Yes, it's ANOTHER story. When none of my others are finished. I'm not good at finishing what I start, okay? So this one is a oneshot. A stupid oneshot, but a oneshot.
Basically, I closed my eyes, brought up mental images of all the -man characters, and let my mind do whatever to them. And then I typed it.
WARNINGS: Large amounts of crack, OOCness, and stupidity may follow. No, cross that. WILL follow.
DISCLAIMER: Hoshino would murder me if she read this. Also, no dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this. Although a couple of Lenalee voodoo dolls were.
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Allen and Lavi are sitting in two bare wooden chairs in a bare white room. No wait, there is a bed in the room. But that's all.
Usually at this point some hot yaoi sex happens, but I'm not a fan of yaoi.
So instead, a really big blue dinosaur crashes through the wall and says to Allen: "ALLEN I AM YOUR FATHER."
And so allen screams and says "OMIGOD IMA GONNA BE EETEN ALIVEEEEEE!!!"
And Lavi says, "It looks like Allen's finally lost it."
At this point some random finder with a pot on his head charges into the room and says, "Can't lose what you never had." And then the finder takes out a stick and starts banging on ithat pot on his head. Which is purple.
Lavi says "Unicorn".
At this point Yu Kanda bursts through the door, which never existed to begin with in this strange twisted reality. Except there were 8 Yu Kandas.
One had green hair, one had purple hair, one had carolina blue hair, one had no hair, one had pink hair and one had really curly hair. And the other 2 that make up the 8 never actually existed, I just felt like saying there were 8 'cause I like the number 8.
The blue dinosaur from earlier eats Lenalee, who was actually sitting in the room along with Lavi and Allen from the begining.
Inside of the blue dinosaur, Lenalee starts drinking coffee since the blue dinosaur's stomach fluids are actually coffee. Oh by the way her dark boots can also transform into a coffee mug in this world. So she starts drinking the dinosaur's body fluids and soon she explodes. But when she explodes all the little Lenalee pieces turn into pencils.
The pencils poke the dinosaur to death.
Dino goes BOOM.
But when the dinosaur explodes, all the little blue dino pieces turn into Barney's. Why? Because dinosaurs are like cells and that is how they multiply.
So then all the barney's point accusingly at Komui, who was also in the room since the begining and say, "WHERE ART THOU, JULIET?"
And Komui kinda screams but not really, it's more like a monkey screech, and he picks up a leek, which was ALSO in the room to begin with, and he twirls it.
Suddenly he transforms into the Loituma Girl.
Lavi goes all heart eyes asks Komui/Loituma Girl "My love, I do not understand. WHO ART THOU!?!?"
And Komui/Loituma Girl replies, "I am actually Merlin in disguise, who is also George Washington. I have come to this strange land on a mission to search from my stolen mashed potatoes and jelly."
All eyes turn to Timcanpy, who has drifted into the room and is chewing happily (?) on some mashed potatoes and jelly. If that's possible.
But it is, according to this fanfiction. So everyone stares at the golden floaty thingy.
But pink-haired Kanda breaks the silence by hugging Tim and screaming "MOTHER!!!"
It was a joyful reunion indeed.
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I BET THAT WAS NOT WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING. You were expecting something to least bit humane, weren't you!?! HA! HA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA acorn!!!!!
Oh, did I mention I was sugar high when I wrote this? And I still am.
If there is one piece of information I would like you to take from this story, it is that Dreammaker Twilight plue sugar equals something very scary. And purple.