The New and Improved Kuwabara [Story 1]
Hee hee! Hey guys back with another one o my crazy fics! In this fic Seto and Mokuba make a deal with Kuwabara that if he can act like a gentleman for three months they will give him twenty bucks. [Great deal lol] To find out what happens to Kuwabara..READ!
Kuwabara: No!!! Wait! Don't read it!
Saichi: Too late!! HAHAHAHA!!
Part 1: The deal of a gentleman.
Kuwabara: *Yawn It's kinda boring just sitting here in the park.
[I do not own YYH]
Tess: Oh look what the cat hacked up.
Kuwabara: What'd you say punk?
Tess: Shadow did it! Ahh! Every man for himself!
Kuwabara: *Running after Tess..Get back here!!!
Rachelle: Yaay Kuwabara!!
Kuwabara: What the hell?
Yusuke flies in..and kicks Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: What the heck was that for!?
Yusuke is wearing pimpin' sunglasses.
Yusuke: Well..nothing really..
Rachelle: YAAAY KUWABARA!!!!!!
Kuwabara: Who is that kid?
Yusuke: Some little girl I hired to bug you.
Kuwabara: Why the heck did she agree?
Yusuke: 'Cause I gave her a quarter.
Kuwabara: You're an idiot! Why did you do that!?
Yusuke: Like I said. To bug you that's all.
Kuwabara: Oh Yeah! I was chasing that girl who talks to her plushies! *Looks over where she was. WHAT? She's not there!
Marina/Kurama: What's going on guys?
Kuwabara: That Tess person got away from me! [whispers to self, damn she's fast!]
Yusuke: You say something Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: No nothing at all.
All but Kuwabara: See ya later Kuwabara! *They all walk away While walking away..
Marina: Nice glasses Yusuke!
Yusuke: Thanks I know!
Kuwabara: Okay that was weird..
Strange voice: Hey you!
Kuwabara: Huh? [looks over] Who the heck are you!?
Seto: I'm Seto Kaiba.
[ I do not own YGO either.]
Kuwabara: So what do you want from me?
Seto: I'm here to make a deal with you. I know all about the way you act around other people.
Kuwabara: So?
Mokuba: We are gonna make a bet with you.
Kuwabara: Another little kid?! Urameshi if this is you again I'm gonna get you good for this!
Seto: You idiot! This is my little brother Mokuba!!
Kuwabara: Oh sorry. You were saying about a deal?
Seto: Yes. The deal is if you can be a gentleman for three months we will give you twenty bucks.
Kuwabara: Why twenty bucks?
Mokuba: Because I said! And if you don't like it Seto here will turn you into Sailor Jupiter!
Kuwabara: What the!? Fine I'll do it just don't turn me into that gay thing!!
[I don't own SM]
Seto: Yes I've had that happen to me once.. [seen in another fic under *mokubaliker1 really good writer!]
Kuwabara: *Cracks up laughing.
Seto: What are you laughing at you idiot!?
Kuwabara: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Seto: Errr.. *sweat mark. So you'll do it then?
Kuwabara: I already said yes! *still laughing
Seto: Good we will be watching you. Mokuba!
Mokuba: Right Seto!
They leave.
Part 2: Scary Scary! Kuwabara?
Taylor: Hmm..my list is all the same..
Taylor's list of stuff to do:
Kill Kyle Kill Kyle Kill Kyle
So on and so forth the same thing..
Taylor: Yep. That's what I do! Kill Kyle!
*Knock knock!
Taylor: I'll get it!
Opens door..
Taylor: Hello?
Kuwabara: Good morning my really great extremely close [so close I could touch] friend!
Taylor: EEAAAKK!! NASTY YOU PERVERTED CREEP!!!! *SLAP!!!
Kuwabara: *Seeing stars Oh so sorry.
Taylor: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Kuwabara: Nothing my close-
Taylor: Don't you even start!! * Hand in air..
Kuwabara: Okay..
Taylor: What the heck's wrong with you then?!
Kuwabara: Like I said nothing. *Comes up closer to face and smiles very creepy like.
Taylor: Man Kuwabara! You're creepin' me out stop!!
Kuwabara: May I come in? [usually just walks in]
Taylor: Only for good perposes.. *Grabs a stick.
Kuwabara: Fine.
Inside Taylor's house
Taylor: So why are you acting like that then?
Kuwabara: Um.. come under the city bridge at 11:00 and I'll tell you.
Taylor: Um.. why not just tell me here?
Kuwabara: I..I can't. I mean I really would! But just come!
Taylor: [suspiciously] Okay Kuwabara.. You'd just better not do anything pervy like you usually do!
Kuwabara: I promise I wont..
DING DONG!!!
Taylor: I'll get it!
Voice: Hey let me in!
Taylor: Okay one second![opens door] Oh! Hey Krissy!
Krissy: Hello Taylor!
Taylor: Come in..
Krissy: So what are you- EAK!! What's ugly doin' here!?
Taylor: Eh!? Um.. Get HIM!!!
Krissy/Taylor: KYAA!
Kuwabara: *To himself..Finally! I get the ladies! ..but that's not what they did instead..
