta yelled in frustration. He grabbed the phone and held it to his head "we don't want any" with that vegeta slammed the receiver back into the cartridge.
Gohan looked at the phone startled "he didn't even let me talk" gohan being stubborn like his father went and dialed the number again insistent that he get threw to vegeta
As vegeta began to walk away the phone rang again. "Ragh" he yelled whirling around on his heel and charging back at the phone just as he was about to rip it from the wall the ring stopped and bulma called down to vegeta "its for you" vegeta suddenly dumbfounded put the phone down and again picked up the receiver "what" he scorned with a growl
"its me gohan sorry to bother you but there's something wrong with my dad mom says she thinks you can help" gohan stated trying to hide the panic with sternness.
Vegeta thought for a moment "what makes your mother think I can help" in the background vegeta could here gokus cries and whimpers then chichi "gohan come here hold him down" ~uh oh.chichi's coming to talk to me~
Chichi picked up the phone "damn it vegeta get your ass over here now" chichi said with anger and slammed the phone down she went back to goku.
Goku held his head in obvious pain and whimpered more now rather than gave out pain stricken cries and yelps.
Vegeta looked at the phone and after a moments hesitation said "no" to even though no one was on the other line or was there. Bulma had listen to gohan and vegeta then chichi talk over the phone. She sighed heavily "vegeta were going" she said picking up trunks and going downs stairs.
Vegeta turned his head in her general direction "you little eavesdropper.we are not going I refuse" bulma grabbed his wrist and tried to pull vegeta from his spot but upon not gaining any response she finally sighed "fine then I'll shut down the gravity room" vegeta's eyes widened "you wouldn't dare" "you wanna bet" vegeta shook his head "I know you wouldn't" bulma turned "ok then here I go im gunna shut it down" bulma walked towards the hall that lead to the GR room and vegeta's older room.
Vegeta sighed heavily "fine lets go" vegeta walked up beside bulma and pulled her out the door away from the GR room.
Gokus cries and whimpers died after a few minutes of calling vegeta. He lay silently on his back chichi and gohan kneeling beside him "is, is he dead" gohan asked cautiously. Chichi looked at her son "don't be ridiculous he cant be dead he's still breathing" chichi said glaring at him.
However her sons words frightened her "why don't you get ready for the day I'll stay and keep an eye on your father" gohan nodded and went back to his room to change. Chichi held gokus wrist checking for a pulse.
Suddenly gokus hand twisted around and grabbed her wrist before she even touched him. Startled she sat there staring at him in shock. His grip started to tighten on her wrist making her wince in pain. Just as chichi was about to yelp in pain vegeta ran inside dropping bulma on the ground.
Vegeta ran over to goku and chichi his hand clenched he punched goku in the shoulder just below the collarbone. Goku let go letting chichi fall back into bulma's arms. Chichi's wrist fractured she began to sniffle holding back tears of pain and fear. Goku opened his eyes and looked at vegeta.
Vegeta took a step back something was wrong with his eyes they weren't happy and cheery as normal. Instead of its normal glint of life his eyes seemed black as death and carried an evil affect. He grinned broadly and sat up "well, well, well look who's back" he said with a mocking tone as he looked down at his hands
Upon hearing his mothers cry gohan came down with only his pants on a shirt in his hand. Gohan looked at his mother in bulma's arms her face red with tears and she held her wrist, which almost seemed as though it were turning to a grayish blue color. Gohan looked to his dad, his mothers wrist was clearly broken which only his father would do for vegeta was to focused on what was about to come from gokus mouth next.
"its been along time sense I've seen day light" vegeta's eyes widened in disbelief
~no this cant be what's going on he cant possibly have a split personality.can he~ vegeta thought to himself. "k-kakarot" goku looked up and grinned again "your highness" came gokus voice
Vegeta growled under his breathing, "where's goku" gohan's head snapped to look at vegeta ~where's goku what is he talking about~ gohan thought then he looked at his father his eyes were different and so was that smile "dad?" gohan asked carefully.
