Star Ocean 3: The Untold Story
Chapter One: The Great Battle
(A/N: Well I'm bored…again…we have a three day weekend (YAY!)…and it has been 20 below outside…(Good old Minnesota…) So…I made another story…Basically it's parts of Star Ocean Till the End of Time that could use a little…tweaking…(actually probably not…but it's fun to mess with their minds anyway! ) I'm not sure if this will be multi chaptered or not…but it probably will be…if I get inspiration…I hope you like the twisted remake of Star Ocean…
Disclaimer: heh if I owned Star Ocean there would be a TV show that would be based on a lot of fan fiction on this site…wait for that day!
"Everyone clear on the plan?" Clair asked at the war council. She got a full round of nods, "Ok I probably don't have to remind you but…this is the biggest battle we have ever faced. All three Brigades will be there so be on your best behavior!"
"Wait this is a war…shouldn't we tear them limb from limb?" Cliff asked
"ARE YOU INSANE? They're going to kill us all anyway so we might as well be courteous!" Clair exclaimed
"O.o"
"Anyway fight hard, and hold 'em off till the Thunder Arrow is completed. For the sake of Aquaria we must defeat the Black, Dragon, and Storm Brigade!" Clair rambled
"The Storm Brigade? You mean Geezer Woltar is actually going into BATTLE?" a random runeologist exclaimed
"A-yep"
"Oh no not Woltar!" Another random person moaned
"You're actually worried about an old geezer who can't tie his own shoes?" Nel asked in disbelief
"No I'm worried about that big cinder block that he throws at people that walk by his estate…it hurts!"
"Really he has a cinder block now? Wow he attacked me with a rake!" Nel exclaimed
"ENOUGH! Yes Crazy Old Man Woltar has gotten out of his recliner and will be joining the battle…beware of his craziness…" Clair trailed off
Somewhere…
"Huh? I AIN'T CRAZY!" Woltar woke up from a sound sleep and yelled at the top of his lungs. Vox sighed and grabbed a giant syringe.
"Night, Night, Woltar…" as the old man fell asleep with one poke of the needle, "…senile old fart…"
Back…
"Ok dismissed!" Almost everyone in the room ran out, "Nel I have a special assignment for you,"
"What is it Clair?" Nel asked suspiciously
"Well…uh…I want you to actually go into battle and take out the top gun,"
"You mean Vox?"
"Yep,"
"Are you mad? That's like a suicide mission!"
"Don't you want to save our country?"
"I thought you were my friend! Now you want me to go into a battle that I'll probably die in!"
"Drat she found out the plan…" Clair muttered, "Fine we'll send Cliff and Fayt too,"
"Whatever…" Fayt sighed
"And what will you be doing?" Cliff asked
"Uh…well…I'll be guarding headquarters! And hiding under my bed…see ya!" and Clair left the room
Nel sighed, "Might as well hit the sack, we have a long day tomorrow
The Next Day…
"The preparations have paid off…we are ready!" Dion exclaimed
"Great!" Fayt said with enthusiasm, "Skirt wearing sissy boy…" he muttered as Dion left
"Well let's go take out Vox!" and the trio forged ahead into battle
"This is like out of a demented fantasy novel…" Fayt noted as they passed soldiers fighting soldiers, and soldiers fighting…dragons
"Yeah…and when did Aire hills get so…foggy…and long…and different…?" Cliff replied
"Are you two done observing the scenery or am I going to have to beat this idiot by myself?" Nel asked annoyed. They had found Vox and the two boys were still immersed in the battle around them
"You might as well…you're the only one with any fighting ability whatsoever," Cliff murmured
"Wow…Big tough Cliffy the Klausian can't even win against the dragon master…" Fayt laughed
"Idiot you can't either!" Cliff retorted and a second war was about to get under way when suddenly…
"Uh…guys…there is a giant thing in the sky that just fired some light thing…" Nel stared wide eyed at the approaching spacecraft
"Oh crap that's the Veendini!" Cliff yelled
"Veendini…?" and suddenly Vox was gone…victim of the giant space craft
"Well my respect for that thing just grew…" Nel muttered
"Um…might I suggest…oh I don't know…RUN?" Fayt screamed
"Can you guys tell me what the hell that thing is?" Nel panted as they hid behind a runeological weapon
"Kinda complicated…and at the moment that's the LEAST of our goddamn worries!" Cliff muttered
"Why is it here?" Fayt wondered
"Uh…funny story…" Cliff said
"Wait…thing isn't after…me?"
"Well…damn you weren't supposed to find out…" Cliff smacked his forehead
"Oh lord…" Nel muttered watching the two with interest
"So that's why they attacked Hyda? And the Helre and now this planet! But why?" Fayt said angstly
"Look it's a long story and I can't explain it" Cliff tried calming him down
"SO IT'S MY GODDAMN FAULT MY DAD IS CATPTURED!"
"Fayt calm down!"
"NOW INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE!"
"Hey on the bright side, not all of them are innocent!" Nel tried
"WHO THE HELL AM I!"
"Oh god he's going to blow…" Cliff ran as the funny light of symbology appeared on Fayt's face
"Hey…" Cliff dragged Nel out of the way as Fayt rose into the sky
"Oh god…" Cliff muttered
"Does he do that a lot?" Nel asked
"No…this is creepy…"
"Remind me NEVER get him mad…"
"Fair enough" Suddenly the spaceship that was…wasn't and Fayt fell to the ground unconscious
"Well that's great…" Nel stared in disbelief
"Hey I'm ok!" Dion smiled idiotically walking around the deserted battlefield
"Great to know," Cliff muttered sarcastically
"Now I can return to Ameena…my one true love…" and Dion ungracefully and undignified fell into a giant hole left by one of the laser things
"Uh-oh…what do we tell people?" Nel asked as they pulled the dying Dion out of the 50 foot crater.
"Um…that he got hit by the laser?"
"Sure that works!"
"Well let's get both of them back to the castle," Cliff said kicking Fayt in the head with no response
"Do you realize that this going to be a hell of a long walk back to Aquios with these two morons?" Nel asked
"Darn…"
"Well I suppose we could always use the secret passage," Nel pulled a concealed lever and opened a secret door
"Ok then lets go!" and the two walked to Aquios carrying two unconscious boys…one in a girly skirt and the other who had just angsted his way out of the picture…
(A/N: Well this was funnier when I had it imagined in my mind…but I still like it…if you have any ideas of what scene I can rewrite then please let me know!"