Hey everyone! I decided to write a one-shot about Annabeth's hat and Riptide. I can't believe they're in the search engine! Let's get on with the story!

Annabeth's Hat: Hey this is Annabeth's Yankee hat.

Riptide: And I am the awesome, killing machine, sidekick to the greatest hero of all… RIPTIDE!

Annabeth's Hat: Oh shut up! I am here to explain…

Riptide: WE NEED A DAY OFF!

Annabeth's Hat: I was going to explain that!

Riptide: Oh well. Will someone please tell our owners to give us a day off?

Annabeth's Hat: It's actually quite tiring to turn something invisible. Do you know how many times Annabeth lost me?

Riptide: Tiring for you? I have to be sliced through monsters! Sometimes their blood dries on my blade and doesn't come off! See that mark right there?

Annabeth's Hat: Ew gross!

Riptide: Told you.

Annabeth's Hat: Just sign the contract.

Riptide: Alright, alright.

Signed,

Annabeth's hat and Riptide

Review if you think Annabeth's hat and Riptide should get a day off!