Author: well did ya like. I did to find out what happens to gohan got to chapta 2. (im gunna tell you not to expect much lol sorry)
Split banana
Chapter 1
Goku stood in the bathroom his fluffy cotton towel rapped around his waist drying the rivulets of water that slid down his body. He leaned over the sink and looked into the mirror that had fog in its corner from the steam that came from his refreshing warm shower. He looked carefully into his own eyes there was something amiss, something wrong with him but he couldn't quit place his finger on it. ~HAHAHA.~there it was again that laugh, goku suddenly shook his head violently trying to rid himself of this horrid laugh. His hair sprayed drips of water everywhere, this laugh sounded like but it wasn't his laugh he never laughed like that "agh go away" he whispered to himself. Suddenly the laugh began to fad as if it had never come.
Goku sighed heavily the laugh was gone.he looked away from the mirror at his fresh boxers that chichi had pulled out for him. He put them on and began to dry his drenched black hair as he walked out of the bathroom. He walked to his bed and sat down his head hurt for some unexplainable reason. ~Perhaps chichi can help me~ he thought as he walked down stairs and into the kitchen where she hummed as she washed the dishes eagerly.
"Hey chi do we have anything that makes headaches go away aside from pain transference" chichi looked up with light laughter "I think so why, do you have a headache"
Goku nodded "ya it won't go away" goku smiled wearily as chichi reached up into a cabinet full of medication and formulas for when gohan was an infant. She pulled out a very small bottle of Advil.
Chichi handed goku two capsules "here swallow with water"
Goku did as instructed, "Thanks chi im going to bed"
Chichi looked up "but hun its only 7 'clock.are you feeling ok"
Goku put his hand firmly on the rail making a small slapping sound "yes" he said firmly. Chichi suddenly whirled around and looked at goku his voice was far firmer than she'd expected it to be and felt necessary. Infact the firmness of his voice was a dead giveaway that something was indeed wrong.
Chichi watched him as he simply stood there staring at the steps of the stairs. She looked at his face his emotions kept changing most of which chichi had never seen before on gokus face. Suddenly his eyes seemed to glaze over as his mind wandered threw space.
Just then his head shot up and he let go of the railing and began to walk upstairs not aware that he spent a whole minute standing in one place. Chichi walked over to the railing his hand had gripped it so hard that the wood started to splinter. "Goku are you sure your ok" she spoke to herself.
Goku lay in bed starring up at the ceiling the lights out. He rolled over his back facing the door and screwed his eyes shut. The laugh continued to play in his mind. ~go away god just go away~ suddenly the laugh stopped goku opened his eyes and sighed. He really was tired and needed to sleep.
As he was practically in dreamland chichi opened the door slowly then closed it behind her. She looked at the heap of blankets that formed his mass. She got into her nightgown and slipped into bed next to goku. She put her hand on gokus well defined arm his muscles felt tense so she massaged him. "I hope your ok" she whispered closing her eyes and feeling the muscle under hand begin to loosen
Goku awoke to songbirds singing their tune happily. He sat up his mind had gone through so many dreams all of the destruction of earth but instead of some evil villain doing the destroying it was him. He rolled over not wanting the day to start just yet. His head still pounded from his headache. Suddenly he realized chichi wasn't next to him.
He sat up bolt straight "chichi" he called a nervous tremor in his voice
"im here goku in the kitchen" she replied from beneath the floor.
Goku sighed with relief and got up. As he exited his room he looked into his sons room.his only son. Gohan the 11 year old slept soundly. Goku smiled as he continued down the stairs. His smile was soon wiped away as he was reconfronted with the pain in his skull. However instead of pounding as it had before it seemed as though it were burning. His hand instinctively went to his head he began to rub lightly but stopped it began to spread through his head
Goku winced in pain as he reached the bottom step. As he looked up at chichi and started to walk to the counter his pain intensified. as soon as he reached the counter the burn grew so rapidly his vision was becoming a white blaze and he suddenly dropped his head hit the counter cutting his skull open. Goku cried out in pain his hands clutching his head as he thrashed on the floor.
Chichi ran over to goku having caught the fall and all. Gokus cries awoke gohan form in bed. Gohan ran down stairs to see what was going on. Gohan ran to his father "dad what's wrong what's happing" chichi was kneeled by him unsure of what to do "mom help me carry dad to the sofa" gohan pleaded.
Upon following gohan's orders she gave some of her own "call vegeta tell him he needs to come over pronto" gohan looked up ~vegeta why would we need his help~ gohan thought to himself as he obediently picked up the phone and dialed the capsule corp. number pressing them so hard in panic he almost broke them.
