Chapter 1
Disclaimer - I do not own Naruto, for if I did, I would kill Sakura for her annoying pink-hairedness.
Note: Reia is a brown haired girl who is an OC (my cuz suggested she be me), and she is in a clan named Matsuki (Yea, I know. Lame name, eh?) which works with water. For some reason, I agree with my cousin. She be me. Now off you go and ENJOY
Somewhere...(Let's just say in MY house...)
Me: I'm bored
Shikamaru: Me too.
Me: Aren't you always?
Shikamaru: Shut up, you bitch.
--Some other people enter the room.--
Kiba: Whazzzupp!
Me: Uh, you're not supposed to say that here...
Kiba: Where am I, some stupid Neopets Caption Contest?
Naruto: Sorry to break it, but I'm bored!
Me: You're just like Shikamaru!
Shikamaru: didn't I tell you to shut up?
Me: sigh You guys make me feel guilty
Temari: Hm, why don't we play truth or dare?
Naruto: Sounds like fun!
Me: PWNING fun!
--Some moments later...--
Me: I'll go first!
The bottle lands on Gaara.
Gaara: Crap.
Me: Truth or Dare?
Gaara: Dare.
Me: I dare you to do the Hokey Pokey.
Gaara: I hate you, and you'll pay for this.
--Some horrible dancing later...--
Me: Pfft...
Gaara: My turn.
The bottle lands on Naruto.
Gaara: Uzumaki..truth or dare?
Naruto: Truth!
Gaara: Okay...Is it true that you're wearing pink underwear today?
Naruto: Yea. And I am PROUD of it!
Me: OMG! This is some serious blackmail material!
Naruto: My turn!
The bottle lands on Shino.
Naruto: Truth or dare?
Shino: Truth.
Naruto: Hm, you and Reia have been together recently...do you like her?
Me: (blush) Is that true, Shino?
Shino: ...Yes I like her.
Me: NOOOOOOOOO! (dies)
Naruto: She likes you too, you can TELL.
Me: (revives) Shut up, I don't like talking about my private matters. Shino, spin the bottle.
Shino: Right.
The bottle lands on Sasuke.
Shino: Uchiha. Truth or dare?
Sasuke: Dare.
Shino: I dare you to say to Sakura that you hate her and MEAN it.
Sasuke: Oh, this one's EASY. Sakura, I hate you.
Sakura: (cries)
Sasuke: My turn.
The bottle lands on Ino.
Sasuke: Ino, truth or dare.
Ino: Truth.
Sasuke: Do you like Shikamaru? If you do someone has to stand up and go to the bathroom.
Me: Guys, I gotta pee!
Sasuke: There. You like him.
Ino: Fine. Dammit, Reia.
--A few moments later...--
Me: I'm back! Ino, spin the bottle.
The bottle lands on Kiba.
Ino: Inuzuka, truth or dare?
Kiba: Dare!
Ino: I dare you to...(Whispers to Kiba: Put Akamaru in Sakura's Shirt).
Kiba: This pwnes! C'mon, boy!
Me: Oh God, don't tell me you're gonna...
Kiba: Yepzie! (Slides Akamaru in Sakura's shirt)
Sakura: Ug, you evil Son-of-a-biatch! AGGGGHHHH!
Kiba: LOL, my turn!
The bottle lands on Hinata.
Kiba: Hinata, truth or dare?
Hinata: Truth.
Kiba: Do you like me?
Hinata: ...um, yes...
Kiba: Okie! Your turn.
The bottle lands on Neji.
Hinata: Neji, truth or dare.
Neji: Dare, cuzin.
Hinata: Uhmm...I dare you to call Tenten and tell her that you love her.
Neji: Aw, man, I do not love an annoying freak!
--Tenten was listening out the window, and broke in after a while--
Tenten: AGGHH, Neji, I HATE YOU! (Beats Neji up)
Me: KEWL, Neji will have purple eye color!
Neji: Shut up. My turn.
The bottle lands on Temari.
Neji: Temari, truth or dare?
Temari: Dare.
Neji: I dare you to do the Tango.
Temari. Ug, meanie.
--Some horrifying dancing later...--
Temari: Ugh. My turn.
The bottle lands on Gaara.
Temari: Truth or Dare?
Gaara: Dare.
Temari: I dare you to sing 'I love you' to Lee.
Lee: OMG, Yaoi PWNES!
Gaara: You're worse than Reia. 'I love you (NOT), you love me (DIE), we're a happy (NOT) family...'
Lee: Awe, so sweet of you...OMG I AM NOT GAY!
Gaara: My turn.
The bottle lands on Me.
Gaara: Time to get my revenge. Matsuki, truth or dare?
Me: Uh, Dare?
Gaara: I dare you to sing the third theme in our anime, to SHINO.
Me: (blush) but I have a bad singing voice!
Gaara: It was a dare. For REVENGE.
Shino: I feel so loved X3
Me: Kanashimi Wa Yasashisa Ni...
Shino: Awe, your singing is good.
Me: Trust me, It was just luck. Yes, LUCK, I AM NOT THAT GOOD! Anyways, my turn.
The bottle lands on Shikamaru.
Me: Shika, truth or dare?
Shikamaru: Dare.
Me: I dare you to say that you hate Temari and love Ino.
Shikamaru: Temari, I hate you. Ino, I l(ike?) you.
Ino: Crap. I don't.
Shikamaru: Live with it. My turn now.
The bottle lands on Kankuro.
Shikamaru: Kanku, truth or dare?
Kankuro: Truth.
Shikamaru: Hm, do you wear facial makeup? For girls?
Temari: Good one.
Kankuro: YES, yes, In fact, I use the best kind. Oh they PWN me it's so cool how they make this thing and I---
Shikamaru: YES, yes, whatever...your turn.
The bottle lands on Lee.
Kankuro: Truth or dare?
Lee: Dare!
Kankuro: I dare you to kiss the girl this bottle lands on. I will spin it. guys, out. Girls, get in.
Lee: (gulp)
And the bottle lands on...
End of chappie. Yeah, I know, you're devastated, right? Sorry to keep your suspense up XD. Yeah, this story Pwnes, doesn't it? X3
Anyways, chapter 2 is coming soon. Like, tomorrow.