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Chapter 1: The List.
"EDWARD!!!!" shouted Esme from upstairs.
"What
do you want Esme? I'm waiting for Bella."
"Edward Cullen,
your life is so unorganized I cannot even tell when you will be
available for our weekly truth or dare game session anymore! You need
to make a to do list!!!" said Esme.
"FINE FINE FINE! JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE!!!" shouted Edward.
10 minutes later:
"ESME! I FINISHED THE STUPID LIST!" boomed Edward's voice.
"Thank you. Now lets have a look." Said Esme.
1. Arm Wrestle with Emmett.
2. Go hunting with Emmett.
to school with Jasper.
4. Pay Jasper to make Bella hyper.
5. Go jump on every person in the neighbor hood's trampoline with Bella.
6. Take home Bella.
7. Pretend to like Charlie.
8. Watch TV with Charlie.
9. Come home and have Cullen Truth or Dare night.
10. Go spy on Bella.
"Good list Edward. This should help keep your life organized." Said Esme.
"Whatever. But it's time to go arm wrestle with Emmett! BYE!!!" said Edward.