A/N-thingy: Yo! This is my first fic here. I've just finished watching NnO and I gotta say, Yoite left quite an impression behind! So that's why I've decided to make him my victim. (Yes, victim) So! This fic is mostly about him and Yukimi and my attempt at humor as I let all kind of stupid stuff happen to them in the various chapters that I'll be adding later on.

I hope you'll bother to read and if not, well, you'll miss out on quite a few Yoite-moments.

Reviews are total joygasms!
And I do love multiple joygasms............. Don't kill me :D

I scream, you scream, Yoite screams for ice cream.

"I don't think he's ever had any," Yukimi said, pondering.

"Surely he must have! I don't think there is such a person," Gau argued, presenting the frozen treat to the boy who was sitting in the corner, knees pulled up to his chest and head lowered. "Try some, Yoite-kun. It's ice cream."

"It smells like... Lemon..."

"Ah, yes! It's Lemon Custard Ice Cream! Since you love lemon tea so much I thought that maybe you would like lemon-flavored ice cream, too."

Yukimi grinned slightly before he put half a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth. "It tastes sweet."

Yoite no longer hesitated as he grabbed the treat before him and dug his spoon in, scooping up a rather large bit of ice cream which quickly disappeared into his mouth.

"Uwaa! Y-yoite-kun!"

The spoon didn't leave the male's mouth, it staying clenched between his lips as a sharp sensation traveled through his brain.

Yukimi let out a deep sigh as he eyed his comrade who was clearly suffering from brain-freeze. "Ice cream isn't something you should just stuff into your mouth like that, Yoite. It's too cold to-- Oi!"

Yoite shoved spoonful after spoonful of the deliciously cold treat into his mouth, ignoring the stares of his dumbfounded comrades.

"H-he's not human!" Yukimi uttered as he let his forehead rest on the table, not able to look at Yoite's unhealthy way of eating any longer.

Gau let out a choked laugh as he took a few bites of his own ice cream, concentrating hard on suppressing the brain-freeze he felt coming up. Surely, if Yoite-kun could eat it like that, maybe he could as well?

"... More."

Gau nearly choked as he turned to look at the male who held up his empty bowl, demanding more ice cream.

"Not human, I tell you!" Yukimi sighed bitterly as he gave his ice cream to Yoite and chose to fix himself a drink instead.

Ah, who am I kidding? I could never eat ice cream like Yoite-kun!

Sighing as well, Gau nibbled on his spoon as he watched Yoite devour both his and Yukimi's Lemon Custard Ice Cream.

"I guess he does like ice cream, after all."

After watching the oh-so-very-famous cakescene, I started wondering: what if Yoite-kun was eating ice cream?
I figured it wouldn't make a damn difference to him.

Brain-freeze or no brain-freeze, Yoite just loves his food too much to eat only a little bit of it.