AN: um… yeah… so um we missed an updates so you get 2 crack fics today and this is one of them… this is basically me poking fun at Mpregs and how much I HATE THEM! ZD I hope you enjoy!
I do not own harry potter and I make no money
Oh and happy birthday to me! ZD
Harry and Ron
Harry Potter was gay
So then one day
He kissed Ron
In the John
Then they had sex
And not just over text
Through the power of magic
(Which thankfully is not tragic)
They had a baby
And named him Davy
But the baby cried all Night
And when it finally became light
They cooked up the baby and ate him for breakfast