Disclaimer: I do not own any of the 10 TV shows mentioned in
this fanfic, and I do not own the title animation survivor, that was created by
arpulver.
(Anything in parentheses is stuff that is happening without anybody saying anything.)
Anything in italics is an interview with a character. No one else is with that person in the interview unless specified.
Ace- pelswick
Amy- futurama
Bart- the simpsons
Bubbles- the powerpuff girls
Edd- ed, edd, and eddy
Emmitt- detention
Molly- generation o
Reggie- rocket power
Cody- digimon
Duplica- pokemon
Ken- digimon
Misty- pokemon
Richie- pokemon
Sora- digimon
Todd- pokemon
Willis- digimon
(David is inside a bus that is driving to a remote spot in the Australian outback.)
David: Hello.
(Rob is in a private room on the bus with Bart and Bubbles, meaning no other contestants are in the room with them. Unless specified, each contestant will not have contact with any other contestant until they get off the bus.)
Rob: This is Bart and Bubbles, our American returning champions. My question to you two is, you both made it to the final 4 last time, do you think you can do it again, and possibly do better than you did in AS1?
Bart: Truthfully, I don't think so. Since we're the returning champions, everyone will be trying to vote us off because we are experienced and have a better chance to win. Also, it's kind of hard to top fourth and second place.
Bubbles: Our only chance is to be friends with everyone so they won't vote for us, and we'll probably have to form alliances too even though I don't want to be in an alliance because I had a lot of trouble being in an alliance last time but I have to if I want to win.
(Zak is with Sora and Misty)
Zak: Here are our Japanese champions from anime survivor,
Sora and Misty.
Sora: Of course, I'm hoping to win again, but I think I'll make the jury. I find that when I say that I know I'm going to win something, I usually don't.
Zak: I don't think anyone expected such a pessimistic answer.
Sora: I don't think anyone expected Tra-ora either, and look what happened.
Zak: Good point. Misty?
Misty: I think that….
Zak: That wasn't your question Misty.
Misty: What's my question?
Zak: Did David let you bring that mallet for your luxury item, because it's really annoying and it hurts a lot too?
(Misty whacks Zak with her mallet)
Misty: Does that answer your question?
(Rob is with Amy from futurama)
Rob: Here's your question Amy.
Amy: Definitely.
(Zak, with a bruise on his head, is with Todd from pokemon)
Zak: Todd, Amy just said " The Japanese tribe has it much easier, they're from only 2 different shows, and they pretty much know each other. Do you agree?
Todd: No, not at all.
Zak: Do you really think that?
Todd: No, but if you asked if I agree or not, you must've wanted me to disagree.
(Rob is with Edd from ed, edd, and eddy)
Rob: How come the Americans just answer the questions while the Japanese say slightly funny things.
Edd: I'll say something slightly funny if you want me to.
Rob: Just answer your question, sock head.
Edd: Okay, this black pepper spice I brought for my luxury item cannot be planted to grow pepper plants, and even if it could, it would take at least a few months to fully grow.
Rob: Okay, just wanted to make sure you weren't bringing an illegal luxury item.
Edd: (Hesitating before he speaks) Yeah…I'm not bringing anything illegal.
(Zak is with Richie from pokemon)
Zak: Richie, your question is: There are two main types of attitudes when people come on this show. They are either really trying to win, or they want to win, but think of it more as a free vacation. Which of these describes you best?
Richie: I think the first one. In my opinion, it's hard to relax when you have to survive on your own, only given rice, fishhooks, and stuff like that. But it's all worth it if you win.
(Rob is with Emmitt from detention)
Rob: Emmitt, how do you think you will be able to help the tribe?
Emmitt: Well, I can help by doing little tasks that benefit everyone in the long run. I can help make fire, and once we get fire, I can boil water. Those things are very important for survival out there, and no one will vote for me if I help like that.
(Zak is with Duplica)
Zak: Well Duplica, I don't have a question for you. So I'll ask you this, why do you like ditto so much?
Duplica: Because they're cute and can transform into anything, including luxury item…Oops.
Zak: Nice try, but you can't bring ditto as your luxury item.
(Duplica takes a book which transforms back to a ditto, then gives it to Zak)
Zak: Thank you.
(Rob is with Molly from "generation o")
Rob: Here's your question, Molly.
Molly: I think I have a chance. Bart was as "physically unable" as I was, but he got second place in Animation Survivor. I think I can do just as well if I try hard.
(Zak is with Ken and Cody from Digimon)
Zak: I heard from some people that you have a plan on how to win. Can you describe it?
Ken: Well, I'm good at physical challenges, Cody is good at endurance challenges, and we're both good at mental challenges.
Cody: Our plan is to help our tribe win the majority of the
immunities.
