YOU FEEL SO GOOD YOU MAKE ME S-S-STUTTER
Setting: in the middle of September 2010.
Pairing: Matt/Dom/… surprise!
Rating: slightly NC-17. Matt and Dom are very, very naughty… ;P
Disclaimer : Matthew and Dominic (and someone else I'll reveal later not to spoil ;P ) don't belong to me, I don't know any of them, nothing of this has ever happened and no one paid me to get crazier and crazier, day after day…
The title is from... uhmm, no, I'll tell you later!
Feedback : I love it like Matt loves bananas and Dom loves leo-printed stuff!
Beta :the wonderful hope_to_last (Ivonne) and the wonderful belldomplease (Joy) (new entry!) , thanks for your great help and support, you're amazing, girls!
Author's notes : This is my first attempt to write something kinky… or at least try! I don't think I'm very good in this kind of stuff, that's why I'll be really, really glad to have your opinion about it... whichever it is!
Summary: You never know what to expect when you accept an invitation from Matthew Bellamy and Dominic Howard…
"So, tell us, Matthew Bellamy, why did Muse accept to collaborate with the 'Eclipse' soundtrack?" Dominic amuses himself as he pretends to interview his best friend, using one of the bananas that Matt is greedy and he's never short of as a sort of microphone, indeed.
They are in their dressing room, in the studios of a music show they've been invited to, a music show that is similar to the more famous 'Total Request Live', but still has to work its way up the ladder.
Since they're in America, Muse can't allow themselves to be squeamish about that; that's why Tom, their manager, summoned them to be part of that show, he has exonerated just Chris, to allow him to come back to his beloved wife and kids.
As a matter of fact, Muse have briefly concluded their European tour and are about to start the American one and during the break, Matt and Dom decided to leave early together. Now they are staying at a hotel in Los Angeles, where these studios are.
As always, as they're waiting for their turn, they're mucking around, entertaining themselves as they make fun of the most asked questions of all the interviews they're more than used to give.
"Because we never say no to easy money, tons of new fans added, although they're mostly a bunch of brainwashed teen girls who now sincerely believe that vampires twinkle, but mostly because Stephenie Meyer has been such a pain in the ass as she tried to persuade me to do that!" Matt waffles frantically and they both can barely prevent themselves from laughing out loud.
"I understand. And, tell us, will Kate be with you even for this part of the tour that is about to begin?" Dominic goes on, as he tries his best to remain serious and concentrated.
"Hell nope, thank God! She is super-busy with her new movie, something about a poor actress on the edge of failure meeting the frontman of a very successful band who makes her film career improve all over again... oops, sorry, I got confused, this is not the movie-plot, this is just reality!" Matt bursts out laughing madly and Dom can't do anything but follow his example.
As a matter of fact, the blond gives up the role of fake interviewer, as the brunette takes good care of what has been their 'microphone' until then, peeling it.
"I still don't understand why you chose to stay with her!" Dom grumbles with a snort.
"Because you know that sometimes I need a good shag from the old school, and after awhile groupies are not a safe solution, neither a healthy one!" the frontman justifies as he takes a bite of the sugary fruit.
"Speak for yourself; I still have my fun with them, as long as I'm careful!" the drummer strikes back.
"Well, let's say that I was sick of being careful. At least, Kate is safe. Plus, she already has her son, so she doesn't annoy the fucking shit out of me saying she wants to have babies from me!" Matthew adds as he throws the peel in the litter basket.
"Just like Gaia did." Dominic concludes the sentence for him.
Hearing that name, the brunette grieves for a few instants, feeling melancholic.
"Yeah, that is the main reason why we broke up, otherwise I would still be with her. She was ready to accept everything, but she couldn't compromise on that issue. Truth is that she was just too special and I had to let her go so she could finally find someone who loves her as she deserves to be loved, since I could never love her at one hundred percent…" Matt comments, as he stretches himself lazily, before getting up from the black sofa in order to slide close to the blond who sits on the other sofa.
"I already love you at one hundred percent!" he murmurs as he caresses Dom's hair, descends to his nape and then to his shoulders which are covered with his black, leather jacket.
Matt enjoys the sensation of that smooth, soft and good smelling fabric below his fingers a lot.
Dom's only answer is to smile at Matt, as he leans closer to him, silently demanding a kiss that immediately comes.
Matt presses his lips against his, softly, way too softly, almost as if he was asking him permission to enter, almost as if it were the very first time he kissed him.
Truth is that Dom just loves every twisted game his partner feels like playing, so he also pretends to be shy as well, as he hesitantly tugs at his red sweater and tentatively tries to unbutton the white shirt under.
Matt chuckles against his boyfriend's mouth because of his fake clumsiness, as he decides that Dom needs some encouragement. That's why he takes his hand and places it on the crotch of his khaki trousers, in order to make his mate understand how much he's enjoying that, as he deals with the blond's leo-printed belt, trying to undo it very slowly and with trembling hands.
After all, the door is locked and there's no chance for them to be disturbed. Plus, there's a switched on TV that allows them to follow that music show, since it's airing.
Right now Maroon 5 are performing a fantastic acoustic version of 'Misery', their new hit that announces their upcoming new album.
