My Freedom Fighter Team
Parody of "My Band" by D-12 featuring Eminem.
A bit of a breakdown for you:
There are a couple different members of the Sonic Team rapping in this parody. I will try to keep them listed so you don't get confused, but basically the following Freedom Fighters will be portraying the respective rappers in the parody:
Sonic the Hedgehog – Eminem
Antoine DeCooliete – Swifty McVay
Rotor Walrus – Kon Artist
Bunnie Rabbot – Kuniva
Miles 'Tails' Prowler – Proof
Knuckles the Echidna – Bizarre
Here we go!
Sonic: Opening
I don't know, dude
I think everyone's all jealous and shit
'Cause I'm like the lead member of the team, dude
And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me, dude
And they need to take it up with me after the mission…
Because…
Sonic: Chorus
These chicks don't even know the name of my team
But they're all on me and they wanting to scream
Cuz I know that I will be part of their dreams
All because I'm the lead member of my team…
Sonic: Verse
So I get off stage, right?
Drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup, babies! My name's Sonic, ladies!
I'm the lead member of Knothole, baby!"
And they're all like "Oh my God it's him!
Becky, oh my fuckin' God is really him!"
"I swear to fuckin' God, dude you fuckin' rock
Please won't you please let suck your cock?"
And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I move my feet and drop the Caterkillas
All the chicks start yelling
All the hot babes throw their bras and their shirts and their panties at me
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause they're back on track the next night with me
Dude, I just think they're trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday 'Twan tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Princess Sally's my wife-to-be
This freedom shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because…
Sonic: Chorus
These chicks don't even know the name of my team
But they're all on me and they wanting to scream
Cuz I know that I will be part of their dreams
All because I'm the lead member of my team…
Sonic:
My team, my team, my team, my team, my team, my team, my team, my team, my teeeaaaammm, yeah baby…
Antoine: Give me zee mic!
Sonic: Okay!
Antoine: Verse
You just wanna see a homie backwards, don't ya?
Hey man how come we don't smack down robos?
Smash these Combots like a performance
But he's got the fans and we got the bubkiss
You don't want my autograph you's a liar
And no I'm 'Twan (oh, I thought that you were Rotor)
What the hell is wrong with our meeting room
'Cause our shit is looking smaller than a mush-a-room
See, I know how to rap it's simple but
All I did was read a Nack the Weasel book
So I'm more intact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping jacks while getting kicked in my ass
Bunnie & (Rotor): Verse
Look as Son's punk ass thinking he the shit
(Yea, I know man, find himself taking on a chick)
Hey, I thought we had a meeting with Sally-girl
Sonic: No, I had a meeting, not all y'all
You gonna be late for roll call
(Man I ain't going to roll call)
And our map's screwed up
(And his the best of all)
(You know what, Bun? I'ma say something)
(Hey yo, Sonic!)
Sonic: You got something to say?
(Man, nothing)
I thought you were 'bout to tell him off, hon. What's up?
(Man, I'll tell him when I feel like it, Bun. Shut up!)
(And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew)
Hon, I was about to talk right after you…
(Aww, man, whatever!)
I swear, I swear, hon!
Sonic: Chorus
These chicks don't even know the name of my team
But they're all on me and they wanting to scream
Cuz I know that I will be part of their dreams
All because I'm the lead member of my team…
Tails: Verse
They say the lead members rock but the team does not
Went from being a little whiner to making it drop
I'm gonna let the world know that Tails is hot
I should cut his ass off when his music starts
Sonic: Hey yo, it's…Oooff!
Ready to snap on some dumbass G
Every time I hear "Hey, dude, I love your team!"
We ain't a team, bitch we got no story
So why do we get bloody and he gets the glory
And his ass acting funny every mission we're on
Sonic: Tails, help me out here
Carry your own ass home
Can't make it for roll call security's in the hall
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Sonic and Sal?)
Knuckles: Verse
Goddammit I'm sick of this team
So much crap makes me wanna scream
Working with assholes, getting stabbed in the back
Jesus Christ, I must be smoking some crack
Taking on Robotnik? Man, I was in the back
Fighting Mammoth Mogul? Man, I was in the back
For the media, I've got a suggestion
Fuck Sonic! Ask me some questions
Like, "Who's Big Knux? How'd I get started?"
(But what about cute Sonic?)
Bitch, are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the popularist guy in the group
Big ass knuckles, bitches think I'm cute
Sonic told me shut up to be tough
Punched his ass twice and he didn't get up
Fuck Knothole! I'm outta this place
I'm heading back home where I can save some face
Sonic:
Sal why can't you see that
You're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart
To know that you don't know my name…
Knuckles: Man, Fuck you! (BOOM!)
Knuckles: Chorus
These chicks don't even know the name of my team (That's right)
But they're all on me and they wanting to scream (Fuck Sonic)
Cuz I know that I will be part of their dreams (Hell yeah!)
All because I'm the lead member of… (Laughing)
Sonic:
My team, my team, my team, my team, my team, my team, my team, my team, my teeeaaaammm…
Knuckles: The Hardest Freedom Fighters in the World! Knothole, bitch!
Sonic:
I'm the lead member of my team
I like to make all the girlies scream
I'm the lead member of my team
My ice cream makes all the pretty girls want to eat my ice cream
Whoaohh, look out for my next single
It's called 'My Ice Cream'
My ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream
My ice cream makes all the pretty girls dance
And I really love to hear them scream
My ice cream makes all the pretty girls dance
And I really love to hear them scream
My ice cream
Sonic: Hey, where'd everybody go?