So, I wrote this on the piece of tracing paper I had in my maths exam: 70 mins is too long for unit 3 calc!
I hope you enjoy
I don't own anything…
Top 10 ways to annoy Valentine Morgenstern:
~*~ it ought to be made clear here that probably our existence would annoy Valentine, but these are the top ones~*~
10. Tell him he's just like his Father.
9. Book him in for parenting classes down at the local centre.
8. Inform him that Jace is gay and coming after him…to be with him.
7. Switch his morning coffee for tar.
6. Set his house on fire and say, "But I'm only copying you!"
5. Take him in for counselling; telling him that it is alright for him to cry and that wetting the bed is perfectly normal.
4. Accuse him of being the devil's minion and then run screaming when he tries to get close to you.
3. Write his blog for him on the day he died, telling the world he died crying like a baby.
2. Switch his Mortal Instrument sword for a kiddie's one from the local dress up shop.
1. Tell him that Clary and Jonathan were never his, that Jocelyn had had an affair with Luke and they were his children.
Whatcha think?
Please review!
Vicky xx