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Maybe if she had paid more attention to that champion meeting they had, she wouldn't be in this kind of situation.
Maybe if she had listened to Yi, or Lee. They knew what they were talking about, it was her only her stubborn ass that didn't want to listen.
See, all in all, it happened this way, and maybe, just maybe, in that same order.
She had been summoned, quite literally, by the superior ones and the order, and she hadn't been ready for it...See, she was bathing when they summoned her, so the show she gave, even when she was known for dragging boys freely here and there, was far more embarrassing than her introduction to the League. And trust her, there weren't many things more embarrassing than confessing what you did with men for the need of life essence.
And just for the need of it.
And not only was the council, the superiors, and some other friendly champions there, but there were some others, peeps with weird clothing and even weirder look on their faces that were surrounding her.
Was her the cause of their faces? She wouldn't know.
Of course, as a magic practicer herself, a second didn't half pass before she summoned some emergency clothes and covered her already well-known body from the view.
Seriously, that was her past self, now she tried being more serious about things.
The council peeps were scowling… No good.
"I see some things just never change, Ahri, The Nine Tailed Fox" Oh they had used her full title...great.
"Not really, like, this time you just didn't warn me, and I was taking a shower, thank you very much!" She complained as she scanned the stares from the people around her.
Why was she here, any way?
"We did warn you, months ago" Another one from the council, this one not as mad, just more embarrassed and ashamed...Wow, she really did turn out as a disappointment for them, didn't she?
Ouchie.
"We even told Lee Sin and Master Yi to warn you as well, but you just didn't listen" Well, they weren't half wrong at that, but in her defense, those two really did say some weird stuff, let alone confusing stuff.
"Well, anyway, why am I here, then?" She heard coughs and sighs, and mentally slapped herself.
Why was she always so dumb when it came to important stuff?
"You are here, because you are now to choose a Summoner, I believe that, at the very least, you do know what a Summoner is, do you not?" She pouted, and nodded hesitantly, "Great, then, there they are, five of them surrounding you" He gestured at the people around her that she once thought they were weird.
Now she thought they were weirder.
"And what happens when I choose one of them? Will they be with me forever?" She didn't like the sound of that, not a slight bit.
"No, there will be another election in a years time for you, or if the Summoner dislikes you somehow, they can complain and we'd change his champion" She almost smiled at that, but was stopped, "But, if that were to be the case, said champion would be banned from the League for at least that year, or until they are chosen again by someone else" There went her happy plan B.
"And just for you to know, Ahri, those who were once rejected and changed have it marked on their papers, making it less likely for someone to choose them again"
Well damn, there went her plan C as well.
"So, what? Now I get to choose one?" Cuz' they all look pretty dorky to me.
"Yes, Ahri, you get to choose one, and you two shall be partners for as long as the fate lets you" She smiled, this was going to be interesting.
There were five boys, obviously. They would have to be boys and be very desperate to choose her, and all of them looked like the average dork. Like those she wouldn't even dare seduce at a bar. She could charm them to tell her what they actually are like, she wouldn't want to be paired up with some kind of pervert, after all, but something told her that'd get her banned before she even did anything.
"Well, as you may know already, I'm Ahri, and I'm about to choose one of you dorkies" None said anything in reply to her, and she almost thought they were chickens, until she realised, her summoner in the game could never talk to her, even if she tried to engage in a normal conversation with them. She guessed they couldn't talk here either, "I might just choose the hotter" She mentioned to the five of them, and the one in the council sighed.
Oh come on, it was only a joke.
"Dink, Donk, Dink, Donk, who will be my lovely Dork?" There was no way she could know how they would act like, or what kind of personality they had, so she just chose randomly. She didn't mind, if anything, she'd try and be kind, she wouldn't want to get changed unless it was utterly necessary.
Like, what if they didn't click at all?
"Is that your final decision?" The superior one, in the middle of the council seats, asked as her finger fell randomly on one boy.
The guy was almost as short as her, with short, wild-ish hair, dark as his eyes. His skin golden, and he seemed to be as bored as her.
She would've guessed they would get amazingly excited and furthermore, aroused when she chose them.
She guessed wrong again.
"Then, Summoner PawsLover17, take a few steps towards your new champion, if you would" The guy shrugged and complied nonchalantly, as he got closer, she realised he might be a little short on the height department, but he wasn't half bad on anything else.
Well, anything else that was visible.
Gosh, she was such a perverted ass.
"Please, if you must, give the Summoner a handshake, Ahri" She nodded, staring right into the boy's dark eyes, and gave him her hand.
When they both touched, though, the little aura around the Summoner disappeared, and something appeared on both of their arms.
Ahri, appeared on his right arm, right below his wrist, covering part of his arm.
PawsLover17 appeared on hers, just the same way it happened to him.
Cool, and who the hell named the poor guy PawsLo-
"My name isn't PawsLover17, just so you know" His voice caught her by surprise and her stream of thoughts stopped instantly.
His voice wasn't deep, not by all means, but it wasn't high either. It was just right. It fit him completely.
"I'm Eret" He showed her a toothy smile and suddenly her complains weren't as many as they were before.
Perhaps she could actually have some fun with this dorky boy.
"And I'm Ahri" She introduced herself, he chuckled, and she gripped one of her tails until it hurt a bit.
Goddamn, not only a minute and she was already making a dumb of herself in front of him.
"But you know that already" She tried to cover her mistake, but it was clearly too late.
He didn't seem to mind that much.
"That, I do" She loved the way he kept smiling.
They both turned when The Superior one coughed to gain their attention.
"That'd be all, more news and tournaments will be sent to your hut once all the champions are chosen" He finished, and they stood there in silent.
