Zelda: Majora's Mask: Final Boss
"Oh Dawson!" She said as they stopped kissing.
"Oh… uh…Christine?…Jo?…Allyson?"
"I'm not telling!" Just as they were going to take it one step further, a little boy came into the room.
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These are the evil bosses of the
WB? Link thought. Aw well. I might as well defeat them. So Link ran up to the two 30 year-olds portraying teens, brought up his sword, and pulled it down. When it struck, all that emanated from the man's contact with the sword was a metallic clang! Huh? Link thought, what the— just then, the man got up and his skin peeled back, revealing a metal skeleton. He pulled out a blaster and shot the woman. Her head soon exploded. The same happened to all of the people there except for Link. "You have angered me!" Came the deep, death metal-esque growl. So what? Link thought. "You shall die!"The voice clearly wasn't coming out of the machine's mouth, but somewhere in its chest. Link suddenly had an idea, maybe if I throw a bombchu at its chest, I probably could get it to shut up. The bombchu reached its destination quickly, for the cyborg's computers were perplexed at the little bomb-rat. BOOM!! The explosion kicked up a huge amount of dust and obscured Link's vision. When the dust settled, there was a gaping hole in the fallen robot's chest. That was easy, Link thought. "Not as easy as you might th-th-think!" Came the distorted voice of the man-made monster. Link screamed in surprise as the things head flew off and into Link's gut, exploding. The final result was a dead robot and a bloody mess of brutally murdered people. Or so the doughnut-eating L.A.P.D. thought….