Bad Joke
~Honestly, this doesn't even deserve a summary, because it's all pretty self-explanatory. It's pretty dumb and random, but I was bored. Obviously, written all in dialogue, and a special voice appearance by Bulma Briefs! *Audience claps*~
"Vegeta! I heard this great joke today, do you want to hear it?"
"No."
"Aw, c'mon Vegeta! It's really funny!"
"Go away, clown, I don't have time to-"
"PLEASE?"
"Goddamn it, Kakarott! Don't you ever understand what no means?"
"Nope."
"But you just used it!"
"No I didn't."
"But-you-you…shut the hell up, Kakarott and leave me alone."
"Not until you hear this joke."
"I don't like jokes."
"Sure you do, everyone likes jokes!"
"No, they don't."
"Yes-huh! Even Piccolo likes a good joke once in a while."
"I highly doubt that, clown."
"It's true!"
"Vegeta! Are you coming upstairs or not?"
"I'm coming, woman, hold the hell on!"
"What were you and Bulma doing?"
"…What do you think we were doing?"
"Playing cards? Me and Chichi play cards all the time."
"In your bedroom?"
"Yeah. You know, when Chichi has a headache, it's what we do instead."
"A…headache?"
"Don't play dumb! I'm sure you've tried to make the moves on Bulma and she told you she had a headache."
"What? What are you talking about? Do all women get headaches before having sex-What are you laughing about?"
"It's just a ruse, Vegeta! Every woman says that when they don't feel like having sex. Ha! I can't believe you fell for it!"
"But-but-Damn it, clown! I'm not from this planet, how the hell would I know about these strange customs?"
"I thought it was common sense, I mean it's so obvious."
"Like you're the one to talk about common sense, Kakarott. I have seen insects with better common sense than you, the same with your attention span."
"Ha! It's still funny-oh c'mon Vegeta, stop growling."
"No! You're extremely annoying! If you tell me that damned joke, will you get the hell out?"
"Huh? What joke?"
"You have to be kidding me. The reason you came here, besides to pester me, because some ridiculous joke you wanted to share."
"Oh yeah, that joke…I don't remember what it is, now. Hmm, I think it had to do with cowboys are something…Well, it was nice chatting with you, Vegeta. See ya later."