~THE CAKE IS A LIE!~

'I'm gonna do whatever you want, cuz then I get CAKE!' I thought to myself as I ran through the hall. I had been thinking this for a while, but I knew it was true. After all, you told me that "At the conclusion of this test, you will be baked and then there will be cake," so it must be true. I dodged into an alcove and saw what it was. A den! I looked around at the walls and saw the graffiti.

The cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie

Please review! Only, I have one thing to say: I would LOVE it if you could please stop telling me about the author's note. I get that it's kind of really super long, but I wanted it to look like this. So if that's what you want to say, then you can say it, but I'm not going to change this story. Much. Other than this. Unless you want another chapter… I'm gonna make another chapter later, I think. Tell me what you think of the idea! Darn it, I just changed it! Bye, before I change it more!

P.S. Please stop saying things like 'I hate this' or 'The author's note is too long' or 'What's Evil Terrible Acid Tragedy Fire(tm)' or '*swearwords*' or things like that. They are mean comments, and I am a person too. Would you walk up to a random person after having glanced at their new story and start ranting about how you hated it in real life? No? Then please don't do it here.

P.P.S. Man, I was just looking at the reviews and i realized that only one person was brave enough to insult me to my face. everyone else was just being mean. So, haters, I have a reply for you. It's a bit out of context, but it is full of awesome. Here it is: .

~!BYE!~