He has always had a certain admiration for quite a beautiful ladies. And beauty was showed for him in very different ways.
Firs, there was his mother, the classic-cold type of vizual perfection. Tall, with extremely slim waist, which she always tightened with a corset, long, almost white blonde hair and an alabaster complexion. Wide, but narrow lips were naturally bright pink, which made perfect contrast with her grey-blue eyes. He loved the way she talked, with so ellegance and class prounancing each calm word. He learned that from her. Also, he always thought, dissapointed, that she had never been truely smiling to anyone, including him.
Second, the florist. He saw her first time, when he visited the shop becouse of his mother's 40th birthday. He needed some white flowers, white as snow and his mother skin. She laughed with melody, deep voice and made him a bounch of fragile lilas, made in an artistic composition, which he took with simple nod and ridiculously low payment. When he walked out, he couldn't forget her delicate fingers working on stems, green as her cheerful eyes. The next year he came for the new bounch, there was another girl behind the counter who told him that Angelina died a mounth ago becouse of the white plague. He found it paradoxically funny, in very dark sense of humour, while he put a simple daisies on her grave.
Then he must left his mansion. At age of fourteen, future ruler of Ankh-Morpork came there to start his education in private and famous Assasin's Guild School, which teach young arystocrats everything what they should know in their reach (and dangerous) life.
And then...was sweet Sara Connor, guild's kitchen maid. She started work when he started his third class, one day before his 17th birthday. They eyes had met, when he was coming back to the room. Next day, in the same dark corridor, the pair of small, flushed of washing hands turned him by the tie to girl's waiting lips. They were soft, warm and passionate of one day expectation. He had a really nice time by was being kissed by and kissing them. Very quicly, she started to get off his pants. When she did, she knelt in front of him with very greedy smile on her face. After a few seconds he closed his eyes and allowed himself to relax. Quietly, he acquited her of maid's bonnet and grasped redheaded girl's hair in hands.
When all was over she wound herself in his arms and asked:
- How did you learn to be such good? Practise?
He smiled in way she could called only devilish and answered:
- Family benefits, I suppose.
She loughed, before he kissed her gently one more time.
Later, he had a two-years break in love life, becouse he slept with Sara very often, and one night, finally one of the students (probably damned Downey) told on them. Sara was fired, but didn't blame him. She only told that this time with him was the most pleasant time in her grey life and, last time, kissed him sweetly on the cheek.
After graduation, he and his schoolmates went to the trip to Uberwald, called The Grand Sneer. They stayed in one of the politician's castle and therev Havelock Vetinari, nineteen-year old young man, fell in love with the owner: the most beautiful of all woman he had ever known. Also, the vampire.