"WHAT. THE. HELL!?"

Olivia, Tobi, Lexy, and Deidara just yell out in unison before gawking at the raven, who was presently blushing with embarrassment.

"Ok…remind us again what you did to them Itachi un?" The raven sighed and murmured, "I cast a jutsu from that book of miscellaneous jutsu's that would…well….turn back time so to speak on them."

Lexy rubbed her temples muttering, "Why!?" "I…I merely wanted to see how they would look and act like in the eighteenth century. Kisame isn't exactly romantic sometimes you know."

The more they thought about it the more it seemed like a good idea, Tobi just giggled, "It be funny to see Hidan bowing and politely kissing Olivee's hand~"

Said woman smirked and nodded with a hum, the mere image was laughable and yet…erotic.

"Don't get your hopes up, only Kisame, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Sasori were here today; Hidan and Madara were already gone this morning when I cast it." Olivia scowled, "Damn it. Oh well, Kakuzu would prove just as interesting too~"

"Danna as well un~" Lexy just bit her lip in excitement, "I can't wait to freaking see this." "Hey, Tobi hears someone!" Itachi grinned and urged them on, "Let's go look."

*When they all peeked around the doorframe from the kitchen, all mouths dropped open from pure shock and cold vibes going throughout the room.

Lexy just shook her head disbelievingly whispering, "I hate to tell you this Itachi, but you fucking messed up!" Tobi whimpered, "They look scary….that's NOT that century look!"

"I don't like this un!" Olivia bit her lip nervously, "Please don't tell me."

Rough. Rough was the only word to describe it.

Kisame looked even more brutal than usual, his usually short blue hair was longer and messier; his muscles were a tad more buffed if that were possible and looked downright evil.

Kakuzu was the same way, growling under his breath like an animal and his dark hair was all the way down to his back again.

Zetsu…the same….aside from his teeth looking even sharper than before and his hair more wild looking. Sasori was actually taller and had more muscle, but the vague expression was at least still there minus his red hair reaching his shoulders now.

All four uke's murmured in unison, "Stone age!?"

Deidara hissed, "Way to go Itachi you idiot! Now they're cavemen un!" "I apologize but I have no idea why the jutsu went this far back in time!"

Tobi shrugged, "Maybe Itachi was thinking of that era too at the same time?" Lexy muttered, "Maybe, but the main question is….what in hell will they do to us!?"

Olivia nodded, "Can they even talk!? How long until the jutsu wears off?" "A few hours at most like all the others….what a dilemma."

"Uh….guys…..they looking at us….Tobi's scared!"

All four went pale since they accidently came into full view of the men and the hungry looks in their eyes were NOT comforting.

Kisame and Kakuzu slowly stood up with grunts and grabbed a few weapons as Lexy was the first one to shriek, "RUN!"

*No questions asked, the uke's ran like hell out the back door and into the woods towards the lake with their pursuers right behind them.

Deidara leaped into the trees hoping he wasn't spotted or the cavemen were too stupid to think of that but when he saw Sasori swinging through the limbs with ease he cursed, "Oh hell un!?"

Landing back onto the ground he cleverly made a clone and remained in the tree, but the redhead was still intelligent. The blonde had no time to react when the redhead grabbed a fistful of his long locks and jerked him down from the tree onto the ground.

"Ow! Fuck Danna, let go of my hair un!" Sasori just snorted and kept walking off dragging his catch behind him until Deidara just finally pissed him off enough the redhead let him get to his feet so he could walk, hunched over from the tight hold on his hair mind you, but he couldn't get away.

*Tobi was trapped, he ran over the water at the lake but Zetsu could still use jutsu.

Of course…why not make things harder on Tobi!?

Just when he thought he lost him, the bipolar man leaped from underneath the water and grabbed him by the throat and hurling him across the water until he hit a tree.

The boy grimaced from the pain but didn't move anymore, even when his lover came back with a snide grin he whimpered and let him hurl sore body over his shoulder and leaving with him in tow.

*The woman panted hard, she tried to use her terrain against him but damn the brute just plowed right down through the trees and boulders just to get her.

Why is he so persistent!? He won't even dodge anything!

She tried throwing anything she could grab at him, Olivia didn't want to but her lover was scaring her, like he would harm her intentionally just to catch her.

Her fear came true when he appeared in front of her and trapped her against a tree, she tried to leap up into the branches but he grabbed her by the arm back down with such speed and before she knew it a quick jab to the neck was all she felt before everything went black.

The brute chuckled and lifted his unconscious prize into his arms as he began to return home.

*Lexy saw what happened to her friend and tried not to let her guard down panting, "Damn it, he would actually HIT HER!? What a jutsu…..sheesh."

A low grumble caught her attention as she quickly dodged and began running at top speed away from the behemoth until a low whizzing noise whisked past her head and she yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU KISAME!?"

She cursed more under her breath when he got another bola and hurled it right where she jumped; it wrapped around both ankles as she fell onto the ground rolling in the dirt before coming to a full stop panting.

She tried to get up when a large foot pinned her down on the chest; Lexy glared up at him and his evil grin before that large hand gripped her shirt and hurled her small body off the ground; his free hand landing a quick sharp thrust against her stomach before the wildcat too had fallen…..Itachi was nowhere to be seen so the shark left, glad he at least caught one valuable than none.

TBC: I thought this would be a WHOLE different change of pace...plot wise and since I haven't seen a cavemen story with Akatsuki so...I hope to see some reviews.

Don't worry readers: Itachi, Hidan, Madara get the evil cavemen treatment too ;p