Disclaimer: I don't own Divergent by V. Roth

Beatrice(POV):

Finally! I'm 16! WHOOP WHOOP! Oops I'm not supposed to yell, even in my head, it's selfish. My faction, Pathetic, is one of the lamest factions there is! I'm pretty my father is the most pathetic man to walk on the earth, but then again, so is my mom and brother. WAIT! BACK IT UP! Damn it! I yelled in my head again. Never mind. There are 5 factions, Pathetic, Hippy, Smart Ass, TTL (Tell the Truth LOSER!), and Badass. Pathetic gives everything away! They do anything for anyone. Last week a Hobo (person without a faction), asked my dad for some spare change and my dad gave him his wallet and the fridge! Now all we have left to eat is what's inside the pantry, dog food! Wait...! Why do we have dog food? We don't even have a dog!

Next are the Hippies. They are super nice and kind of crazy. I have never seen an unhappy Hippy. Probably being drugged, those poor innocent souls! Or smoking weed... (WHAT? You never know!)

Next up the Smart Asses! They know everything and make sure that they inform everyone that they know everything. They are boring and talk your damn ear off. Being in Pathetic means you have to listen to them for hours and act interested.

TTL, a.k.a. Tell the Truth LOSER is a faction of honesty. That means if you think someone is fat you walk right up to them and say it to their face. But the only downside is every has to know every thing about you and you are forced to tell the truth at all times. People can also tell when your lying. So basically be an asshole and you are guaranteed to fit in!

Lastly, the Badass. They are freakin awesome! They fight and train and are basically like an army. You do C-R-A-Z-Y things! Definitely something that sounds nice.

"Beatrice, come here please" I hear my mom gently say. I slowly walk toward her and my father.

"Listen honey," says my father, "if you choose any other faction them Pathetic your mom and I will no longer love you and we will disown you."

'WHAT?" I yell.

"Beatrice don't yell. Your father was only joking" My mother says, "also get ready, we are leaving for you aptitude test"

"My name is Tori and I will be registering your aptitude test today" Says Tori.

"Ok" I reply.

"Ok, so are you ready?"

"Yeah, But do I have a ch-?" I was RUDELY cut off by Tori jabbing the serum into me.

"Ok the test will start shortly.

I open my eyes. Where am I? I see a girl with a platter. On that platter she has a knife, a textbook, a peace sign necklace, Yin and Yang, and a piece of gray cloth.

"CHOOSE!" She yells at me. I don't like her attitude!

"Fix your attitude! Then I'll chose!" I fire back. I can't help but notice the slightest roll of an eye before I pick up the knife. I then see a dog who is running after a little girl. She is crying and- wait! Is that a steak in her hands? Oh my Lord I haven't had or smelled steak in a long time. I know understand the dogs logic. I start running after the girl too. I quickly catch up to her and rip the steak out of her hands, about to take a bite, but its tossed across the room and the dog jumps up and eats it. I realize that it kind of looks like I'm shielding the girl before I wake up.

Tori looks at me with her eyes wide.

"Beatrice, your Divergent!" She says, keeping her voice low.

"My detergent? Oh my mom just bought it at the store the oth-" I say before Tori clamps a hand on my mouth.

"No idiot! Divergent!" She hisses.

"What that?" I ask.

"It means you have more than one result which means you have unknown powers!"

"COOL!" I say way too loudly.

"SHUT UP!" Tori roars.

"Sorry"

"Listen very carefully, don't tell anyone about this! Because, it's kind of like you have a bigger brain" I nod. I wouldn't want people getting jealous of my superior mind.

"Now go! I will put your result down as a normal result!" I smile, exiting the test room.

A/N: Nothing too weird so far. Tell me if you want me to continue! I swear I have funnier things planned out in future chapters! Just 2 reviews if you want an update!

~TOODLES