Romeo and Juliet: The Interference
BY: THE CINNAMON CHAOS
aka. Jordan Terrafell
(This story takes place in the fair city of Verona)
ACT ONE: SCENE 1. (A street in Verona)
(Cloud and Barret are walking down a street in Verona)
Cloud: Humm de dum dum, It's a fine day for ruining the lives of two innocent children don't you
think???
Barret: What the @#$% are you talking about???
Cloud: *shrugs*
(Cloud bumps into Aeris, who is also walking down the street)
Aeris: WTF?!? What's your problem bitch?!?!
Barret: *points at Cloud and laughs* hahaha! *rolls around on the ground laughing*
Aeris: *gasps* OMG! Are you of the house of Montague?!?!?
Cloud: *gasps* OMG!!! Barret, are we?!?!?
Barret: Yes we are servants– BWAHAHAHAHA!– of the house of Montague!
Aeris: HOLY SHIT!!!!! *bites off her thumb and eats it*
Cloud: ........................................ umm...... what was that for???
Aeris: *scratches her head* I dunno..... I think that was supposed to go differently.....
Barret: *runs around in circles* Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly twelve Capulet servants rally around Aeris as twelve Montague servants rally around
Cloud)
Aeris and Cloud: WTF?!?
Capulet Servant: Lets scrap!
Montague Servant: SCRAP!!!!!
(The servants begin to duel for their houses honor. Aeris and Cloud just kinda watch. Barret ballets
amidst the fighting people.)
Aeris: Hey.....
Cloud: Hey....
Aeris: Are you a fag?
Cloud: Are you a lesbian?
(Pause)
Aeris and Cloud: HELL YEAH!!!!!
(Cloud and Aeris bump bottoms)
Cloud: Let's become best friends and call each other every day!!!
Aeris: *skips around in circles and sings* YAY!!!
(The servants are all fist fighting. No one has died yet)
Barret: *thoughtfully* I love butterflies.......
(Suddenly the ground beneath the servants explodes in hellfire and kills them all. Tifa Lockheart
emerges from the ground, surrounded in demon fire)
Tifa: Tee Hee Hee!
Cloud: WTF?!?!? I thought I killed you, bitch!
Tifa: Hee Hee Hee!
Aeris: Yeah I watched it!!!
Tifa: Yee Hee Hee!
Barret: I've got sunshine, on my shoulder, makes me happy!
Tifa: ...............................
Everyone in Verona: ....................................
Cloud: Whatre YOU doing here Tifa?!?
Tifa: Ta Ha Ha!!!!! *pauses* Umm...... I have no idea..... Toodles!
(Exit Tifa)
Cloud: That was interesting.......
Aeris: *snores*
Cloud: I KNOW!!!!! LETS GO HAVE TEA!!!!!!!!
Aeris: *skips around in circles and sings* YAY!!!!!
(Exit Aeris and Cloud)
Barret: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................... What should I do???
(Suddenly the aroma of fresh baked cookies fill the air)
Barret: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! *jumps through a window*
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OK peeps I know that was F*ed up but ITS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!!!!
Hope SOMEONE liked it!!!!!
I post more soon! Promise! Yay!
Bye bye
BY: THE CINNAMON CHAOS
aka. Jordan Terrafell
(This story takes place in the fair city of Verona)
ACT ONE: SCENE 1. (A street in Verona)
(Cloud and Barret are walking down a street in Verona)
Cloud: Humm de dum dum, It's a fine day for ruining the lives of two innocent children don't you
think???
Barret: What the @#$% are you talking about???
Cloud: *shrugs*
(Cloud bumps into Aeris, who is also walking down the street)
Aeris: WTF?!? What's your problem bitch?!?!
Barret: *points at Cloud and laughs* hahaha! *rolls around on the ground laughing*
Aeris: *gasps* OMG! Are you of the house of Montague?!?!?
Cloud: *gasps* OMG!!! Barret, are we?!?!?
Barret: Yes we are servants– BWAHAHAHAHA!– of the house of Montague!
Aeris: HOLY SHIT!!!!! *bites off her thumb and eats it*
Cloud: ........................................ umm...... what was that for???
Aeris: *scratches her head* I dunno..... I think that was supposed to go differently.....
Barret: *runs around in circles* Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly twelve Capulet servants rally around Aeris as twelve Montague servants rally around
Cloud)
Aeris and Cloud: WTF?!?
Capulet Servant: Lets scrap!
Montague Servant: SCRAP!!!!!
(The servants begin to duel for their houses honor. Aeris and Cloud just kinda watch. Barret ballets
amidst the fighting people.)
Aeris: Hey.....
Cloud: Hey....
Aeris: Are you a fag?
Cloud: Are you a lesbian?
(Pause)
Aeris and Cloud: HELL YEAH!!!!!
(Cloud and Aeris bump bottoms)
Cloud: Let's become best friends and call each other every day!!!
Aeris: *skips around in circles and sings* YAY!!!
(The servants are all fist fighting. No one has died yet)
Barret: *thoughtfully* I love butterflies.......
(Suddenly the ground beneath the servants explodes in hellfire and kills them all. Tifa Lockheart
emerges from the ground, surrounded in demon fire)
Tifa: Tee Hee Hee!
Cloud: WTF?!?!? I thought I killed you, bitch!
Tifa: Hee Hee Hee!
Aeris: Yeah I watched it!!!
Tifa: Yee Hee Hee!
Barret: I've got sunshine, on my shoulder, makes me happy!
Tifa: ...............................
Everyone in Verona: ....................................
Cloud: Whatre YOU doing here Tifa?!?
Tifa: Ta Ha Ha!!!!! *pauses* Umm...... I have no idea..... Toodles!
(Exit Tifa)
Cloud: That was interesting.......
Aeris: *snores*
Cloud: I KNOW!!!!! LETS GO HAVE TEA!!!!!!!!
Aeris: *skips around in circles and sings* YAY!!!!!
(Exit Aeris and Cloud)
Barret: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................... What should I do???
(Suddenly the aroma of fresh baked cookies fill the air)
Barret: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! *jumps through a window*
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OK peeps I know that was F*ed up but ITS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!!!!
Hope SOMEONE liked it!!!!!
I post more soon! Promise! Yay!
Bye bye