A/N: YAYAYAYAYA NEW STORY!!!!! Sorry for the hold up! Okay well I would suggest if you haven't read Maria's Insane and Slightly Hysterical Novel, then go and read it before you read this, Because well this story is the squeal to that. Okay so this story is from Mr. Kings POV (I am going to call him Daniel in this).
Thanks to Skyflight Erek's Loyalty for the name Daniel.
Thanks to Kitypryde for the title Daniel's Confused and Slightly Terrifying Novel
Disclaimer: I do not own Animorphs.
Chapter One: His royal highness becomes a teacher.
(Daniel's POV)
"I'm sorry Daniel but we are going to have to let you go" My boss André said.
"WHAT?! Let me go? You can't do this I'm the general manager!" I said utterly surprised, that they would lay me off just like that. I am or was a great general manager, sure I didn't pay attention in meetings some times, but I'm only an android!
"I'm really sorry but the economy-"
I'd heard enough, I should have known. Here comes the great depression all over again! Last time I lost my job, well I guess you could say it wasn't the best experience.
As I was driving home I saw a help wanted sign at the local kindergarten.
Hummm couldn't hurt to apply, I mean I taught Pre-Algebra in 1945, so how hard could a couple of five year old be?
I parked my car, which is a beautiful new black Mercedes, and walked into the school.
There was an old lady sitting at the receptionist desk, and the walls of the kindergarten were covered in what looked like mustard, but you never know with these places….
"ummm I saw a help wanted sign out front and I was wondering if-" I started but the old woman cut me off by saying, "Oh thank God! We could use you! What's your teaching experience? Have you ever been in jail?"
Been in jail? What the heck?
"Ummm no I haven't been in jail, and I have taught pre-algebra before" I said.
Actually I have been in jail before, during the French revolution, but that's a long story.
"You'll do" she said as she started walking down the hall.
"Umm when do I start?" I asked.
"Right now." She said as she led me down the hall then opened a door, to reveale a room of screaming five year olds.
"You see the other teacher quit. The kids supposedly rolled her in meat" The woman said.
Rolled in meat?
"Wait so is that true? Did the kids really roll her in meat?" I asked.
"No of course not!" the woman said with a fake laugh.
I just stared at the kids.
We walked into the room full of screaming kids.
Man kindergarten has changed since the last time I went.
"Okay boys and girls settle down now! I have a special surprise for you all!" The woman said.
All the kids faces lit up at that magical word, "surprise".
"SUUURRRPPPRRISSE!" all the kids yelled.
"Okay the surprise is you have a new teacher, his name is…." The lady paused and quickly whispered to me, "what's your name?"
"uh Daniel King" I said.
"Mr. King!" The woman said.
"Yayayayaya a king gets to teach us!" all the kids yelled.
"Well I'll leave you to it" said the woman as she quickly escaped the room full of psycho midgets.
"So class what do you want to do?" I said.
"King" said a little kid as he bowed deeply, "I have to go poopy"
I sighed.
This was going to be a long day.