(Abby made me do this XD)

Abby and I walked through the mall, our hands already loaded with bags from previous stores. Abby paused at the shoe department and dropped her bags; staring at the shoes in awe.

"Omg! SHOES!" She screamed and started tearing through racks and racks of shoes.

"Uh... Abby? Something tells me you really love shoes..." I said.

Suddenly, the magical shoe ninja appeared and started fight Abby over a pair of black stilettos.

"THEY ARE MINE! LET GO BEFORE I CALL MY MAGICAL NINJA FRIENDS!" The ninja screamed.

Abby then got the shoes away from the ninja and called on N.S.P.D, Narwhale Shoe Police Department, and they arrested the ninja.

"MWHAHAHAHA!" Abby yelled. "I'm victorious!" Then she started dancing Gangnam Style. I just stood there thinking, What the hell?.

Then Abby bought 900000 million pairs of shoes.

THE END.

Well. That was weird.

FOR THE RECORD I NORMALLY WRITE WAYYYYYYY BETTER THAN THIS XD Abby just made me write a story about us shoe shopping and well... it got random.

Bai!