A/N: Okay, there is important stuff you NEED to know about this. What would be the last name for the members of the team here in America (Basically their family names) are now their 'first' (given) names. Because I, being an American and knowing twenty-five words of Japanese, can't tell the difference. And correct me if I'm wrong here, but I'm pretty sure most of the readers can't tell the difference either. Now, some more important stuff you need to know. Suga-chan is a girl in this and grown-up. She is married to Daichi (Continuing from the previous train of thought, their last/family name is Sawamura.) The rest of the team are their kids. And I'm putting names in the American order. Given name first, family name last.
Also, here's the order of the kids, starting from the oldest: Asahi (8th grade), Kiyoko (7th grade), Tanaka (6th grade), Yamaguchi and Nishinoya (Twins! Couldn't help it! They're in 4th grade), Tsukki (2nd grade...He may be young but be warned: he's still a smart aleck-y pain in the butt), Kageyama (Kindergarten), and last but not least, the obvious baby of them all, HINATA! XD He's three... And very, very, adorable... Hehe... And we mustn't forget the cats, Kenma and Kuroo. And yes, I really did just do that. XD Now get on with it and start reading the fic!
"Mom," called a young voice, causing Suga Sawamura to turn from where she cooked her children's brunch. (Basically a really late breakfast at 10:00 AM because they got up so late.) In the doorway stood Kiyoko, her only daughter, looking beautiful as ever. "May I have some money to go to the store?"
Suga nodded before giving an imperceptible sigh as she turned back to the stove. Experience and reason was telling her that Kiyoko was only the first to come of many. She was correct, for not long after, two pairs of feet started pounding down the stairs. So she braced herself for the explosion of differences that was about to go hurricaning through her kitchen.
"Mom!" Nishinoya yelled as he skittered to a stop, Yamaguchi following slightly slower. "Can I have some ice cream? I ate breakfast! Yamaguchi-kun wants some too!"
"Noya-senpai!" Hinata called from where he sat on the table, happily but frantically waving at his brothers, making everyone turn. At this, Noya dropped the volleyball he was carrying, eyes widened.
"N-noya-s-senpai?!" he stammered out as Suga instinctively caught the ball and tossed it to Yamaguchi. "You know what, Hinata? I'm going to give you some of my ice cream."
"Yay!" Hinata began to wave his arms around more frantically as he slid off the table and began to bounce around the kitchen.
The silverette smiled at her sons' antics. "Not if you aren't allowed to have ice cream, Noya," she said teasingly, making him turn back to her as she held up a hand, stopping his cries of protest. "Just don't give him too much, alright? I don't want him getting a stomachache."
Noya pumped his fist as he grabbed the tub from the freezer and three spoons. "Thanks, Mom! Come on, Hina-kun." Obediently, the little carrot-top chibi-chan followed his onii back up the stairs, probably to the room the twins shared with Tsukki. Suga smiled as she heard him bouncing up the stairs.
Not long after that, she heard quiet and steady footfalls on the stairs. A few seconds later, Tsukki stuck his head into the kitchen.
"Mom? Could you help me with my homework? Also, Noya-onii* and Guchi-onii* are giving Hina-kun ice cream."
Suga turned off her cooking. "I know, Tsukki. What do you need help with?"
"Math. Come see." So for the next twenty minutes, Suga explained the math to her son. The megane-head (A/N: Yeah, I just called him that. I'm such a hypocrite. XD) listened carefully, and by the time he had returned to where he he had taken refuge in Kiyoko's room, away from his loud, ice cream-eating roommates, he had a thorough understanding of the problems.
"Mama?" This time, it was Kageyama holding another volleyball. Because these are Haikyuu! characters. Of course they have volleyballs. "I'm hungry and Noya-onii won't share the ice cream. And would you help me practice setting?"
"First off," Suga said, smiling, "you can't have ice cream for breakfast. Want some cereal?" -here Kageyama nodded- "And of course I'll help you with volleyball. But don't you think I'm a bit tall for you to toss well?"
Kageyama considered this before nodding. "I'll go ask Tanaka then," he told her, grabbing the cereal and heading upstairs. Less than five minutes later, the sound of Tanaka and Kageyama's voices could be heard echoing through the house as the back door swung shut. From upstairs, faint as the speaker's blond head was sticking out the window, Suga could hear a yell of "Don't break the window this time!", putting an ever so faint smile on her face as she remembered that semi-expensive incident.
Never a quiet moment... Well, that's what you get for having eight kids... The silverette gave a real sigh this time as no one was there to hear her. Or so she thought, because at that moment a soft step was heard on the kitchen floor and soft, familiar arms wrapped around Suga's waist.
"Daichi," she said surprisedly, turning in her husband's embrace to face him. "I thought you were working on the new plays. What are you doing down here?"
"How could I go an entire morning without seeing my beautiful wife?" he said, holding her close. "And of course the little one. I can't wait for him or her."
He tickled her stomach affectionately. Outside, crouched under the kitchen window, Kiyoko gasped. So did Tsukki, who was standing outside the kitchen door holding his math book, Tanaka, who's ear was pressed to the screen of the back door as he held Kageyama up so that the little tsuntsun could listen too, and Nishinoya and Yamaguchi, who had been planning to take the empty ice cream tub to the kitchen, exchanged glances. Only one was confused, and that was Hinata. And of course the cats didn't care.
"When will we tell the kids?" The pretty silverette asked, her face buried in Daichi's neck, as, unbeknownst to the parents, every child (excepting Asahi, who was hanging out with a friend, and Hinata, who was too young to understand) listened in suspense.
"I was thinking... Maybe tonight?"
* -onii: I used this as the honorific because of the fact that nowhere can I find the actual honorific. By that I mean [Name]-[honorific]. Correct me if I'm wrong, please, cuz otherwise, I'm just gonna use that. And Kiyoko will be called Kiyoko-onee (except by Asahi, since he's older than her).
So there you go! A bit (read: a LOT) of business in the Sawamura household as seen from Suga's point of view. And a bit of a surprise for the kids. Wonder if they'll tell Asahi or wait for him to be surprised. I think... they shall wait! XD Can't wait to see the look on Asahi's face... Also, something important:
Disclaimer: I do not own Haikyuu! or any of the characters, genderbent or otherwise. I just own the baby and the ice cream Noya-senpai gave me. Anyone who says I do own Haikyuu! will be given a cookie from me and a lawsuit from the people who do own it.
Now that that's over with, tune in next time for the next exciting chapter of whatever this story's name is! XD And in the meantime, review for cookies! (Cookies will be distributed in the next chapter. Here's a free sample: (::)) Also, lots of this chapter is author's note... :/ Coco out!