Krissy: Eat my bad food!!! She somehow gets some really nasty looking food in her hand.
Kuwabara: AHH!!!!
Taylor: EAT STICK ELAPHANT CRAP!!!!!
Kuwabara: Running for his life.. AHHH!!!! *runs out the door
Voice: So you failed with the ladies huh?
Kuwabara: Huh?! Who's there?
Seto: It's me again you idiot you can't even tell from my voice?
Kuwabara: What'd you say pretty boy!? Oopps!
Seto: Don't worry you're allowed to talk like that around me..sadly..
Kuwabara: Why do I have to do this anyways?
Seto: You didn't.
Kuwabara: But you said you'd turn me into a sailor scout!!
Seto: That was a lie, I can't do it only your cursed friends can that would be mainly Krissy.
Kuwabara: WHAT!? YOU LITTLE PRETTY BOY!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE NOW! *Charges at Seto.
Seto: Feh.. [He disappears]
Kuwabara: What the?
Hiei: What are you doing idiot?
Kuwabara: Oh hi Hiei, how was your day?
Hiei: What the heck's wrong with you today?
Kuwabara: Um..meet me under the cities bridge at 11:00 and I'll tell you!
Hiei: No tell me now!
Kuwabara: No! I mean I can't!
Hiei: Well I'm not coming then.
Kuwabara: Fine then you don't have to! I mean very well..
Hiei: Whatever.. *walks away.
Kuwabara: [He sees Tess] Hey ma'am how are you?
Tess: AHH!! He's nuts!!
Kuwabara: No actually I'm Kuwabara.
Tess: Ha ha very funny that joke sucked. And why you acting like that?
Kuwabara: *Sigh* Meet me under the cities bridge at 11:00 and I'll tell you.. and don't ask me why I don't tell you here 'cause I can't.
Tess: Whatever! Hits him with a really hard rock and runs.
Kuwabara: *Frozen I'm gonna kill her!!
Kurama: Oh hi Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: Hello Kurama nice day? And don't ask!
Kurama: Don't worry Hiei told me about the bridge and I wanna know what's happening to you. I'll be there. Bye!
Kuwabara: Great Kuwabara's got friends. Oh tell everyone else too!
Kurama: Okay!
Kuwabara: Well this is gonna be fun..
End Chappie 1!! Hope you liked it!
Authors note
Hi it's me again! Hope you liked this fic I love torturing Kuwabara! No offence to Kuwabara lovers! I think Yusuke would look cool in pimpin glasses don't you? Well that's it for now! R&R!! Good luck with your fics too! Bye Bye!
Hee hee! Hey guys back with another one o my crazy fics! In this fic Seto and Mokuba make a deal with Kuwabara that if he can act like a gentleman for three months they will give him twenty bucks. [Great deal lol] To find out what happens to Kuwabara..READ!
Kuwabara: No!!! Wait! Don't read it!
Saichi: Too late!! HAHAHAHA!!
Part 1: The deal of a gentleman.
Kuwabara: *Yawn It's kinda boring just sitting here in the park.
[I do not own YYH]
Tess: Oh look what the cat hacked up.
Kuwabara: What'd you say punk?
Tess: Shadow did it! Ahh! Every man for himself!
Kuwabara: *Running after Tess..Get back here!!!
Rachelle: Yaay Kuwabara!!
Kuwabara: What the hell?
Yusuke flies in..and kicks Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: What the heck was that for!?
Yusuke is wearing pimpin' sunglasses.
Yusuke: Well..nothing really..
Rachelle: YAAAY KUWABARA!!!!!!
Kuwabara: Who is that kid?
Yusuke: Some little girl I hired to bug you.
Kuwabara: Why the heck did she agree?
Yusuke: 'Cause I gave her a quarter.
Kuwabara: You're an idiot! Why did you do that!?
Yusuke: Like I said. To bug you that's all.
Kuwabara: Oh Yeah! I was chasing that girl who talks to her plushies! *Looks over where she was. WHAT? She's not there!
Marina/Kurama: What's going on guys?
Kuwabara: That Tess person got away from me! [whispers to self, damn she's fast!]
Yusuke: You say something Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: No nothing at all.
All but Kuwabara: See ya later Kuwabara! *They all walk away While walking away..
Marina: Nice glasses Yusuke!
Yusuke: Thanks I know!
Kuwabara: Okay that was weird..
Strange voice: Hey you!
Kuwabara: Huh? [looks over] Who the heck are you!?
Seto: I'm Seto Kaiba.
[ I do not own YGO either.]
Kuwabara: So what do you want from me?
Seto: I'm here to make a deal with you. I know all about the way you act around other people.
Kuwabara: So?
Mokuba: We are gonna make a bet with you.
Kuwabara: Another little kid?! Urameshi if this is you again I'm gonna get you good for this!
Seto: You idiot! This is my little brother Mokuba!!
Kuwabara: Oh sorry. You were saying about a deal?
Seto: Yes. The deal is if you can be a gentleman for three months we will give you twenty bucks.
Kuwabara: Why twenty bucks?
