Sup' guys! I'm back! And I'm officially killing everything else. It'll stay on my site, just no more work on them (I don't know if that's happy or sad). This is going to be my first fnaf fanfic, and I will start calling myself the GOD OF HAMNEES. Yes, that's right. "HAMNEES". For all those people who would look commonly at their inbox to see if I posted a new chapter for any of my stories (if there was any), I'm sorry. I just needed to "…get my mojo back" as said by bronyofchaos. For those of you who aren't mad at me, thank you. It means a lot to me. And for those of you who are, I'll be trying to do much longer chapters and work on them every day. I'm officially back and hopefully won't leave again, but I can't promise anything. This is the GOD OF HAMNESS making his last entry. Say hello to HAMNEES. And without further ado, LET'S READ!
Animatronic gender list:
Freddy: M
Bonnie: M
Chica: F
Foxy: M
Toy Freddy (TF): M
Toy Bonnie (TB): F
Toy Chica (TC): F
Mangle: F
Balloon Boy (BB): M
The Marionette: M
Golden Freddy (Goldie): M
Jeremy Fitzgerald woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Literally. I mean he somehow woke up under it!? How does that even make sense? Anyways, after some struggling to get out, he went to his small closet and grabbed a yellow tee and a pair of blue jeans. He went and got a newspaper, hoping that he would find someplace to get work so he could actually pay his rent. He didn't, and went outside to go bike to a park nearby. As he was biking, he passed by a store called, "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza" and saw some dude in a fox costume (at least he thought someone was in it) waving around a sign that said "Hiring Night Guard". He pulled over and headed towards the fox-thing and asked it where to go for the job. The fox-thing pointed at a door that was surrounded by posters, and above it said "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza" in all caps, probably to get kids attention. He headed in and was greeted by a lady who had a smile on that looked like it would fool kids, but it would tell the average adult that the second she found a better job, she was out of there. He headed up to her and asked where they could schedule a job interview for him. "Any time. Right now if you want" she replied to him, which startled him that they were so desperate for interviews that they wouldn't have any hassle about when they would hold his interview. He told them that he needed to go prepare his resume, but she said "Oh we don't take resumes anymore. The owner just gives you a test, and if you pass, the job is yours. "Ummm… okay." He replied, wondering why they were so lax about their hiring policies. She said "The manager's office is the third hallway on the right, if you keep walking you'll see a room that says 'Hiring' on the left. Go in there and say to him 'I like turtles. I must spread the TURTLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!'" "Do I really have to yell that?" he asked her? "YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!'" she answered to his dumb question. "Why?" "So that he knows you're here for the job" she answered him. He walked to the office but behind him he heard her play the song Love is on Fire by the ItaloBrothers. "Well" he thought, "at least she listens to the same music as me." He then walked off toward the manager's office.
A/N Well… that was a thing! I did not have any of that planned out, so it's surprising what I think of. I just kind of make it up as I go along. Also, when I mention a song, it means that I listen to it. I try to make my main characters like a reincarnation of me. Kind of. Anyways, hope you all enjoyed, and yeah. So, like, yeah. Um, byyyyyyeeee!