Summary: yeah, so this idea kind of came to me when I was watching Bones, I can't remember the exact name of the episode, but there was a cannibal in the episode, and then I watched CSI: NY, and I just really wanted to combine the two shows. Wow, that was a major run- on sentence.
Chapter 1 – Getting Together
In New York
"Teacher by the name of Ms. Gloria Sanchez found the remains this morning on her way to work. What a way to wake up, no? Anyway, seems to be your everyday skeleton, except its missing about half of its rib cage, but I'll have Hawkes confirm that," Flack said as explained the situation to Mac, Danny, and Lindsay.
They walked toward the crime scene, where an almost complete skeleton lay on the paved sidewalk. They started to process the scene, when Mac's cell phone went off.
"Mac Taylor," he said calmly walking away from the scene.
"Lindsay," Danny started as he examined the skull, "do those look like bite marks to you?" She bent next to the body, and started to examine the skull, which were in fact covered in bite marks.
"Wow, what a way to go," Lindsay said as she nodded. They went back to processing, only to be interrupted a few minutes later by Mac.
"Guess where we get to go?" Mac asked them.
"Hell?" asked Flack, which was followed by laughter from his friends and a disapproving look from Mac.
"No," Mac started, "apparently this is a federal case. The FBI wants to take over the case, but I told them that we could figure this out without there help. After a lot of arguing we finally came to agreement. The entire homicide unit is going to transport the remains and evidence over to Washington D.C., where we will join up with the federal team currently working on this case." All he got was silence as an answer, and yet another side remark from Flack.
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Back at the lab, Mac had compiled an entire team to take with him to Washington. The usual, Stella, Flack, Danny, Lindsay, Hawkes, and himself, and he'd also decided to bring Peyton, Adam, and the newest addition to the crime lab, Minnie Gupta. They'd all agreed to got to Washington with him, and they were currently getting ready to board the flight.
"Flight 456 to Washington D.C. is ready to board," said the flight attendant. They'd all packed light, hoping that they wouldn't be there to long, but if necessary they would be able to have more clothes shipped out to them.
Mac and Peyton, Danny and Lindsay, Flack and Stella, and Minnie, Adam, and Hawkes had all managed to find seats together. Mac and Peyton were, as usual, being extremely flirtatious, and by now the rest of the team had learned to ignore them. Danny and Lindsay were trying very hard to ignore the rising amount of sexual tension between the two of them, but sitting so close to each other was making it even harder. Flack and Stella were arguing about something sports related, while Minnie, Adam, and Hawkes slept. They'd been working the night shift lately, and any opportunity to sleep was welcome.
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In Washington D.C.
When they finally arrived in Washington, they grabbed their luggage and headed out front. Stella was the first one to spot the black hummer that was supposed to pick them up, and she pointed to it excitedly.
"I see it! I see it!" she exclaimed jumping up and down. They all stared at her with an odd expression on their face, "What I get excited easily!" The car pulled around so that it was right in front of them, and (our favorite FBI agent) Agent Seely Booth popped out of the car.
"Agent Booth," he started shaking Mac's hand, "I'm guessing your Mac Taylor, so, nice to meet you." He flashed them all a smile, which caused almost every girl, except for Minnie, to practically sway in their spot. They could not take their eyes off of him. "My partners bringing around another car," he said as Brennan pulled around.
They piled both themselves and the luggage into the two cars and took off. Stella, Peyton, Lindsay, and Minnie went with Brennan, while Mac, Danny, Flack, Adam, and Hawkes went with Booth.
Brennan's car
"Oh my God," Stella exclaimed, "you're partner is way to cute!" Brennan squirmed uncomfortably in her chair. She didn't like the idea of Booth getting together with any one other than her, but the minute any sexual images of Booth popped into her head she shoved to a little corner in her brain, which would often relocate itself whenever she went to sleep.
"I guess, but he's kind of a freak sometimes," she replied, hoping that this would get Stella away from Booth.
"I totally agree," Minnie said, "why would anyone like someone who has brawn instead of brains!" Minnie was not in fact her birth name, but a nickname. She had loved the nickname so much, she had legally changed her name to Minnie when she turned 18. Two years later she had managed to get a job working for the New York crime lab, and had been known to have a dirty sense of humor. Brennan made a mental note to make sure she got Minnie's number to give to Zack. They were roughly the same age, Brennan drew, from their facial structures, but she kept this information to herself.
"I don't know," Stella continued, "what do you think Lindsay. Lindsay?" Lindsay had dropped out of this conversation because when Stella brought up how Brennan's partner was cute, it reminded her of how cute Danny was, and now she was having herself a sexy little day dream.
"What?" Lindsay asked suddenly, awakening from her trance like state. Stella laughed, the look on Lindsay's face was priceless.
"Stella we had better not ask Lindsay, because we all know how badly she wants to Danny right now, I mean she has her 'Danny' face on," Peyton exclaimed through the their laughter. Lindsay tried to think of a comeback, but the only one she could think of was.
"I have a Danny face?" This only caused the rest of the girls to burst out into laughter.
"Of course, just like Stella has a Flack face and I have a Mac face," Peyton explained. Stella laughed, and playfully punched Peyton's arm.
"I do not have a Flack face!" she retaliated, "I now have a Detective Booth face!" Everyone laughed, except for Brennan who was trying hard not to show how much this bothered her.
"We're here!" Brennan explained, parking the car. They got out, and walked over the Booth's car.
"So did you have a nice car ride," Flack said playfully. The girls burst out into laughter. "I'll take that as a yes." They walked towards the entrance, but halfway there Minnie stopped.
"Wait, this isn't the FBI," she started, "this is the Jeffersonian!" Booth and Brennan explained the whole partnership they had going on, and they continued up the steps. Booth opened the door, while Brennan gave them their visitor's passes. They had all officially arrived in Washington.
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