Fifth guide :) *request*
Blackfire Inc. presents to you the SAFFI unit
Name:SAFFI
species:demon=girl=
height:5'9
weight:125lb
Congrats you now own a SAFFI unit upon reciving the unit it is recomended you hide all statues
your SAFFI unit comes with:four shirts and skirts,a picture of a BEEZY unit,and a coupon for a pair of Jimmy shoes
Note:do not expose the SAFFI unit to a statue of any sorts
Note:don't expect the SAFFI unit to say anything that makes sense
Note:do not try to make sense of what your SAFFI unit says
NOTE:Blackfire Inc. is Not responsible for headaches or property damage caused by the SAFFI unit for ignoring these NOTES
The SAFFI unit will be nice but will fight is she must
the SAFFI units other talents are:
saying 'yogurt' at random moments
giving people nick names like'smoothy smooth'
eating Jimmy's shoes
playing fetch
destroying statues
extreame speed
escaping all the mental instatutions shes been put in
The SAFFI unit probally will do many other unexpected things at random
to have a happier SAFFI unit we suggest buying as many other units expecially the BEEZY unit
if you have any problems feel free to contact us
This product is a copyright of Blackfire Inc. Any copyrighting and we will have the SAFFI unit escape and come back to us.
Blackfire not responsible for sadness of losing a SAFFI unit belonging to copyrighters.
NO REFUNDS
thanks to misspeppy-negschainsaw-Flarianna-and Jiing for reviewing all of my stories.