The two lovers don't mind that song as background, not only they happened to listen to more than one of that band's oldest hits, but Matthew found himself several times humming or singing those songs, quite content.
"Enough! I can't take it anymore!" Dominic exclaims, as he breaks their kiss and pushes Matt down on the sofa, straddling him rudely. "Can I quit being the wimp guy during his first time and resume being your lover that has known *for years and years* how to take you and drive you crazy?" he wonders almost with a frustrated growl as he caresses Matt behind his ears, one of the spots that drives him crazy, indeed.
Anyway, Matthew manages to muster all his self-control to react and pushes him away.
"Damn you, Dom! You screwed everything up!" he complains, coming back to his sofa.
"Me? It's you who makes such stupid requests! How the hell could you expect me to pretend I didn't already know every single inch of your body; but mostly how the hell could you expect me to resist without taking possession of it?" the other justifies.
"You didn't try hard enough to please me!" Matt protests, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Gee, don't act like a spoiled child now! Do you think you can always get what you want?" Dominic strikes back, getting up from his sofa.
"Pretty much!" Matthew insists, stamping his feet on the floor.
Yeah, he's surely acting like a spoiled child now; but it's a child who knows very well which buttons to push.
"After all, I wanted you, too!" the brunette murmurs as he stares at the blond in an irresistible way.
As a matter of fact, Dom gets closer to him once again, straddling his lap as Matt holds firmly his tights that are trapped in his so skinny black jeans.
"Oh no, my dear, I don't think so. * I'm* the one who wanted you !" the drummer corrects him, as he wraps his arms around his neck and rubs his perfectly shaved face against Matt's bristly one, where there's already a beginning of goatee.
Their short fight turns into the umpteenth kiss, but this time the kiss is anything but shy or clumsy.
As their savage kiss goes on, Dom opens his eyes again and his gaze falls on the TV, where Maroon 5 are about to finish their performance, so, out of the blue a little wicked idea starts making its way in his mind.
"Alright, Bells, since you're so bloody sure you can always get whatever you want… why don't you get him?" he exclaims, pointing at the frontman of the band who has just finished their song and is taking a bow with the other band mates.
"Him? You're kidding, right? He's the straightest guy in all the fucking Universe, Zeta and Cydonia included!" Matt makes him notice.
"Yep, that's why I said that, otherwise what kind of challenge would it be?" the other shrugs.
"Yeah, but… he always has sex with beautiful women in every video-clip of his, and there's not a single song of his that is not about him having sex with a beautiful woman!" the pianist protests.
"Hey, wait a moment. How do you know so much stuff about him?" the blond teases him.
"What can I say? Adam Levine is such a remarkable pleasure both for my view and my ears!" skims from the brunette's lips as they both observes Adam on TV, as he's busy answering to the questions of the anchorwoman, flirting with her a little bit.
He wears dark blue jeans and a white undershirt that reveals his muscular and tattooed body.
"Ah-ah! So, admit it, you do like him!" the blond chuckles, happy for catching Matt red-handed.
"Why? Don't you like him, too?" the other provokes him as they keep watching the interview.
"Well, yeah... I must say that I wouldn't mind to get him, too!" says Dom as he licks his lips in anticipation, before exchanging an understanding look with his lover.
"Are you thinking what I am thinking?" Matt smiles at him, mischievously.
"As always, honey!" Dom smiles back at him in the same way. "But first we have the interview. They're almost done, then it's our turn!" he adds.
"You're right. Anyway, you heard him, didn't you? He said that they will come back later for another performance. We have all the time we need!" the brunette winks at him, before they arrange themselves, getting ready for their duty.
And when their interview starts, they have to make a huge effort not to burst out laughing madly, since the first questions are the same Dom previously mocked.
Anyway, Matt's answers this time are not the same, of course!
(End Part I)
Second part is coming soon ;)
In the meantime there are things that must be said:
I know, this is weird, but I've been thinking of this paring since the 'Songs about Jane' era, the first album of Maroon 5.
By the way, back to those days I even called Adam 'Matthew's little twin' since they looked alike a lot, really!
At the only thought of those two singing together, their falsettos mixing… oh my, I feel dizzy!
And you know, from making them sing to slash … or almost slash… there's only a short step!
And wherever Matt is, there's Dom, too, of course! ;P
The 'deathblow' arrived with the new album of Maroon 5 (that I love sooo damn much, for the record!) and also due to my mp3 player that kept constantly mixing together Muse's and Maroon 5 songs, at random… so I just knew that I ABSOLUTELY HAD TO write something about this cross-over!
Ok, so far there wasn't much crossover, but you'll see in the next part. So far I hope I'll make you curious ;P
By the way, in case you don't know this gorgeous (and amazing singer, too) guy:
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And this is about Matt and Dom's outfit (it's this pic that made me write that stuff, it's so… wow!):
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ok, now I can say that:
Disclaimer (II): I don't own and know either Maroon 5, esp. Adam Levine, plus the title is taken from the lyrics of 'Stutter', one of their (very cool) songs.
If you find your time to tell me what you think about it (I accept even criticism as long as it helps me improve!), I'll be veeeery happy and grateful.
Otherwise, thanks just for bothering reading this umpteenth delirium of mine!
