"Krampus, Krampus, Krampus. What do you think you're doing?" said Saint Nicolaus shaking his head.
"No," Replied Krampus, angrily getting up from his seat. Krampus wasn't in a good mood lately, well he's never in a good mood, but today seemed even worse, it was December 5th the day before Saint Nicolaus was to go out and give the presents to all the children of Europe.
"Come on Krampus, you used to be cool man," Billy the elf said in his strong German accent, Krampus never liked him.
Krampus rolled his evil black eyes sarcastically, no one understands him, he has no friends. Krampus was always so jealous of Saint Nicolaus, he was so cool and nice, everyone likes Nick, stupid Nick.
"You don't understand me, I'm just too difficult for your tiny mind!" Screamed Krampus at Nick and Billy. And with that Krampus ran to his room down in the dungeons, the whole time repeating himself.
What no one else realised was that his bad mood was only because he had a crush on Nick, but knew it would never happen. "Oh, he's so beautiful!" Krampus gushed, but he knew it would never become a reality.
"Maybe, I should go downstairs and you know, see if he's alright," Said Billy the German elf. Nick shook his head, "I'm shook," Said Nick, "Why's he always so angry? If only he would just calm down, then maybe I could invite him to my wedding."
(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN)
"Well, you know you don't have to talk about it in front of us, some people get triggered, respect us I mean them," Says Billy winking.
Santa leaned forward casually, leaning his muscular arm on to Billy's shoulder. "Maybe I shouldn't do this on the night before my wedding, but we don't need to tell anyone," whispered Nick into Billy's red ear.
"Stop Nick, you're making me blush," whispered Billy in response.
"You can just call me, Daddy Santa," Nick said stroking Billy's shoulder.
Suddenly, Miss Barnier strolled into the room about to ask Nick about the wedding, she shrieked in horror. "Nicolaus! What are you doing! The wedding is cancelled!"
Krampus raised his head with hope only a child could have.
Nick snatched the ring off Miss Barnier's finger, "I never loved you! Billy, my love, will you MArry me?"
"I thought you would never ask!" Billy said
And Miss Barnier didn't live happily ever after.
Krampus scrunched up his paper in his claws, "how dare he! He knew I liked him! Ugh, I will kill him! HE NEEDS TO DIE!"
"Krampus! It's morning, get your butt out the door and help me deliver some presents," yelled Nick down the stairs.
"But, but I don't want to go, you got engaged with someone without my permission, I hate you,"
"What, why?"
"Because, ugh, you wouldn't understand!"
Nick rolled his eyes and dragged Krampus to the sleigh, "you be a good boy!"
"No, I'm a bad boy!" Winked Krampus.
"Now, now Krampus, you know I'm engaged,"
"To Billy the elf!" Screamed Krampus outraged.
"Krampus, just calm down! You know you love me, I know you care, but just don't shout whenever because I won't be there!" Nick said to Krampus looking him in the eyes.
"Stop singing my favourite song you just don't deserve it!" Krampus said walking away from Nick
"Just remember something Nick, I will never forgive you!" Krampus yelled bursting into tears.
Nick sighed, "Who's going to replace Krampus for this year?"
There was silence in the toyshop, then suddenly, a deep female voice said "I will,"
It was the one the only Miss Barnier!
"NO, no, no! It's alright madam, I'll take care of it, I'll go!" Billy said walking towards Nick.