Once upon a time there was this screeching...sorry, singing show called X Factor, sorta like the X Files, I mean Dami looks like an alien right? Anyways it got to a stage where there were only three constants left...(dun dun DUN), Jai (kept there for ratings because, TWELVIES), the other dude (kept there for ratings because, TWELVIES) and Dami (the only one with a decent voice, probably alien). One Direction performed on stage, but soon got shot by rocket launchers (by a legend that goes by the name of Bishlet) and there were little pieces of One Direction all over the ceiling, floor, and walls, however some parts did land in the crowd, and all the twelvies began eating it and shoving One Direction goo in pickle jars. Damis' spaceship then invaded the venue and shot the other contestants with rainbow laser beams. She then jumped up and down, signed a record deal, and flew out of Earth, Batman style. I mean, Aqua..., no Superman style, singing Krypotnite by 3 Doors Down.