Probably the shortest story I've ever written...
But oh, so very Prussian.
Please enjoy this cracky little one shot. Prussia will love to share in his awesomeness.
The sound of his alarm blaring in his ear startled the pale man out of bed. Prussia sat up in a flurry of blankets, eyes snapping open as he whipped his head around to find the source of the noise. The albino glared at his clock, still emitting that annoying sound. He took a fist and slammed it on the button with more force than necessary, effectively shutting off the device. Prussia yawned, stretching his arms above his head until he heard a satisfying "pop". He flung the sheets tangled around his legs away and stood up. He walked across the room, looking at himself in the full length mirror next to his bathroom door.
Prussia ran a red eye over his reflection, taking time to flex a little and pose in various ways to show off his figure. He hummed in appreciation as he licked his dry lips.
"I'd fuck that," he said in approval, and gave himself one last smirk before making his way to his bathroom and hopping in the shower.
When Prussia stepped out of the shower, ready for the day ahead, he got dressed and looked over to his dresser, where a piece of paper lay on top. He grabbed it, mentally checking off the things on his morning routine.
1) Get out of bed
Check.
2) Walk past mirror
Check.
3) Say, "I'd fuck that"
Prussia smirked. Double check.
4) Hop in shower
Check.
5) Start day
After some pancakes, he'd be all ready to go.
Downstairs, he heard his brother calling his name. Prussia's smirk increased and he flung the list back on his dresser as he threw open his bedroom door.
"Oh, Weeesssstttt~" he sang, sliding down the stair banister and landing on the floor. As Germany caught site of his brother, he internally groaned. Prussia had obviously consulted the morning routine schedule he had made for himself. It looked like he was well on his way to finishing the last thing he had written.
6) Cause mayhem
Check…
Yup. *Nods* That's all I got.
You should also check out my other story "Without a Paddle." *Shameless plug* . It's pretty awesome. Of course, anything with Prussia in it is awesome...
Just read it, dammit! *Huffs*
And review. They make happy authors.