Voldemort (on a little platform thingy singing and dancing to "Bye, Bye, Bye" by N*Sync (I prefer N*Stynk)):
I'm doing this tonight,
You'll probably put up a fight,
I'm sure that this is right,
Hey, Harry, c'mon,
I hated you endlessly,
And, you just messed up things for me,
And now it's time to die,
And make right of wrong.
I know that I can't take no more,
That ain't no lie,
I wanna see you
On that floor,
Harry, die, die, die,
(die, die)
I just wanna make a fool of you,
You're just another loser in this game for two,
I know you hate me
And it ain't no lie,
Harry, die, die, die,
(die, die)
When you think, it isn't all that tough,
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough,
A-vada Ke-davra,
Ain't no lie,
Harry, die, die, die.
I hate you, that's the truth,
And, boy, you're more than welcome to,
To, give me one more reason, Harry, c'mon,
I lived just to see,
The point where you would finally,
Die, and make my life much better,
'Cause you're gone.
I know that I can't take no more,
That ain't no lie,
I wanna see you
On that floor,
Harry, die, die, die,
(die, die)
I just wanna make a fool of you,
You're just another loser in this game for two,
I know you hate me
And it ain't no lie,
Harry, die, die, die,
(die, die)
When you think it isn't all that tough,
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough,
A-vada Ke-davra,
Ain't no lie,
Harry, die, die, die.
*Voldie falls off the platform thingy and the music pauses*
Voldie:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*Starts dancing and singing again*
(die, die)
I just wanna make a fool of you,
You're just another loser in this game for two,
I know you hate me
And it ain't no lie,
Harry, die, die, die,
(die, die)
When you think it isn't all that tough,
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough,
A-vada Ke-davra,
Ain't no lie,
Harry, die, die, die.
(die, die)
I just wanna make a fool of you,
You're just another loser in this game for two,
I know you hate me
And it ain't no lie,
Harry, die, die, die,
(die, die)
When you think it isn't all that tough,
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough,
A-vada Ke-davra,
Ain't no lie,
Harry, die, die, die.
(die, die)
Harry: Er, that's really nice and all, but I'm sort of late for a Quidditch match right now, so could it wait a while?
Voldie: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer: J. K. owns the characters, N*Sync owns the song.
a/n: I know this was pretty dumb but too bad, so sad. Pretty dumb ending, right? We all know poor Voldie has issues. *sigh* I'm sorry if someone has done this before OKAY????? *inhales pixy stix* wheeeeeeeeeeeee dats better. i got to stay home from skool 2day cause im special. actually im sick but oh well. flames will be doused with mountain dew, coated with sugar and sold as the newest candy and i will become rich except im queen midas and everything i touch turns into sugar. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! man, im glad i finally wrote a filk again. byeness!
a/n 2: oh yeah. review! review or die! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!