My Big Fat Muggle Honeymoon
Everyone says that the honeymoon is as magical as the wedding, but they lied. If anything my honeymoon has made me contemplate why I married Ted. I love him to death, but he's a man and a muggle at that so he has some habits I'm not quite used to yet.
For example there's the fact that he sleeps naked, we only just started having sex and now I have to get used to him rubbing up next to me all night long. I really love him, but that's just too much. Also Ted apparently gets up at 5am every morning. Even while we were honeymooning he needed to get up at the crack of dawn to "watch the birds". Who gives a damn about the birds, I didn't I actually wanted to get some peaceful sleep.
Then there's the sex. I'm not a virgin I'll be the first to admit it, I've had sex with other people but Ted hasn't. It was so awkward having sex for the first time. The stories you're parents tell you about how it's wonderful and worth the wait, well it isn't. It's better if you get it done as a stepping stone in your relationship rather than making it awkward later on.
All these habits don't even amount to the problems that began as our honeymoon commenced. First upon arrival at our hotel inParisour room wasn't prepared. We waited three hours for the maids to clean before we were allowed to go up. Ted booked a muggle place and insisted that I would love it. Well even he hated it; the food was bad, there was never anyone at the front desk, and my french was only as good as what my mother taught me.
I tried to put the hotel behind me, but everything else went wrong. We were supposed to have dinner on a nice cruise boat, but that was cancelled when it rained our second night here. The next day we tried to travel around the city, but the rain continued and by the end of the day my hair was a big ball of frizz.
Our honeymoon was only four days, and the fourth day was mediocre. We decided to visit thepalaceofVersaillesand marvel at it. In truth my former home was maybe a half the size of it and instead of plated with gold it contained numerous priceless magical artifacts.
Ted had a joyous time and I guess that's what matters. I made the person I love happy, and Ted also agreed that we'd go on a second honeymoon to somewhere I want to go.
Next week is the date we set and we are going toHawaii, where there is high population density for wizards. I chose this because Ted may be magical, but I need the occasional non muggleborn wizard in my life.
I was just at my profile and I realized that I've been on for two years. I can't believe it. Anyways please leave a review. :D