**-{Yeah. I'm alive.}-**

This is my first non-Birdflash story!

Ha. Just kidding. It has Birdflash. Course it does.

But it is centered around TimxCass instead.

And it's my first non-YJ story.

It's also my first multi-chapter. {Moments doesn't count}

There is like, 12 TimxCass stories. That's it. I don't care about you haters, but I think Tim and Cass had POTENTIAL!

And I dislike Steph.

THERE I SAID IT. GET OVER IT.

I used to hate her, actually. Then I was like meh. She's not that bad.

Definitely not my favorite though.

Anyway.

The story is told from a lot of different points of view. First chapter is just narration and Dick's.

I tried to make it funnyish. Mainly for Dick's P.O.V... Did it work? Dick is funny in the comics. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YJ DID TO HIM, BUT THAT WAS AN IMPOSTOR.

WARNING- Contains SLASH AKA BOYxBOY.

Disclaimer- I own nothing. No characters, settings, nothing.

**-{COMMENCE}-**

**-{Dick}-**

How did I not notice this? How could it have gone on for so long, and the thought never even cross my mind?

Cass and Tim are together. Like, couple together.

Although, I guess I can''t really blame myself for not noticing. They were trying to hide it. But not from me, no. From Bruce.

And it doesn't look like Bruce has figured it out. I'm impressed. They managed to keep their relationship a secret from the goddamn Batman. Wally and I were found out within the first month. And Bats was not happy. Not because we're two guys, but because we worked together on the team, and he didn't need 'two kids screwing up and dying because they can't control their hormones'. I actually told Tim that story once, so it probably made him paranoid. It's completely understandable he would keep it from Bruce, but from me?

The night I figured it out, we were on patrol. Nothing big really, a couple break-ins, wanna-be bank robbers, a few muggers. A pretty boring night.

**-{Narration}-**

Nightwing and Robin were watching from a distance as a mugger approached a young woman. They each shot a grappling hook and swung in to save the damsel in distress. They quickly knocked out and tied up the criminal.

The woman approached them. 'Oh thank you! Thank you thank you thank you! How can I repay you?' She ran forward and threw her arms around the two heroes.

Nightwing glanced at Robin, who seemed equally surprised by the woman's reaction. Normally they would just mutter their thanks and ran, not once looking back.

'Er- Just doing our job, ma'am,' Robin said.

'Oh, but there must be some way I can thank you! Actually, let me introduce myself,' The woman removed her hood and scarf, revealing white skin, red lips and a mask to match. 'You can call me Harley, boys.'

'Harleen,' Nightwing's eyes narrowed at the sight of the familiar villain.

'HarLEY, bird brain. Hpm. You should have known that. You boys need a good ol' spanking.' Unknown to the two vigilantes, a couple goons came from behind them, each holding a brick. Neither of the heroes managed to say a word before they were thrown into darkness.

**-{TIMESKIP}-**

Just outside Gotham, in an abandoned warehouse, Joker laughed at the two unconscious heroes. 'Good job, Harls! We have them right where we want them.'

'Thanks, puddin'! Now what are we gonna do?'

Joker smiled. 'Now, we leave. Tie them up!'

At his order, the two thugs who had hit them from before tied their hands to the ceiling with rope, low so they were on their knees.

'Hurry up! We haven't got all day!'The goons ran out of the building and waited by a truck, Harley in the passenger seat. Joker shut the door tightly, but didn't lock it. He took a remote control out of his pocket and pressed a red button. He walked toward the truck.

One of the goons stopped him. 'Where's our money? We helped you, where's the payment?'

'Payment?' Joker seemed in thought. 'Oh right! The payment!'

He took a knife out and stabbed the thug in the stomach, over and over again. He turned to the other goon. 'Do you want a payment too?'

He shook his head and backed away. 'N-No sir.'

'Good! Now get out!' He ran away, back towards the city. Joker threw the corpse of the man into the trunk, then got in the driver's seat and drove away.

**-{TIMESKIP}-**

Nightwing and Robin's hands were tied with rope above their heads. The older had recently risen from unconsciousness and was fighting a major headache. Robin, on the other hand, was awake, but he was hit a little too hard on the head, and was just a little delusional, humming along to some song that only existed in his head. They were there for a couple hours before Batman, Batgirl and Flash burst in. Flash immediately ran to untie his lover, while Batman examined the room for any bombs. Batgirl kneeled down in front of Robin and began to use a batarang to cut the knot.

'Cass?' Tim looked up into her mask.

'Tim. You...okay?'

'I waited for you...'

'Know,' Cassandra grunted. Her eyes narrowed behind her cowl at the knot she was trying to cut through, but if you could see past her cowl you would see how her gaze shifting back to Robin. She dropped the batarang as she finally cut through the rope and Tim collapsed on top of her, unable to support his own weight. She caught him, and carefully helped him lie down on his back.

'My head hurts,' Tim mumbled. Cass moved to his head and checked it for bumps. She found one on the very back of his head and gently touched it, causing Tim to hiss in pain.

'S-sorry...' She ran her fingers through Tim's black hair, avoiding the bump, massaging his head and let him lay his head down in her lap. He smiled and sighed happily, and was asleep in less then a minute.

**-{Dick}-**

Bruce was too busy being paranoid, and Wally was too busy obsessing over the tiny bruise that had formed at the back of my head to see. But I noticed. That was not normal friend behavior. If it had been me and Artie, or Kaldur, it wouldn't have gone like that. We were only gone for a couple hours: Cass normally wouldn't have been that worried, even though she managed to give off the impression she wasn't very concerned for Tim's safety.

I had a hunch: sure. But now I needed proof.

But before that I need sleep. And a shower. And a bowl of Lucky Charms.

**-{FIN}-**

Lucky Charms are very good. I love them. I feel Nightwing should love them too.

I know the part with Joker seems pointless, but it's relevant later.

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**-{evie1270}-**