Universal Championship Wrestling presents... INTERNET INCIDENT!
(Promo)
Tonight, at File Island Arena in the Digital World, UCW merges with USEW in title unification matches as Bugs Bunny defends the UCW Undisputed Heavyweight championship against the Shocker, the final USEW World Heavyweight champion in the main event while Scorpion & Sub Zero defend the honour of the UCW Undisputed Tag Team titles against the hometown team of USEW World Tag Team champions WarGreymon & WereGarurumon and Bart Simpson goes into battle as the No Holds Barred champion against the USEW Hardcore & Transatlantic champion Shadow the Hedgehog in a triple-title unification match. And then...
King Mickey, followed by his Disney troops of Goofy, Max Goof, Donald Duck & Tyzonn, enter into battle against the Wild Kru, comprised of Red Tiger, Sylvester the Cat, Daffy Duck & 2 mystery partners in their trademark Annihilation & Elimination match! But that is only on 50 of King Mickey's mind as he prepares for a TWA invasion by Alexander Armington II after that vile sneak attack at Khaos In Kyoto!
Mickey: 'Whether we win or lose against the Wild Kru in Annihilation & Elimination match is irrelevant. What's revelant is that Team Disney plan on sending your ECW-reject asses back to the TWA where you'll continue to bore everybody until they're being lowered underground! Now choke on that... SLAP NUTS!'
The Eds plan on ending their feud once and for all as they face off with bitter rivals the Kingdom Hearts Keybladers to the bitter end!
Women's Wrestling comes to UCW as independent, CWF & CASZ divas battle it out in the first-ever Ladies' Night Battle Royal!
CASZ sends their weirdest superstar to take out Bam Margera! Tonight marks the debut of Red-Dust!
Sephiroth makes his UCW debut against a World champion from any three organisations: WWE, ECW or TNA!
Let the Bodyparts fall whey they may...
(Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff plays)
(End of Promo)
Squidward: 'Ladies and gentlemen, our PPV broadcast just got hijacked! Superstars from the TWA have just invaded our ring here at File Island Arena!'
TWA World champ Alexander Armington II grabbed the microphone from Megaman and walked to the center of the ring with his backup: Razor (known to most people as TNA's Rhino), 'Blue Machismo' Buster Bunny, Sky Armington, TWA owner Charles Roberts and Colonel Armstrong Stronghold.
Alexander: 'Shut your piehole, Squiddy. We have an important invasion to start, so do what you do best and keep your mouth shut! Now onto business. Mickey Mouse, I'm going to get to the point and say that we are going to rip you to shreds, so you better have reliable backup... but even then your ass is toast. So, we're all here in the Digital World... the crappiest place to ever go for a holiday!'
The crowd at File Island Arena started booing furiously.
Alexander: 'Now, I invite all of you to come down to Planet Armington and get your asses handed to you on a bloody platter! Choke on that, Slap Nuts!'
Then music began to play... Going the Distance by Cake. CWF General Manager JC appeared on the titantron.
JC: 'So I hear you're having a little invasion down there in the Digital World. That's cool... because you also made an open challenge as well. Me & DJ Diddy Dog are on level terms, so that means we make deals. You want a fight, you got it! I may not be in the Digital World tonight... but my superstars sure are! And they want a piece of you no-namers! So they're going to be the special guest security in the Annihilation & Elimination match later on tonight. And even if you get past that wave of destruction, there's 10 other pissed-off superstars waiting for you in the ring!'
With that, CWF superstars Danny Phantom, the CWF champ, Cartman, one half of the tag champs, UCW No Holds Barred champion Bart Simpson, dWo leader Jake Long & CWF United States champion Sokka all rushed out and engaged the TWA invaders in a ringside brawl. Danny Phantom launched himself over the top rope and caught Razor with a Tornado Ghostbreaker, Jake Long blasted Buster Bunny with a big boot to the face, Stronghold succumbed to Bart's Skateboard Prohibition on top of the announce table, Sky Armington fell to Sokka's Icebreaker and Charles Roberts was the unfortunate victim of a Cheesy Poof Disaster by Cartman. The TWA boys were left reeling from that resistance as Danny Phantom picked up the microphone, but then handed it to Bart Simpson.
Bart: 'Remember not to slam the door on your way out, boys and remember, we're always up for a fight! And if you're not down with that, the superstars of the CWF, the great UCW fans here at File Island Arena and the fans watching at home have got two words for ya'...'
CWF Stars: '...SUCK IT!'
Altogether, the CWF superstars executed crotch chops at the same time.
Bart: 'I'm not done! Ladies & blubberheads, what JC failed to mention was that in about half a month, UCW, the CWF and Cartoon Anime Soceity Z shall be presenting to you a triple-crossover PPV, known as Three Chains of Destiny, which features superstars from all three promotions... but after our oh-so-recent tiff with those dudes, they're also invited! And since you like to imitate Jeff Jarrett, I'm going to be Raven for a second! Your ass-kicking is written, so it shall come to pass! Quote the CWF... NEVERMORE!'
Squidward: 'Now after that's been taken care of, we shall move onto our first match of the evening which is the Ghost Rider going up against Spiderman. Now the voting for the match went like this:
1) The winner becomes No.1 contender to any championship of his choice
2) An Ante Up match where something close to the competitors is on the line in the match
and
3) A Last Man Standing match.
