This was written out of boredom and because of a friend on facebook... so blame her!
Italics are singing ok?
Hungary sat in Austria's piano room humming a tune she had stuck in her head for days.
"Ve~ Hungary?" Italy asked seeing the elder country
"Oh Italia, what are you doing here?"
"Ve~ I came to visit Austria… what were you just humming Hungary-san?"
"Hehehe it's a bit of a song I made up a little while ago"
"Will you sing what you have for me?"
"If you really want to hear it…"
"Imagine with me a moment dear Italia,
What the world would be like if fangirls didn't exist?"
"Ve~?"
"Some shows wouldn't make it past a first season,
And having no fangirls would be the reason,
Some mangika would be burned at the stake!
The fanboys couldn't save them, it's too late!
Being called perverted wouldn't be a compliment,
If you thought it was, to the nut house you would be sent!
My dear sweet Italia, the world would be boring if fangirls didn't exist!"
"That's all I have at the moment…"
"Ve~ it was good but, are fangirls really that important?"
"Of course they are! Imagine how little fans animes like Kuroshitsuji, Naruto and even our own would have without all the yaoi fangirls!"
"That's a scary thought… Hungary, are you a fangirl?"
"…It's that obvious huh?"
"Ve~ not really, I just saw you and Japan taking photos when I was on my last date with Russia"
"…O-oh you saw us?"
"Si, we aren't bothered by it though… but please Hungary no video cameras in our bedroom! I saw that you two recorded frattello with Spain-niichan"
"…Romano didn't see did he?"
"Nah, but Spain did, he was showing it off to France and Prus-"
"JAPAN! HUNGARY! TAKE THAT OFF YOUR WEBSITE NOW YOU PERVERTED BASTARDS!"
"Ve~ I guess Romano just found out!"
THERE WILL BE NO MORE... unless i think of a longer version of the song