"Damnit woman why don't you ever pick up this stupid contraption why do I always do it I don't think I even know how to use it right" vegeta yelled in frustration. He grabbed the phone and held it to his head "we don't want any" with that vegeta slammed the receiver back into the cartridge.
Gohan looked at the phone startled "he didn't even let me talk" gohan being stubborn like his father went and dialed the number again insistent that he get threw to vegeta
As vegeta began to walk away the phone rang again. "Ragh" he yelled whirling around on his heel and charging back at the phone just as he was about to rip it from the wall the ring stopped and bulma called down to vegeta "its for you" vegeta suddenly dumbfounded put the phone down and again picked up the receiver "what" he scorned with a growl
"its me gohan sorry to bother you but there's something wrong with my dad mom says she thinks you can help" gohan stated trying to hide the panic with sternness.
Vegeta thought for a moment "what makes your mother think I can help" in the background vegeta could here gokus cries and whimpers then chichi "gohan come here hold him down" ~uh oh.chichi's coming to talk to me~
Chichi picked up the phone "damn it vegeta get your ass over here now" chichi said with anger and slammed the phone down she went back to goku.
Goku held his head in obvious pain and whimpered more now rather than gave out pain stricken cries and yelps.
Vegeta looked at the phone and after a moments hesitation said "no" to even though no one was on the other line or was there. Bulma had listen to gohan and vegeta then chichi talk over the phone. She sighed heavily "vegeta were going" she said picking up trunks and going downs stairs.
Vegeta turned his head in her general direction "you little eavesdropper.we are not going I refuse" bulma grabbed his wrist and tried to pull vegeta from his spot but upon not gaining any response she finally sighed "fine then I'll shut down the gravity room" vegeta's eyes widened "you wouldn't dare" "you wanna bet" vegeta shook his head "I know you wouldn't" bulma turned "ok then here I go im gunna shut it down" bulma walked towards the hall that lead to the GR room and vegeta's older room.
Vegeta sighed heavily "fine lets go" vegeta walked up beside bulma and pulled her out the door away from the GR room.
Gokus cries and whimpers died after a few minutes of calling vegeta. He lay silently on his back chichi and gohan kneeling beside him "is, is he dead" gohan asked cautiously. Chichi looked at her son "don't be ridiculous he cant be dead he's still breathing" chichi said glaring at him.
However her sons words frightened her "why don't you get ready for the day I'll stay and keep an eye on your father" gohan nodded and went back to his room to change. Chichi held gokus wrist checking for a pulse.
Suddenly gokus hand twisted around and grabbed her wrist before she even touched him. Startled she sat there staring at him in shock. His grip started to tighten on her wrist making her wince in pain. Just as chichi was about to yelp in pain vegeta ran inside dropping bulma on the ground.
Vegeta ran over to goku and chichi his hand clenched he punched goku in the shoulder just below the collarbone. Goku let go letting chichi fall back into bulma's arms. Chichi's wrist fractured she began to sniffle holding back tears of pain and fear. Goku opened his eyes and looked at vegeta.
Vegeta took a step back something was wrong with his eyes they weren't happy and cheery as normal. Instead of its normal glint of life his eyes seemed black as death and carried an evil affect. He grinned broadly and sat up "well, well, well look who's back" he said with a mocking tone as he looked down at his hands
Upon hearing his mothers cry gohan came down with only his pants on a shirt in his hand. Gohan looked at his mother in bulma's arms her face red with tears and she held her wrist, which almost seemed as though it were turning to a grayish blue color. Gohan looked to his dad, his mothers wrist was clearly broken which only his father would do for vegeta was to focused on what was about to come from gokus mouth next.
"its been along time sense I've seen day light" vegeta's eyes widened in disbelief
~no this cant be what's going on he cant possibly have a split personality.can he~ vegeta thought to himself. "k-kakarot" goku looked up and grinned again "your highness" came gokus voice
Vegeta growled under his breathing, "where's goku" gohan's head snapped to look at vegeta ~where's goku what is he talking about~ gohan thought then he looked at his father his eyes were different and so was that smile "dad?" gohan asked carefully.
Author: well did ya like. I did to find out what happens to gohan got to chapta 2. (im gunna tell you not to expect much lol sorry)