Mokuba: Because I said! And if you don't like it Seto here will turn you into Sailor Jupiter!
Kuwabara: What the!? Fine I'll do it just don't turn me into that gay thing!!
[I don't own SM]
Seto: Yes I've had that happen to me once.. [seen in another fic under *mokubaliker1 really good writer!]
Kuwabara: *Cracks up laughing.
Seto: What are you laughing at you idiot!?
Kuwabara: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Seto: Errr.. *sweat mark. So you'll do it then?
Kuwabara: I already said yes! *still laughing
Seto: Good we will be watching you. Mokuba!
Mokuba: Right Seto!
They leave.
Part 2: Scary Scary! Kuwabara?
Taylor: Hmm..my list is all the same..
Taylor's list of stuff to do:
Kill Kyle Kill Kyle Kill Kyle
So on and so forth the same thing..
Taylor: Yep. That's what I do! Kill Kyle!
*Knock knock!
Taylor: I'll get it!
Opens door..
Taylor: Hello?
Kuwabara: Good morning my really great extremely close [so close I could touch] friend!
Taylor: EEAAAKK!! NASTY YOU PERVERTED CREEP!!!! *SLAP!!!
Kuwabara: *Seeing stars Oh so sorry.
Taylor: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Kuwabara: Nothing my close-
Taylor: Don't you even start!! * Hand in air..
Kuwabara: Okay..
Taylor: What the heck's wrong with you then?!
Kuwabara: Like I said nothing. *Comes up closer to face and smiles very creepy like.
Taylor: Man Kuwabara! You're creepin' me out stop!!
Kuwabara: May I come in? [usually just walks in]
Taylor: Only for good perposes.. *Grabs a stick.
Kuwabara: Fine.
Inside Taylor's house
Taylor: So why are you acting like that then?
Kuwabara: Um.. come under the city bridge at 11:00 and I'll tell you.
Taylor: Um.. why not just tell me here?
Kuwabara: I..I can't. I mean I really would! But just come!
Taylor: [suspiciously] Okay Kuwabara.. You'd just better not do anything pervy like you usually do!
Kuwabara: I promise I wont..
DING DONG!!!
Taylor: I'll get it!
Voice: Hey let me in!
Taylor: Okay one second![opens door] Oh! Hey Krissy!
Krissy: Hello Taylor!
Taylor: Come in..
Krissy: So what are you- EAK!! What's ugly doin' here!?
Taylor: Eh!? Um.. Get HIM!!!
Krissy/Taylor: KYAA!
Kuwabara: *To himself..Finally! I get the ladies! ..but that's not what they did instead..
Krissy: Eat my bad food!!! She somehow gets some really nasty looking food in her hand.
Kuwabara: AHH!!!!
Taylor: EAT STICK ELAPHANT CRAP!!!!!
Kuwabara: Running for his life.. AHHH!!!! *runs out the door
Voice: So you failed with the ladies huh?
Kuwabara: Huh?! Who's there?
Seto: It's me again you idiot you can't even tell from my voice?
Kuwabara: What'd you say pretty boy!? Oopps!
Seto: Don't worry you're allowed to talk like that around me..sadly..
Kuwabara: Why do I have to do this anyways?
Seto: You didn't.
Kuwabara: But you said you'd turn me into a sailor scout!!
Seto: That was a lie, I can't do it only your cursed friends can that would be mainly Krissy.
Kuwabara: WHAT!? YOU LITTLE PRETTY BOY!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE NOW! *Charges at Seto.
Seto: Feh.. [He disappears]
Kuwabara: What the?
Hiei: What are you doing idiot?
Kuwabara: Oh hi Hiei, how was your day?
Hiei: What the heck's wrong with you today?
Kuwabara: Um..meet me under the cities bridge at 11:00 and I'll tell you!
Hiei: No tell me now!
Kuwabara: No! I mean I can't!
Hiei: Well I'm not coming then.
Kuwabara: Fine then you don't have to! I mean very well..
Hiei: Whatever.. *walks away.
Kuwabara: [He sees Tess] Hey ma'am how are you?
Tess: AHH!! He's nuts!!
Kuwabara: No actually I'm Kuwabara.
Tess: Ha ha very funny that joke sucked. And why you acting like that?
Kuwabara: *Sigh* Meet me under the cities bridge at 11:00 and I'll tell you.. and don't ask me why I don't tell you here 'cause I can't.
Tess: Whatever! Hits him with a really hard rock and runs.
Kuwabara: *Frozen I'm gonna kill her!!
Kurama: Oh hi Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: Hello Kurama nice day? And don't ask!
Kurama: Don't worry Hiei told me about the bridge and I wanna know what's happening to you. I'll be there. Bye!
Kuwabara: Great Kuwabara's got friends. Oh tell everyone else too!
Kurama: Okay!
Kuwabara: Well this is gonna be fun..
End Chappie 1!! Hope you liked it!
Authors note
Hi it's me again! Hope you liked this fic I love torturing Kuwabara! No offence to Kuwabara lovers! I think Yusuke would look cool in pimpin glasses don't you? Well that's it for now! R&R!! Good luck with your fics too! Bye Bye!