Konan's Red Moon
Chapter 1
Yay! New story! This fic is AU :) Yes, they're all alive, and this might be a song fic. Might. Rated T for Hidan's colourful language :) These chapters are way longer than Loving You, so yeah. Okay, happy reading!
Konan
It was pretty obvious that I was the new girl. I mean I had blue hair that went down to my waist, a lip piercing and wore somewhat designer clothes. So I wasn't very inconspicuous. I patiently sat outside Tsunade's office while she was yelling at some guy. Her secretary Shizune, told me that Lady Tsunade would see me in minute. After she chews out that guy, anyway. The door opened and a guy walked out. He was very (SEXY!) tall, had orange hair that was spiked, and had enough piercings to supply a jewelry store. Cute. He smiled and sat down.
"Hey. You must be the new girl. I'm Pein. I like lemonade."
Pein. I liked the way his name sounded when he said it.
"Oh, I might be the new girl. No shit, sherlock! I think that you would remember someone like me. I'm Konan. I like lemonade too." He grins. "Well, Tsunade-Booby-Lady will kill me if she finds me hangin' round here. See ya, Konan-likes-lemonade." He winked and Shizune made a shooing motion with her hands, so he walked off. "Okay, Lady Tsunade will see you now." She said. I nervously walked into the office. It was big, and had a great window view. The lady sitting at the desk had pale blonde hair in two low ponytails, and brown eyes. And she had a MASSIVE chest. She seemed kind, but really scary.
"Ah, Konan Hayashi. Welcome to Konoha Academy. Take a seat. So, here is your timetable, and the school booklet. You're in dorm 18 and your locker is outside your dorm, number 829. All your luggage has been put in your room, and your books in your locker, these are your keys, the silver one for your locker, the green one for your dorm. Choose three electives, and tell me by the end of this week. If you need help or directions, just ask someone. Okay, go to period one now." Well, that was very brief.
"Thank you, Miss Tsunade." Then I slowly walked out of her office. I checked my timetable, I had English and Art, then after a lot of confusion I found my locker and grabbed my books.
The English teacher wore a blue mask and had tall, boufy grey hair and was reading something which was very err, inappropriate if you get my drift.
"You're late, Kakashi-sensei!"
"Geez, any slower?!"
"Late much!"
"About time, Kakashi-sensei!"
So I take it he was late most of the time. He motioned for me to stand in front of the class.
"This is Konan. She came from Amegakure. So take a seat next to Deidara." Kakashi said in a monotone. Thankfully no one asked questions, but a few whispers. Whatevs. Deidara raised her (his?) hand and waved. Dude! Is that a girl or a guy?
"Hey. I'm Deidara, un."
"Cool. Okay, can I be blunt?"
"Depends."
"Umm, are you a guy or a girl?" There, I said it! He (she?) laughed.
"Yeah, I get that a lot. I'm a guy, un. Really." He replied. "Ohhhh." I said. Awkward!
Kakashi was going on about the Montagues and Capulets. I've already done Romeo and Juliet back in Amegakure, so I tuned him out.
"Hey! Deidara, you got a pencil?" I whispered. He rummaged around in his pencil case and pulled one out.
"Just don't lose it..." Was the blonde's reply. I started scribbling in the back of my workbook. I began drawing a chibi. She looked lonely, so I gave her a puppy. Don't ask what breed, just a generic dog. The girl on the other side of me looked and smiled. She had sandy hair in four ponytails and wore a maroon top.
"Cool drawing!"
I smiled. "Thanks!" Then I went back to drawing and she went back to writing notes. I finished the drawing and flipped to the next page and started sketching something a little more... Me. It was a couple, an emo couple of course. I was just finishing off the guy's hair when the bell rang. I gathered up my books and handed Deidara his pencil.
"Thanks!" Deidara looked at me and asked me what I had next.
"Umm, art with Kurenai." Deidara smiled.
"ART IS A BANG! WHOO!" He yelled. O-kay... That was not normal.
"Cool! I got art as well! Yeah!" Deidara said enthusiastically. "Just follow me!" Then he skipped, skipped down the hallway. I hurried after him, receiving many odd looks. Pfft. Like I care what people think?
The art teacher introduced herself as Kurenai. "So, Konan, why don't you tell us about yourself?" She asked. Um, I'd rather poke out my eyeballs with a lacrosse stick, roast them over a fire, liquify it and wash my hair with it, but instead I said "Hi. I come from Amegakure, and I like origami, singing and dango. I also like the colour blue." I got a few snickers for the last one, and I sat down next to Deidara and some guy in an orange mask that reminded me of a lollipop. No offense, but was Konoha full of weirdos? He smiled. "I'm a good boy!" Deidara nudged him and turned to me. "Hehe, never mind Tobi, un. He's err, well, umm..." Thankfully Kurenai interrupted Deidara trying to say that Tobi was stupid in the nicest way possible.
