Mario in Grand Theft Auto Vice City
Mario is riding on his little Go Cart when he just finished a race with all of his friends when he comes up to two signs in the middle of the road one says Happy Pony City and the other says Vice City. Mario drives towards Vice City.
Mario comes to see a city half a mile away. "Oh Goody!" He yells in the air. He comes up in the city and somebody comes up to him and yells, "GET OUT OF THE CAR!" Mario yells, "It's me Mario!" "I don't care what your Fing name is now get out!" The man grabs Mario and throws him out of the car.
"I need to get some coins to get through this level." He doesn't see any coins until he sees someone come out of a bank and drops the coins. He runs over there and takes all of them. "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Mario yells. "HEY THIEF GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The man yells. "I have to collect ze coins to win ze game!" Mario tells the man. "You're a penny thug aren't you!" "Bch leave!" The Man yells for a cop. Mario leaves
Mario runs and sees someone walking their turtle on the street. Mario runs over and jumps on their turtle and tries to throw the shell to hit the lady walking the turtle. She gets up and yells, "That was my turtle loser." "But I was trying to get ze points for throw ze turtle shell at you." "I don't know who you are but I am calling the cops." "Who are ze cops that everyone is talking about." Mario runs away.
Somebody comes up to Mario and tries to give him a pack of something. He says $10.00 for the bag. Mario gives him the coins. Mario looks in side and asks, "Do I eat zese?" "Yeah you do. They taste like mushrooms." "Mushrooms! Will they make me stronger." "Yeah." Mario shoves all of them in his mouth when he doesn't know it is cocaine. "Hey I see ze coins over there!" Mario not knowingly punches the coins that are actually people. Cops start coming after him. He runs away laughing. "You'll never get my coins!" Mario yells at the cops.
Mario is up on a brick wall and sees the cops. The cops start shooting at him. Mario hides behind a trash can and pulls out a shot gun and starts shooting at the cops. Two cops are shot and die. "They got our best men take him down!" All the cops shoot at him. They killed him.
Yoshi is in his go cart and comes to the two signs in the middle of the road. He looks at them and goes to Happy Pony city. He drives down there and ponies start attacking him and rips his limbs off of his body and throw them in the river. And the drive away in his go cart
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