Let's go to Spongebob for the official votes.'
Spongebob: 'Thanks, Squidward. I've just counted all the votes from our great internet fans and the results look like a landslide. Here they are!'
Last Man Standing 10
Ante Up match 36
No.1 contenders match: 44
Squidward: 'Well, there you have it, folks! Spiderman & Ghost Rider shall be facing one another in a No.1 contenders match, where the winner gets to name which title he wants at our next PPV, Fury of Kiva.'
Megaman: 'Ladies & Gentlemen, this next match is your opening contest of Internet Incident and also a No.1 contender's match, where the winner will face the champion of their choice at UCW Fury of Kiva. Introducing first, hailing from Hell, weighing 327lbs, he is the GHOST RIDER!'
Rollin' by Limp Bizkit hit over the P.A. system and the Ghost Rider himself drove out on his hellcycle that left streaks of fire blazing around the ring and across the stage. He got into the six-sided ring and held his burning chain up in the air.
Megaman: 'And his opponent, hailing from Manhattan, New York, weighing in at 215lbs, he is SPIDERMAN!'
Meant to Live by Switchfoot played in the background as Spiderman swung in on his symbiotic webbing, hanging from the arena ceiling before releasing into the ring. Both lock up and they move around the ropes and corners. Ghost Rider shoves Spiderman away, they lock up and Ghost Rider gets in a quick takedown. Ghost Rider with an atomic drop and drops his legs across the mid-section of Spiderman.
Ghost Rider sends Spiderman to the outside and then takes him out with a dropkick through the ropes and launches Spiderman back-first into the guard railing! When Spiderman gets back to his feet, Ghost Rider launches himself over the top rope and takes out Spiderman. The two brawl on the outside and Spiderman throws Ghost Rider back in the ring.
Ghost Rider attempts to springboard over the top rope, but Spiderman catches him with a huge dropkick in mid-air that sends Ghost Rider crashing to the floor! Spiderman with a suplex on Ghost Rider on the outside and then throws Ghost Rider back in the ring. Spiderman then starts choking Ghost Rider and the referee gets involved to break it up.
Ghost Rider fights back sending Spiderman over the top rope. Ghost Rider leaps off the ring apron and takes out Spiderman when Spiderman got to his feet. Ghost Rider plants Spiderman in the corner, backs up, charges, but Spiderman moves and sends Ghost Rider shoulder first into the steel ring post. Spiderman then applies a full-body submission on Ghost Rider while locking on a sleeper.
Ghost Rider breaks out, but Spiderman catches him with a quick powerslam. Ghost Rider takes down Spiderman with a quick modified neckbreaker. Ghost Rider with three takedowns on Spiderman, charge in the corner and a big-time Ghost's Trailblaze (Whisper in the Wind) from the corner. Ghost Rider sends Spiderman down to the corner and connects with a sharp dropkick to the gut.
Ghost Rider goes up top, but Spiderman rolls away to the ring apron. When Spiderman stands up, Ghost Rider catches him with a dropkick and Spiderman falls to the floor. Ghost Rider gets up on the opposite corner and connects with a bigman moonsault taking out Spiderman on the outside! Both return to the ring. Ghost Rider is ready to finish it. Ghost Rider kicks Spiderman in the gut, attempts the Penance Stare Chokebomb, but Spiderman counters quickly and connects with the Spidey Sense Suplex out of nowhere!
Spidey covers, but only gets a 2-count out of it. Ghost Rider had kicked out of Spidey's best move. Spidey attempted to load Ghost Rider up for the Symbiotic Slimeball, but Ghost Rider ducked under Spidey's arm and countered it into an arm bar, but then kicked Spidey in the face, knocking him onto his back. Ghost Rider attempted a rolling legdrop and was able to connect.
Ghost Rider went to the top but Spidey cut him off before he could attempt a Frogsplash. Ghost Rider then knocked Spidey from the top and quickly flew off and landed the Frogsplash he was looking for. Ghost Rider made a motion to the crowd that it was time for the end, quickly grabbing Spidey by the throat and delivering the Penance Stare Chokebomb for the win.
Megaman: 'Here is your winner and new no.1 contender, GHOST RIDER!'
Ghost Rider then grabbed the microphone and held it to his face.
He uttered: 'Bart Simpson... look into my eyes and stare at your destiny!'
Squidward: 'Wow! Ghost Rider will be challenging Bart Simpson for the No Holds Barred title at Fury of Kiva... but will the No Holds Barred champ make it that far?'
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A/N: Well, there's your first match of Internet Incident, with Ghost Rider picking up the victory against Spiderman in a No.1 contenders' match (for those of you ripping your hair out right now on that decision, I muddled up somewhere. Sorry!), after which he decided he wanted the No Holds Barred title! And that was after the TWA invaders were driven out of the ring by CWF's motley crew of superstar security, who shall be sticking around for Annihilation & Elimination later on! Chapter Two shall feature the World champions' challenge match between Sephiroth and a WWE, TNA or ECW champion (just for reference, CM Punk is still in), followed by an interview with Bam Margera as he prepares to go head-on with the bizarre CASZ superstar Red-Dust. Also, I wanted to say a big thank you to JC619 & JeanKazuhira for approving the crossover PPV, known as Three Chains of Destiny. Seeya'!
DJ Diddy Dog - KIVA FORM.
Wake Up! Release the chains of destiny!