"Okay, five, four, three, two, one. Well, that's one minute we're staying in at recess." The class immediately shushed. "Today we'll be doing self portraits. Full body, 3D portraits. Use whatever you want, you have a whole period to work on it." "YAY! I WILL MAKE A CLAY SCULPTURE SO THEN MY ART WILL BE ACKNOWLEDGED!" That was Deidara. Kurenai frowned. "I know you're enthusiastic about art, but please keep it down if you want to spend recess with your friends." Deidara shut up, and went to the art cupboard, where two guys were fighting over a bottle of paint.
"It's mine teme!" Shouted the blonde with whisker marks.
"No, it's mine, dobe!" The other guy yelled back. He would be good looking if his hair wasn't styled like a chicken's as-err butt. My dad says I need to watch my language.
"I had it first!"
"You did not!"
"Wait, did you call me a dobe?"
"Yeah, and what of it, dobe?"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU SASUKE-CHICKEN-BUTT-HEAD-TEME!" Ha! So I was right about his hairstyle.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
"YOU HEARD ME!"
Then they started chasing each other across the room, earning a detention from Kurenai. I picked up some white origami paper, and went back to my desk. I began folding the paper. Umm, left here, triangle here, flip here. Yes! There that was my body. Then two arms and legs. Now came the hard bit. The head. I picked up a new sheet of paper and began folding. I grabbed some glue and glued all my limbs and head to my body. I blew on the glue. Did that actually help, or does my head look lopsided now? Meh, I quickly made a handsign, and whispered a few words. There, my head was on straight. Yes, using jutsu in school here in Konoha Academy was the equivalent of having a phone under your desk, but no one saw me, so it doesn't matter. Lol, I'm such a rebel. I walked over to the cupboard and grabbed a black, blue and yellow texta. I started drawing the outline of my facial features, then coloured in everything.
Kurenai then announced that we had five minutes left, so "Hand in your work and clean up!" I picked up Origami Me and plonked her on Kurenai's desk. She smiled. "Good job, Konan. Do you mind if I put it on display?" She asked, tossing her shiny black curls. "Umm, sure, I guess." NO!
"Okay, go sit down now."
"These were all fantastic. I'll be putting Konan's, Hinata's and Deidara's on display."
Me: NOOOOOOOO! Well, that was in my head.
Deidara: "YEAH! Oh, just be careful because it might explode, Kurenai-sensei un."
Kurenai: "And where did you get explosive clay?"
Tobi: "But Tobi was a good boy..."
Thankfully, the bell went, saving Deidara the trouble of answering Kurenai's question.
-o-O-o- Skip to Lunch -o-O-o-
Now I had a problem. Where would I sit at lunch? Thankfully Deidara waved me over.
"Come sit, Konan-chan!"
I grabbed a muffin and iced latte. I picked up an apple as an afterthought, better start eating healthy, I guess.
"These are my friends. This is Hidan, he swears a lot." He pointed to a guy with slicked back white hair and strange purple eyes. He reminded me of a vampire.
"Fuck off retard!"
Yeah, he swears a lot.
"Oh, for the love of Kami..." Began Deidara.
"JASHIN!" Hidan yelled. Now I was confused.
"Who's Jashin?" I asked. Deidara said "It's just his weird cult slash religion." Hidan glared at him.
"Shut up or I will fucking sacrifice all you assholes to Jashin-sama!"
Was this guy actually serious? The lollipop guy (Tobi?) said "Tobi wouldn't do that! Because he's a good boy!" Both Deidara and Hidan sighed. "This fucktard over here is Tobi. He's incredibly stupid, but we keep him for comic relief. You've already met this retard, Deidara. He's the Fluffy Cute Friend."
"Yup. I'm the Fluffy Cute Friend. I like exploding art, un. I also like cotton candy."
"Cos he's sweet and fluffy!" A guy with messy red hair came up and slung his arm around Deidara's shoulders. Deidara kissed him on the cheek. "This is my boyfriend, Sasori. He's pretty cool, he does great woodwork, un."
"Cool! So, you are a couple?" I asked Deidara and Sasori. They both slowly nodded. I squealed and hugged Deidara. "Ohmigod! I've always wanted a gay friend! Eeeeee!"
Deidara said with a smile "So I'm your friend? Awesome!" And Sasori asked if he could get a hug as well. I hugged Sasori and I was most definitely Deidara's friend. Then Tobi wanted a hug also, resulting in Hidan grumbling about 'hugging retards'.
Hidan frowned. "Hey, Konan, we've got to make sure that you're not a bitchy wimp. So, come to our dorm at six thirty, and we'll play truth or dare. If you don't turn up, well, you are fucking going to turn up."
"Dude! Chill Hidan! But come to room 23, and we'll play truth or dare!" Sasori said with a (somewhat sinister) grin. Now all these possibilities of me standing in the hall in my underwear singing the national anthem suddenly came flooding in. I shuddered, and the bell rang. I slowly walked off, into the hallway. Well. That wasn't too bad, I guess.
Yay! Hope you like it! Ideas are welcome! Sorry for any mistakes. Stars over and out!