iHave the Baby Chapter 1: Nervous Father, an icarly fanfic

iHave The Baby

This story is the sequel to "iBecome Enciente", taking place six months after, and is slightly based on the episode "Lucy Goes To The Hospital", from the classic t.v. series "I Love Lucy", starring Desi Arnaz, Luciile Ball, Willliam Frawley, Vivian Vance, and Keith Thibodeaux.

Chapter 1: Nervous Father

Tapping his fingers on the couch, Freddie Benson nervously looked from the television, which was playing "Transformers 3" on HBO, to his pregnant wife, Carly, who was playing with an "iCarly' app on her PearPhone (the 8th edition), and he fidgeted with his necktie.

His wife had been pregnant for about six months, and Freddie had been calm through all of that time, but right now, the 24-year-old man hadn't been this nervous since the day he and Carly walked down the steps of the church as a married couple.

"Freddie, dear, can you relax?" Carly was starting to worry about her husband. "I haven't seen you this nervous since we got married five years ago."

The young manager said, "I can't help it, honey... Dr. Appleby said that the baby would arrive by, at least, today!"

Carly rolled her eyes. "Freddie, please, just relax and get ready to leave..."

Freddie took a deep breath, released it, and said, "Okay, Carly... I'll be, uh, getting ready for work in the room if you need me."

The professor went into their room, and Carly continued playing with the app on her phone. Suddenly, her chest felt a little weird, and she said, "Oh... Freddie?"

As fast as lightning, Freddie ran into the living room, dressed in his coat, wearing a fedora, and he cried, "It's time?"

Carly laughed, and said, "No, honey... I was just hungry. Look, why don't you go to the club already before you have a panic attack or something?"

Freddie's face had a nervous but amused expression on his face when Carly said that. "All right... but I promise that I'll be home as soon as possible when my work is finished, okay?"

Carly nodded, and the nervous husband gave her a good-bye kiss on the cheek before he ran out of the apartment. Rolling her eyes again, Carly turned her attention to the t.v., and changed the channel to watch "Full House" on the ABC Family channel, listening to Jesse Fredrick sing the theme song.

What ever happened to predictibility?

The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.

You miss your old familiar friends, waiting just around the bend

Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart).

There's a heart

A hand to hold onto.

Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.

There's a face

Of somebody who needs you.

Eveywhere you look,

When you're lost out there and you're all alone,

A light is waiting to carry you home,

Everywhere you look.

About an hour later, Carly was taking a nap, listening to the band "Forever the Sickest Kids" sing the song "What Do You Want From Me" during the end credits of the hit 20th Century Fox fillm "Diary of a Wimpy Kid", based on the best-selling novel from Jeff Kinney.

I don't wanna waste my time again
Like getting wasted with so-called friends
'Cause they don't know me
But they pretend to be part of my social scenery
And hey, maybe I'm a critic, a cynic
Or am I jaded? Or am I afraid of it?
'Cause it's dragging me down
It's bumming me out
It's making my head spin round and round

Can you say hey!
Can you say oh!
That's right, what do you want from me?
Can you say hey!
Can you say oh!
That's right, what do you want from me?
I get the feeling we're on to something
I say jump and you start jumping
Can you say hey!
Can you say oh!
That's that, now what do you want from me?

Just another day in the life for me
It's 3am and I can't sleep
And I've been thinking that we've been drinking
In hopes to maintain our sanity
And hey, maybe I'm a critic, a cynic
Or am I crazy? Do they all hate me?
'Cause they pick me up and throw me down
It's making my head spin round and round

Everything that I do
It's never good enough for you
I do my best
Dress to impress
Wear my heart out of my chest
Going no where fast
I don't know where I'm at
When I say jump and you start jumping
Hey! We're onto something