That Eret guy smelled really great.
"Wait, you're not teleporting me back to my hut!?" After a few minutes of awkward stares, she questioned annoyed.
"What, you think we are some kind of ultimatum force of magic? Now go on, we don't have all eternity!" She scoffed, took Eret's hand and dragged him out of there.
They were walking, Ahri in front of him, swinging her tails and her hips around as Eret followed her, with both of his arms back on his neck, walking as lazily and nonchalantly as he could.
He almost looked bored.
"I thought you'd be a little, you know, excited?" She asked as they walked; They still had a long road before they reached a portal home, so she tried to make something out of it.
"What for?" He answered with another question as he looked around the Main City, it being Demacia, and having shiny eyes every time he saw something out of the ordinary...or what she guessed would be out of the ordinary for her Summoner.
"Well, obviously, for me? For being my Summoner?" She winked at him and made one of her tails poke his nose cutely, making him wrinkle his nose innocently.
"Well, as excited as I could be for being able to play" He half replied, half guessed, and continued walking, even when she had stopped.
"Don't tell me you're gay" She inquired, terrified.
He laughed.
"What makes you say that? That I'm not bee's knees for you in mere ten seconds?" She pouted and made her way next to him.
She had to give him some credit, he walked really fast for a Summoner.
"Well, most of the men are" She said as she faked innocence.
Didn't work on him, though.
This was bad.
"Yeah, most of the men here" He pointed down to the floor, "Deprived men, excited, aroused men, dumb men, oblivious men, or worse"
"Worse?" He hadn't even finished, but her chest was already burning.
"Charmed by a witch that inhaled essence as if it was a drug" Ouch.
He knew, somehow. And she couldn't even excuse herself from that.
That dark past of hers.
Had she been so blind all this time? Was her history so bad that only those who were drunk were the ones she always took home for sex? And is that why she always woke up the next morning alone, with them leaving without even a note.
She guessed so.
And it hurted so bad.
"But, you know…" Oh, he was going to continue with her torture? Did he know she couldn't do anything about it?, "I heard some rumors about said Witch, you know? I heard...she had changed" She looked up to him, him walking now in front of her without even looking back, just looking at the sky, completely relaxed.
She nodded, even though he couldn't see her.
"I heard she's been trying her best for it" A small smile crept into her face. "I heard she moved mountains and stopped rivers for the League to accept her" She chuckled.
He didn't know half of what she had to train to get there.
"Hey, I even heard she gave up half her humanity for it!" At this, her eyes opened wide, and she stopped as he spinned around to look at her.
She could only nod again.
"You keep nodding" It was her turn to giggle, and he smiled, "Then why do you keep acting as if you had seven boyfriends and none of them were able to satisfy you" Ouch.
That analogy was out of place.
Although it fit her quite fine.
"I know you do get some from time to time" She shook her head quickly, "No, no, I didn't mean life essence, I meant sex"
"Oh" Was she actually blushing? Her? Ahri the Slutty Fox?, "W-Well, every girls needs some pleasure from time to time" He nodded.
"Well, at least tell me when you're about to bring a mate home, aye? I don't wanna hear anything" She giggled.
She didn't think she's gonna go hunting for men for a while now. With him telling her those things, she was finally realising how badly she was turning into her old self.
"So you didn't choose me to...you know, do it? Have your way with me?" he looked at her confused, and laughed.
"Ahri, I didn't even choose you" He shook his head in denial, "You weren't my first choice, believe me, I wouldn't want to be with someone who went in such a contradictory way from my own morals" She was hurt and confused, and her face shown it pretty well, "I meant with having free sexy time and leave before breakfast?" Oh, "Yeah, I'm not into that, not that much...not at all, to be honest" He sighed, "Sadly, my selection chose someone else, and the other one after him chose another one as well" He turned around and took her hand, this time him dragging her towards what for him looked like a portal, "You were my third choice, and that's because you used to be my main" her grip got loose on his hand, and he noticed immediately, "Don't get me wrong, it's not that I hate you, it's just that...Just like you said, I'm a dork, I'm an utter virgin, and what I love to do differs from what you love to do so much, I just wouldn't feel comfortable" She understood.
It hurt a bit, but she's understood. And she was the cause of his own discomfort, her and her dumb actions.
Not anymore.
"Then I won't do it anymore" She could even feel his eyebrow rising, questioning her. Not quite believing on what she stated, "I mean it! I've only had it because I made it a necessity for me, but it is not" she lowered her head, "And men are afraid of me anyway, I can only get the very manly, very drunk kind to bed anyway, and I don't like that anymore" She shook her head, "I've been trying to get into something serious, a...a real relationship, but it just didn't work, and now I realise why…" He nodded, she giggled, "I don't care if you're a virgin, I've had them before- Uhm, not that I would have you...U-Unless you wanted to, but, really, girls don't mind" She laughed nervously.
Why did she always fuck up so badly?
"Then it's settled" She happily smiled and nodded, "One more thing" She felt a twick in her chest when he intertwined his fingers with her.
It was a new gesture for her. Usually she'd only get her butt spanked, not this.
"We will win" He raised their intertwined hands, "If there's something I hate more than anything you could have done in the past, or anything I could've done in the past, is losing" He held her hand tighter, "So we will win, as partners, as friends, as whatever you want"
The determination in his eyes could only make her do one thing.
And that'd be smiling, nodding, and hugging him (Nine tails around him included)
There it is, I own nothing more than the story itself.
I really do hope you like this, I did it in, what? 2 hours, but it's been in my head for a long time now, so I guessed I'd write it now.
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