Ken: It probably won't work exactly like that, but we still have a very good chance.
(Rob is with Ace from "Pelswick")
Rob: I'll ask you the question I asked Emmitt, how do you think you can help your tribe?
Ace: I think the biggest help will be the luxury item I brought. No one will vote for me once they see how it helps.
Rob: Everyone seems to be talking about their luxury items today.
(Zak is with Willis from Digimon)
Zak: Willis, I don't have time to ask a question, because
you have to leave now.
(Meanwhile, Rob says the same thing to Reggie from Rocket Power)
Reggie: But that's not fair, I should get asked a question too.
Rob: Okay fine, what is your luxury item?
Reggie: My surfboard.
Rob: Okay, now you have to get off the bus to meet everyone else.
David: Now, the 16 contestants will meet each other and go
to their tribes.
(The Americans come out first. Bubbles goes to greet Amy,
Molly, and Reggie, while Bart goes to greet Ace, Edd, and Emmitt.
(The Japanese come out after. Ken and Cody head to their
fellow digidestined, while Misty introduces Todd, Richie, and Duplica to each
other.
David: Okay guys, take as much as you can from the crates,
and find your spot.
(This is not the case for the Americans. Whatever the tribe
can't carry, Bubbles flies away with, crate and all.
(We see a montage of the Americans hiking. Molly and Edd are
obviously tired, so Bubbles helps them along the way.
(The Americans are hiking when they finally find their spot)
Bart: All right. We made it.
Molly: I'm going in the water to cool off.
Amy: I'm coming in too.
Bubbles: Wait for me.
(Everyone else jumps in, except for Edd)
Edd: Stop. Don't you realize there are millions of bacteria and fungi in there and (He sees how much they're having), well I suppose if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
(He jumps in the water)
(Cut to the Japanese arriving at their spot.
Todd: God, that hike was hard, I'm ready to relax.
Ken: We can't relax until we've done the important stuff. We have to build a shelter first.
Cody: I don't know Ken, look at everybody, right now they're too weak to do anything.
Ken: Yeah, you're right, we'll wait a couple hours then start.
(At the American tribe, everyone is coming out of the water)
Bart: That hike was hard, so it was good to relax in the
water.
Emmitt: Bart decided to divide us into three groups.
(Cut to bubbles, reggie, and ace building the shelter)
Bubbles: Ace get some more wood, please.
Ace: Sure, Bubbles (he runs to the woods)
Reggie: Bubbles, are you sure we should build it here, what if the water washes it away?
Bubbles: Don't worry, we'll make it so strong, it's impenetrable.
Reggie: How will we do that? It seems whenever you build it, it falls apart.
Bubbles: Ace said his luxury item will help, I don't know what it is, though.
Ace: I got the wood Bubbles.
Bubbles: Thanks.
Reggie: So how will your luxury item help us Ace?
(Ace takes out a big jar of green goop from his backpack.)
Ace: I created it myself.
Bubbles: It looks like pudding.
Ace: Trust me, you don't want to eat it. Anyways, just apply a little of it.
(He puts a drop on each piece of wood that needs to be connected.)
Ace: Voila.
Reggie: That's real cool, Ace.
Bubbles: Yeah, with this glue, we can build a much better shelter.
(She puts her hand in the bottle to get some glue)
Ace: Wait Bubbles, don't apply the glue with your…
Bubbles: Help, my hand is stuck to the shelter.
Ace: Hands.
(Bubbles tries to fly away to get the glue off, but the shelters comes with her. The parts with glue on them don't fall off)
(Bart and Amy have just come back and see Bubbles flying around)
Bart: Man, that glue is strong.
Amy: We don't even have that stuff in the 31st century.
Bart: Hey Bubbles, try using your heat ray to burn the glue off.
Bubbles: Great idea. (She sets the shelter in place, and carefully burns the glue off)
Reggie: This is great! Now we can build a shelter that
will last through anything. Unfortunately the other group failed to do what
they were supposed to.
(Shot of Edd, Molly, and Emmitt trying to start a fire, they can't even get smoke)
Todd: Okay, smile.
(Todd takes a picture of everyone else in front of a
completed shelter with his camera.
Richie: That was nice of Todd to bring his camera. This way we have something to remember our adventure.
Duplica: Todd's a nice guy, but all he's been doing is taking pictures, while he barely helped with the shelter. If he doesn't do something useful soon, his name's on my ballot if we go to Tribal Council.
Duplica: Hooray, we have fire.
(She gives Misty and Sora a high-five)
Misty: I'd like to see the Americans' faces now when they hear what happened.
(All of a sudden, a purple kangaroo hops into their campsite. It stomps on the fire and screams in pain. It runs to the river and extinguishes the fire on its foot, then hops away.
