I hope you like it. I know it sounds like Lara D's cause its Birthday themed and whatever but I SWEAR!!!! I DID NOT TRY TO COPY WITH THE BIRTHDAY THINGY!!! I JUST READ AMERICA'S HAM THING AND DECIDED BIRTHDAY! I hadn't read Lara's yet!! PLease!!! I don't want to retype another!I'M BLONDE AND SLOW! Sorry Lara D, I had no idea. After I typed this, I looked at yours and saw it was Daphne's Birthday on yours. Just read it. If you don't like it, read Lara D's then people. It will probably be WAY better. I'm sorry!!! But this is UNCLE JAKE'S AND DR. SEUSS' BIRTHDAY'S.

Note: I am aware Dr. Seuss is dead. So sad!!! But if he was still alive, its his birthday on Uncle Jake's Birthday.

PROCEED READING

Chapter 1 Green Eggs and Purple Ham

"Daphne, would you be a dear and hand me that spatula?" Granny Relda asked. She, Red, and Daphne were making a Birthday dinner for Uncle Jake. He was turning…. OLD!!!!

" Here you go!" Daphne said, handing the spatula over. She and Red were very excited about Uncle Jakes birthday, so they asked if for dinner, they could make green eggs in honor of Dr. Seuss' birthday- which was on the same day as Uncle Jake's- and purple ham in honor of Uncle Jake's birthday.

Uncle Jake's favorite food was Granny's ham and, surprisingly, his favorite color was purple.

" Ok, darlings! The eggs are done! The ham needs a couple more minutes, though," Granny said to the children. They, then, started taking the eggs and putting them on plates for the family.

" When did Sabrina get so lazy? She should be helping us," Daphne said and Red nodded her head in aggreement.

" Oh, libelings. Don't be so mean! She is keeping your uncle company."

"What?! No she isn't. She's in her room on the computer like she always is! You want to know who's been keeping Uncle Jake company? Elvis," Daphne said. She was still mad at her sister so she and Red got their own room.

"What? Oh my... Well, I'll get that computer out of her room tonight. For now on, it will be in the living room for everyone to be on it," Granny said as the timer on the stove went off. "That's the ham! Why don't you set the table for dinner? And also tell Sabrina and Puck dinner will be ready soon."

" Sure, Granny Relda," the girls said and scurried off to get ready for dinner.

I hope you like it! Even if it is ANOTHER birthday. Reviews are needed