Hayate POV
I walked in to the jounin lounge and saw Tsunade sitting there, absolutely plastered.
"Tsunade, what are you doing?" I asked confused. 'Isn't she supposed to be in the Hokage tower? Doing Hokage-y stuff?'
"I, am riding an unicorn to Alaska, Hayate." Tsunade answered angrily. Then she got up quickly and I was forced to run as fast as I could out the door before I could get impaled in the head with an empty sake bottle.
And of course, because I was having such a lovely day full of unfortunate events, I just had to run straight in to Hatake Kakashi didn't I?
Luckily for me, kakashi was in a good mood and he took me out for ramen. After a while Kakashi started to talk about his sex life with Iruka because he managed to get drunk off ramen. I ran like hell… And I cannot remember what happened after that.
This was inspired by a day with my girlfriend cosplaying as Hayate and Genma. We were on sugar. Please Review!