A/N: It's SUMMMER!
YIPPPEEEEEEE
And I know that I copied this from BTR. But I needed to let the Pjo People know this.
Disclaimer: Did anyone suspect otherwise?
Percy frowned. When he had left camp, Annabeth(His girlfriend) had told him that "Somehow, after Kronos's downfall ,all monsters had gained the ability to trap their essence in inanimate objects." He didn't understand a lot of it, but he understood that the monsters could go inside a rock or something. Yeah. He's currently 19, and demigod or mortal, he had to find a job.
Now he's sitting on a desk, waiting for the grumpy boss to ask him to do another 'favor'.
He heard a drone "Go down and get me some coffee. There's a fancy coffee machine that even YOU can't break."
Percy pouted. He didn't break THAT much stuff. Well…. there was that 500$ lamp, and that….Percy shook his head. Whatever.
He went down the hallway and walked into the coffee room.
He heard a voice. "Hello. I am C.A.L, your coffee assistant license"
He nearly jumped out of his socks. Instead, he bolted to the nearest hiding place.
Then he peeked into the room.
"I'd like a coffee."
Almost instantiously coffee came out.
"Wow"
"Would you like some foam?"
"Sure Cal, throw down some foam."
"Would you like some more foam.?"
"Sure Cal, more foam."
"More foam. More foam.
More foam.
More foam.
More foam.
More foam.
"Cal that's enough foam"
"More foam. More foam.
More foam.
More foam.
"No! I just wanna make one million bucks!"
"One million cups? You got it."
Percy then pulls out the plug.
"Whew…"
"Running on reserve power"
"NOOOOOOOO!"
*1 Hour later*
"I shall cover the earth with foam. Bow to my foamy power."
He needed to destroy it. But he couldn't break anything else.
"Men are dumb. Percy is weak."
"What did you say?"
"Bring it on cupcake."
"Ow… OOOFFF. Can't you *crackle* take a joke. I was *crackle* just kidding.
Tell the blender I lover he….
The boss came in the coffee room.. He looked at the foam, then Percy and then the broken coffee machine.
"Do I get a lunch break?"