Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama.

Before they realized it, they were already lovers.

Weird, yes. But the nonchalant holding hands, casual kisses on the lips, and dazed eye-contacts felt normal like they've been doing it for a long time.

Gin-chan was unhappy about it at first but 10 chocolate parfaits and 100 dos and don'ts later, he gave in.

Shinpachi sulked for 2 minutes before he recovered from the shock, apparently, he's still single so please understand.

Umibouzu destroyed half of the Kabukicho district looking for his daughter's alleged boyfriend before Kagura broke his ribs and made him take an oath to never interfere with her love life like the nosy bald that he is.

Everything was settled after that. Kinda. Maybe.

But, having a boyfriend like Okita Sougo has its 'heart shaker' moments.

LOTS OF IT.

"Yo." Kagura looked behind her where the voice came from and came face-to-face with her policeman of a boyfriend, Okita Sougo.

She regards him with a bored look for 3 seconds before saying: "Oi, don't go around sneaking up on me like that or I might accidentally punch you out of fright, sadist." Kagura said or more like threatened sweetly.

"As if you can." Sougo dodged a punch right after he said that, his deadpan face still unfazed.

"Why are you here, jerk?" Kagura asked, casually sitting down on the bench nearby as if nothing happened.

She opens a box of sukonbu and started munching on its content before looking up at Sougo who is watching her with a weird face. What's with him lately she didn't know. Often times she accidentally catches him staring at her face or checking her out and it's starting to weird her out.

"Oi, I'm ashking yow."

He strode across the short distance and sat next to her on the bench, leaning on the backrest.

"Doesn't anybody teach you manners? Don't talk with your mouth full, ugly pig." He poked Kagura on the forehead which made her grunt in protest.

"Whatever. Don't you have any duty to do? Like, dealing with the traffic? Finding your gorilla stalker commander? Or hunting joui rebels? I'll give you a tip, I saw Zura on my way here. He's in a disguise of--" Kagura was cut off by a distant "Zura janai, Katsura da!" but she ignored it and look at her boyfriend expectantly.

"Hijikata-san can go to hell looking for me. Kondo-san is just a gorilla. I got bored patrolling so I came here to piss you off instead." He summarized and leaned his flaxen head on Kagura's left shoulder as if it's the most normal thing a sadist like him does.

Kagura just sighed in response and adjust her shoulder so that she could feel comfortable. Weird. This is one of the moments that weirds her out. The sadist officer never treat her like this before but now, he is disturbingly comfortable with these gestures. Her 20 year old mind can't understand it but she's not ignorant about it either since she watched tons of soap opera.

"It's pretty good day today no wonder Gin-chan is out for pachinko again." The amanto girl observed the surroundings, watching the kids playing at the park.

"By the way, why are you leaning on me, sadist? You're wearing your uniform and people are staring at us. They think I made you skip your work so we can date instead." She shook her shoulder where the captain is leaning his head.

"China, stay still, I need to take a nap before Hijibaka-san found me." He drawled.

"You're such a pain the neck. I hope Mayora finds you quick and drag your ass back where you came from. You're starting to piss me off."

Kagura almost choke on the small piece of sukonbu she's chewing on when Sougo lifted his head suddenly, their nose almost touching. Their faces are inches apart. He seemed to like her caught off guard look because the Shinsengumi first division captain smirked.

"W-what the--" Kagura managed to utter before Sougo cut her off. "That's the plan, China girl. To piss you off. Didn't I told you a minute ago? "

And just like that, a fight started.