This is the pilot to my next story. I really hope you guys like it, because I actually know where this is going :P My other story is currently on hiatus due to...reasons...So I really hope you enjoy this story.

This chapter is a little boring (its a pilot), but the next one's are going to be much better. :)

Hope you enjoy (P.S. Don't own Naruto etc.)

Chapter 1: Far From Normal

The car seemed to drive slower and slower along the ever increasing highway. A miserable mass of grey clouds blocked the sun from view, further dampening the mood of the vehicle's only passenger. A single boy in his mid teens with a mess of blonde hair sat and stared out of the window.

I can't believe this is happening again. He thought, as he watched waves of miserable fields being passed by the car. You'd think Hiruzen would've learned by now. No school can hold the great Naruto Uzumaki! In a few days, I'll probably get expelled and be sent straight home.

For the past 3 years, Naruto had been to over 50 different schools all around the country. It was his guardian, Hiruzen Sarutobi's way of punishing him. No matter how much trouble the blonde had caused at school, it was nothing compared to the mischief he caused back in Konoha. No one would even bother to look his way in the village, so he had to pull a few pranks. It was the only way he felt...alive. And now, because of one unforgivable crime, Naruto had been sent to the strictest boarding school in the country: Bijuu Academy. And to make matters worse...it was an all boys' school!

Yeah, I've definitely gotta break outta here quickly. I can't be stuck around guys 24-7! It's just not natural! Naruto fumed, pouting his lips in anger. He gazed out the window and spotted a dull castle-like building in the distance. When they say out-of-the-way they're not kidding...

The ominous building had a sort of "evil" about it. Built from the darkest granite, the castle stood as a monumental dark pillar, hiding many smaller buildings behind it. As the car drew closer, Naruto spotted dozens of snake statues acting as gargoyles on the roof. The building sent chills down the blonde's spine, causing him to tremble slightly.

Why would Hiruzen send me here? The blonde pondered. The car stopped before of a wrought iron gate, awaiting permission to enter. This isn't anything like the other schools I've been to. I know my last prank was a bit bad, but the old man is definitely going overboard with this!

Suddenly, the gates screeched open and the black vehicle drove towards the main building. The car stopped a few feet away from a huge wooden door, almost double the size of any man! Naruto gazed in awe before he noticed a peculiar man near the entrance. Adorned with glasses, odd grey hair and a lavender uniform, the official delivered a stone cold gaze at the blonde.

Great... I've already made friends. Naruto thought sarcastically as the driver yelled for him to get out of the car. The orange clad boy quickly exited the vehicle and fetched his belongings from the trunk. After retrieving his possessions, Naruto watched as the car sped off, leaving him alone with the strange man.

As luck would have it, the blonde turned around to find the official standing right behind him. "Naruto Uzumaki?" He asked sinisterly.

Geez, a little warning would be nice. "Yeah, I'm Naruto."

"Glad to see you have finally arrived. Welcome to Bijuu Academy, the master will be most pleased to hear of your arrival." He smiled.

"Um, Master? Who's that?" He asked becoming more and more nervous the longer the conversation dragged on.

"Goodness, did I say Master? I meant principal. Just a slip of the tongue."

"Okay..." Naruto responded uneasily. What a freak.

"Anyways, my name is Kabuto Yakushi and I am assistant principal as well as head of the science department." He proudly announced. "I will be taking you to an introductory meeting with the principal, where he'll show you how things...work...around here."

"Alright..." The blonde didn't let the freakish person out of his sight. Something inside of him knew that this man, Kabuto Yakushi, meant bad news. Naruto had to trust this feeling. "Okay then, let's go!" He hastily shouted and ran for the entrance.

Kabuto followed swiftly, reaching the door before the blonde. "I see you are eager to start huh?" The teacher narrowed his eyes on the blonde.

"Uh, yeah. That's it." Naruto lied, not caring if Kabuto bought his act or not.

The teacher opened the enormous door and led Naruto inside the castle, which was just as gloomy as the outside. Stone walls lined the entire room, while pale light filtered the area through candles. Kabuto instantly began leading Naruto down one of the passages. He explained some of the school's history, that it was relatively small, its design and blah blah blah! Naruto didn't care about any of it, partly due to the 3 heavy bags of luggage he was slugging down the corridors. He would be expelled in a few days, so there really was no point in listening. Out of nowhere, the corridor emptied into quite a modern wing with dark wooden floors and lighter Japanese walls.

Maybe I should've paid attention during the tour... He thought, as his guide brought him to a dark wooden door. It looks as if we're in a completely different building.

"This is the principal's office. When you walk in, I suggest you greet him. That's all the advice I can offer." Kabuto said, before turning around and leaving the blonde alone.

I thought he'd never leave! Naruto sighed and slouched against the wall. All I gotta do now is fail the interview. I've just got to piss this guy off so bad that he has to send me home. The boy smiled at his own thoughts. He pulled some confidence into his step before opening the door-

"Aaaaah!"

Naruto was grabbed from the doorway and yanked into a pitch dark room. He couldn't tell what was happening around him, but he could make out the hands and body of some unknown assailant. The boy kicked and screamed as the person tied him onto a stone cold chair, removing his clothes in the process. Naruto's bare ass made contact with the icy material and he almost screamed from shock. As realization of the situation hit him, he had already been bound down.

