Gibbs stands in the middle of the empty squad room. He turns once and scratches his head. He looks at the clock. It's way past the time where his team would be sitting at their desks. He wonders where the hell his team is. He flips open his cell phone and speed-dials Duck.

"Something wrong Jethro?"

"No Duck. I was just wondering if my team was down there."

"Sorry Jethro, they're not here, but you may take Mr. Palmer if you wish. He's been insufferable ever since he re-took and passed that class. You know, this reminds me of--"

"Not now, Duck!" Gibbs flipped the phone shut. He turned quickly and ran up the stairs to Vance's office. He strode into the office quickly. "Where the hell is my team?"

Vance doesn't look up from his report. "Relax Gibbs. They are at a one month training camp in Washington. I thought they needed some... re-teaching."

"Re. Teaching."

Vance couldn't tell if it was a question. "Yes, they all could brush up on a skill or two. I signed DiNozzo and David up for a computer course, McGee and DiNozzo for hand-to-hand combat, and McGee and David up for leadership. Each will meet with a shrink every day and each will take a course titled...." he searched through his papers "Ah, 'How to be Professional' There will be other federal agencies represented and I have specifically told them to be on their best behavior."

Gibbs realizes that the courses would be helpful and switches tactics. "What if I have a case?"

"I'll assign you some probies, or give it to another team. As a matter of fact, they should be in the squad room right now"

We see a sunny and professional-looking compound. Tony, Ziva, and McGee walk from a bus to the door, each carrying their luggage and looking over brightly colored booklets. An attractive young woman meets them at the door.

"Welcome to Fevdale Federal Training Facility! May I see your I.D.s?"

All three flip open their badges and chant in unison "NCIS."

"The sign-in is just inside to your right. I hope you have a pleasant stay!"

Tony removes his glasses and looks her over. "If everyone around here is as nice as you, I'm sure it will be." He smiles, and the three continue to walk. When they are through the door Ziva elbows Tony.

"We are signed up for a course on being professional! Did you ever stop to think why?"

McGee looks up from his booklet, "Because you two insist on acting like middle schoolers?"

"It takes one to know one, McGeek."

The scene cuts back to the door where the young woman is speaking quickly and quietly into a cell phone. She watches the three agents sign in. "Targets acquired."