Unfortunately, it extinguished all the fire by stepping on it.)
Sora: It's likely they'll be laughing their heads off.
Misty: That kangaroo was definitely from one of the Americans shows, and it ruined our fire. When I find out whose show it was from, I'll kill them. Or at least whack them with my trusty mallet.
(Go to Emmitt, Edd, and Molly trying to start a fire)
Molly: Hey, I just thought of something.
Edd: You have a pet yo-yo? I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who has pets that are inanimate objects.
Molly: No, no, yo-yo is the name of my pet kangaroo. I tried to bring him as a luxury item, Rob said they would use him for other purposes.
Edd: Well, what does he look like.
Molly: He's big and purple.
Edd: I didn't see him, he would be awfully hard to miss.
Emmitt: Hey, why don't you stop talking about pets and help me start a fire.
Molly: Right. (She sees Edd not helping) Hey Edd, don't just sit there, start rubbing wood.
Edd: Get a few small embers going, then I'll help.
Emmitt: You're just being lazy, you won't help.
Edd: Yes, I will.
Molly: Is he serious? If we can get a few embers going, we don't need his help. But I think I'll see if he is telling the truth. When I find out he lied, then I can prove he's lazy and can get everyone to vote for him.
(A half-hour later)
Molly: Okay Edd, we got a few small flames, now what are you gonna do?
Edd: (Takes out 2 beakers) I'll just mix these together…
Emmitt: That's just water and black pepper.
Edd: It looks like that, but when combined (The "pepper" turns the "water" black and it starts bubbling) it produces enough oxygen to turn a weak fire into a strong one.
(He places a small flame above the liquid and it sets the whole wood on fire, and Edd's hand. He quickly blows it out)
Molly: Wow, you made fire.
Emmitt: How can we thank you?
Edd:
Amy: The American tribe now has a fire and shelter, thanks to Ace and Edd. No one will be voting for them for a while. We have the advantage, since the Japanese probably don't have fire yet. Since the immunity challenge will probably also involve a reward challenge for fire, it won't matter as much if we don't win, while the Japanese tribe will be all fired up to win. No pun intended.
(Shot of all the Americans talking)
Bart: Now that we have fire, we have to decide, should we eat now or save the food for later.
Ace: Let's save the food for tomorrow or the day after. This way we won't be as weak for the immunity challenge.
Molly: But I'm hungry now.
Bart: No, Ace has a good point, we'll eat tomorrow morning.
Edd: Maybe we should vote
Bubbles: The last thing I want to think about right now is voting, so please don't talk about it.
Bart: So it's settled.
Reggie: But it's not
Bart: Yes it is. We'll save the food and eat tomorrow.
Edd: I've noticed Bart and Bubbles are becoming a little bossy. Then again, they have been on this show before, so I have no reason to argue with them. They'd probably vote me off if I do.
Bubbles: It's getting late, maybe we should go to sleep so we won't be tired in case of any challenges tomorrow.
Bart: Bubbles, they don't have challenges on day 2, you know that?
Reggie: Bart, you do realize the hosts are watching us and will probably hold the immunity challenge tomorrow because of what you just said?
(Bart thinks for a second)
Bart: You're right, let's hit the hay.
(Cut to Japanese tribe trying to sleep in their shelter)
Cody: It's probably midnight and I can't sleep.
Sora: Maybe we should talk about something to pass the time.
Todd: Yeah, I know a great topic to talk about.
(Much later)
Todd: So it turned out the photos of the heracross weren't wallet size after all.
(He sees everyone else fell asleep)
Todd: Eh, I'll tell them in the morning. (He falls asleep too)
(Sora, Ken, and Willis come running into the campsite)
Willis: Wake up guys, we've got tree mail.
Duplica: What does it say?
Willis: Cross the obstacle course, achieve victory,
And you'll receive the idol of immunity.
You'll also get waterproof matches too.
In case your fire was destroyed by a purple kangaroo.
Richie: Hey, how'd they find out about that incident?
Sora: This challenge is a must win, because we don' t have fire and the Americans probably do. Luckily most of us are good at running and swimming, so we have a good chance.
Ace: I'm worried that we might lose. Me, bubbles, and Reggie are the only ones fast enough to win this. We'd have to help the other Americans and that would slow us down.
Reggie: That's it. Bart's going first. Molly will be in my alliance I know. She's the person I can trust the most. I need 2 more people at least. Ace and Edd will be the easiest. They're such good friends. If one is in my alliance, the other will be too.
Emmitt: I couldn't say it to them, but I want to vote for Bubbles. She's a serious threat to win. She's strong, smart and cute. I need to get Reggie and the rest to vote Bubbles also.