"What the FUCK is going on!?" He screamed, not knowing what to expect.

A cold laugh echoed through the room as a dark form closed the door behind them. "This is your interview Naruto Uzumaki." Came the reply.

Naruto struggled against his tight bounds. "Then why the hell am I strapped naked to a chair!?"

"I read your past record. It seems you have a habit of making trouble on your first day, so I decided to teach you some manners." Replied the unknown man, as a bright light flashed into the room.

Naruto's eyes were instantly blinded. It took several moments for them to adjust, allowing him to see the face of his possible rapist. The man sat behind a desk opposite the boy's chair with ghostly white skin and demonic black hair. He wore a strange robe and had the most unusual yellow eyes Naruto had ever seen. He thought he was staring at a monster, but then he saw a name plate on the desk.

PRINCIPAL OROCHIMARU

Gulp. The blonde was gazing at his new principal, stark naked and at a loss for words. How the hell do I find myself in situations like this...

Across from him, the principal smiled in delight. "Now that you can see, allow me to introduce myself. I am the principal here at Bijuu Academy, Orochimaru-sama. I maintain a strict order of discipline, where derogatory punishment is mandatory. If you go against any rule, your actions will carry a consequence. Do you understand boy?" The principal leered from across his desk.

Somehow, Naruto found himself unable to argue. Whether it be from his current situation or merely the appearance of his principal; he was unsure. All he could do, was weakly nod in agreement.

Orochimaru smiled fiendishly. "Glad to see you agree. Unlike other schools, our academy has its own custom syllabus. You'll find subjects you've never taken before and you'll also notice that most classrooms are very small. I'm sure Mr Yakushi already explained the reason behind that."

The principal's gaze fell onto Naruto, expecting a reply. Crap. I wasn't paying attention! Looks like I'm just gonna have to wing it. "Uh, yes?..." He replied unsurely, feeling a cold breeze around a certain area.

"Then you should be ready to go to the dorms. There's just one piece of information I require." The snake man said, pulling out a clipboard from one of his draws.

"What is it?" Naruto asked uncertainly.

The principal brought a pen towards the paper and glanced at the boy. "How big are you?"

The blonde stared in confusion. "I'm gonna be sixteen in October."

Orochimaru stared at the blonde. "Not "How old are you?". How BIG are you?" The principal replied, dumbfounded as to how he could confuse the two.

Naruto blushed sheepishly. "My bad. I'm currently 166 cm tall."

The principal felt his annoyance levels rising. "Naruto, I am asking you how big your penis is!" He screamed.

"Isn't that a little personal!?" The blonde choked in disbelief.

"Like I said, we have our own curriculum here and this type of information is vital to its outcome. Now could you please tell me what I need to know?!" He shouted in frustration.

The boy swallowed his pride.

Well, that was very awkward. Naruto stood outside the principal's office, trying to get over the shock of the situation. After telling the principal what he needed to know, the blonde was handed back his clothes along with a class schedule and the name of his dorm supervisor, who would come and pick him up shortly. Naruto had been too busy getting dressed to check any of the pages, so he found himself eyeing the supervisor's page in his boredom. "Kakashi?" He read aloud. Something tells me this teacher isn't gonna be normal, just like the rest of this school.

As the blonde continued to wait, a bell rang in the distance and many students started passing by him. They were all boys between the ages of 14 and 19 if he could guess. Many were smiling and enjoying each other's company. Why do they all look so happy? This is like a school for paedophiles, how the hell can they be acting like this!? A last group of boys was approaching, with what looked like a teacher shortly behind them. The man had his face buried into a book so Naruto had no idea who he was. As he neared the boy, the teacher closed his novel and slowly came to meet him.

"Are you Naruto?" The man asked. He had messy silver hair that had been blown to the side along with smooth skin and a scar around his left eye. He wore a standard teacher's uniform that even covered his mouth.

The blonde raised an eyebrow at the teacher.

The man chuckled lightly at the blonde's reaction. "Not the first time I've seen that look. Judging by your reaction, I'm guessing you are Naruto, yes?"

"Yeah, I'm him. Are you Kakashi?" He asked curiously.

"Yes, I am MR HATAKE." He emphasised. "I'm going to be your dorm supervisor from now on, so please try to stay out of trouble."

Naruto chuckled to himself. "I probably can't promise that."

The teacher sighed at the student. "That's what they all say. Anyways, I guess I should show you to the dorms." He replied casually.

This guy's pretty chilled, maybe I'm gonna like it here after all. "You probably should Mr Hatake." Naruto answered sarcastically.

"Now was that so hard to say." Kakashi smiled, oblivious to Naruto's joke. He started walking towards a brightened corridor, so the blonde quickly followed suit.

This guy's kinda off his rocker, but I guess he is pretty cool. I think I'll be fine, so long as I don't have a room mate.

"Oh Naruto?" Kakashi called vaguely, as he continued to walk with his hands buried in his pockets.

"Yeah?"

"Did Orochimaru-sama mention anything about your room mate?"

That's it. Screw this place, I'm getting expelled.

Hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter. Please review and let me know what you think :)

I'm sure you guys noticed a bit more edge to Naruto's character. That's just because of his current attitude, so don't have a heart attack :)

P.S. Can any of you guess who Naruto's room mate is? ;)