Yuugi
Yami
Jounouchi
Seto
Whoa... I'm steaming mad... Whoa, yeah...
I'm a duelist, I'm a straight up D
The duelist life, is the life for me
Dueling people by day, saving the world by night
Being a duelist is hella tight
I walk around town with a powerful deck
My fan girls want to jump me- what the heck?
I saw Seto Kaiba and he challenged me to a duel
I wiped the floor with his ass, what a fool
I also don't like Pegasus, he's such a fag
His girly voice makes me want to gag
I'm a duelist, whoa, I'm rad
I'm a duelist, my duels aren't bad
I'm a duelist, I'm iced out like a CE-O
I'm a duelist, I like to eat cheetos
I won a rigged duel at the age of fifteen (How?)
I'm a lean, crazy, mean, crazy dueling machine (Oh... O.o)
My duels are unpredictable, like a guy who's insane
My duels are hot, like a roaring flame
Atem is my yami, he's a duelist too
Me and Atem are the cool kings of the gaming crews
I like to duel and win, and he likes to do the same
We could be twins if we shared my last name
(Play your card, play it, play it. Don't pass, don't pass, play it. Don't pass, do not pass your turn!)
I'm giving a shout out to my friends at Domino High
Being in school sucks 'cause... It just does- it should die
Except when a duelist comes to school, all the other duelists cheer
They'll blast him and kick him in the rear
Mai gave me her riches card to join in the duels
Later I just laughed at her 'cause she's just a fool
I'm a duelist, I deal cards like a blackjack
I'm a duelist, I'll smash you like a flapjack
I'm a duelist, I have awesome cards
I'm a duelist, my attacks blow you sev'ral yards
Whoa, my dueling flow
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm rolling on fame
Iced out like hockey,
I got kicked out of the club for drinking all the saki,
Win a duel, get a title, but ignore allmy fans,
(Hah hah hah)
They play my duels on the T-Vo, all day long, so everyone can watch
My dueling song
Everybody knew I'd blow you with my Blue Eyes White Dragon
Oh, there's no points left...
(sound of cards being placed down) Die, die all of you, die!
Killah: Ahem. Now to explain just what the HELL all of that was. Yes, there is an actual melody to sing- er...rap- this by. You can find the actual song on Myspace under the artist JOSH TOBIN (I'm not using him in my story, okay, FF? Don't ban me! T-T). It's a hilarious song, my friends. xDDD It's originally 'I'm A Gangster,' and if you listen to it, you'll laugh too.
Now to the oh-so-notorious disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, or its contents, including characters, cards, the concept of dueling, and the use of the term 'duelist.' I do not own the beat to the song I'm A Gangster; I do not own the real lyrics; I do not own Josh Tobin (So I'm not using him in my story! ./shields face behind arms/ Don't ban me, FF!). I do not own Myspace- in fact, I'm against it. But whatever. Yeah. Wh00t. ...Yeah.