Disclaimer: Didn't I tell you? I'm J. K. Rowling. I own the rights to Harry Potter............at least that's my wish. No, I don't own HP or the LOZ characters.

this is my sequel to DL&DK (.....not Donkey Kong); which you should really read first; so i hope u like it!

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"Hermione!" Ron shouted. "When will you stop all that crying?!"

"I'm sorry," Hermione sniffed, continuing to conjure tissues out of no where and blow her nose. "It's just so sad that this is our final year at Hogwarts! It seems just like yesterday that we were walking up to the little boats and....and....WAAAAAAH!!!!"

"You know Hermione, I really think you're getting a tad too emotional about all this," Ginny said comfortingly.

"It's easy for you to say!" Hermione wailed. "You've still got another year!"

"Yeah, another year without all of you guys! Almost all of my bestest friends are graduating this year, and I'll be forced to stay behind!"

"Not necessarily," Ron said sneakily. "Maybe if you turned as brilliant as Hermione in like two seconds, they'd move you up to a seventh year!!"

Ginny gave Ron a very sarcastic look, which made him sink down in his seat and made Harry laugh.

"It's really too bad though," Ginny said. "I mean about Koke and Harkinian. They were some of my favorite teachers, and they both left!!"

"Yeah, I know what you mean," Harry muttered. "If you ask me, I think Dumbledore might as well just hand the DATDA position to Snape and get it all over with already. At least that way the spot would be filled."

"Harry, have you gone mad?!" Ron roared loudly. "How could you even say such a treacherous thing?!? If Snape become the Dark Arts teacher, it would be the end of the world as we know it!!"

"S'pose you're right," Harry sighed. "It's just that this whole new- teacher-every-year thing is getting a little tiresome. But just a little."

"I find it quite amusing," Ron said. Suddenly, his eyes widened. "HARRY!!!"

"WHAT!?"

"QUIDDITCH!!"

"....what about it?"

"What's Gryffindor going to do once you're gone?? You're one of the greatest Seekers since the thing was invented!!!"

"You flatter me," Harry said stiffly, smiling.

"I think you should go out for a professional team once you graduate," Ginny suggested. Harry snorted a laugh. "Hey, I'm serious! You're a really good player!"

"Yeah!" Ron agreed. "If Vicky can do it, so can you!"

"DO NOT CALL HIM VICKY!!!" Hermione erupted, making the whole cart of them jump.

There was a knock on the door. Curiously, Ginny reached up a hand and slid it open. Behind it was an elderly old man, who asked, "Is there room in this cart for me?"

Ron was about to say no, but Hermione said yes, offering him a seat beside her. "Thank you," he....thanked her. Suddenly, his nose went from long to short, his hair turned from grey to purple, and he grew a bit.

"Hi guys!" said the newly made person. "It's me, Tonks!"

"Tonks!" Hermione cried happily. "What're you doing here on the Hogwarts Express?"

"Haven't you guessed?" she asked. "Dumbledore gave me the position as the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher!!"

"Wow, really?" Ginny asked. "That's wicked!"

"Hey, only I'M allowed to say 'wicked,'" Ron told her.

"Shut it," she growled. "Do you know who our new Divination teacher'll be?"

"Yeah, I think Dumbledore said it was someone he had before," Tonks answered, putting a finger to her chin to think. "It was like Treleney or something."

"TRELAWNY?!" Ginny, Harry and Ron screeched.

"Yes, that was it!"

"......NNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!"

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Meanwhile, in Hyrule......

Zelda woke up in bed. She looked next to her, and saw Link still snoozing away. They'd been married just last night. The princess nuzzled her head underneath his neck, and felt him stir slightly. Grinning, Zelda ran her hand gently across Link's smooth skin, barely stretching over his muscular chest.

Finally, Link's eyes slowly opened. "Zel?"

"Yeah?" she whispered, before rolling on top of him and giving his mouth a passionate kiss.

Smiling brightly, Link's hands roamed over the princess's bare back as he kissed her lips and neck with passionate feeling. Eventually, Zelda pushed away from him and smirked. "I like waking up next to you. But I really do believe we should be getting up."

"Okay."

A few minutes later, they were both dressed, and they headed towards the stair way. "Where do you think we should spend our honeymoon?" Zelda asked.

"I don't know," Link said, shrugging. "I thought maybe somewhere like Altea. Or maybe the Mushroom Kingdom. That way, we could see Peach."

"Yeah, I guess maybe--" Zelda suddenly stopped. "Link, d'you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"It sounds like screaming!" Zelda cried. She turned around and ran back up the stairs. "Quickly, Link! Don't you hear it?!"

"Goddesses, who's making all that noise?!" Link shouted, following Zelda. They got into their room, and he grabbed the Master Sword. Zelda hastily picked up her bow and arrows, and they raced back down the steps. "It's got to be Gannondorf!"

The pair of them flew outside, and discovered that Link's assumption had been correct. Gannondorf stood there, surrounded by his minions. "Ah, I see you two have finally noticed my presence."

"Yes, and it's not wanted!" Zelda barked, holding an arrow up to her bow string.

"I didn't believe it would be," Gannondorf smirked. "But if you want to get to me, dear princess, you'd best try getting through my moblins first." He snapped his fingers, and his herd of moblins rushed forward, uttering a horrid battle cry.

Link swiped through most of them with his sword, unceremoniously whacking off their heads or other body parts. Zelda shot her arrows one after the other, each plunging through the heart of a moblin.

Suddenly, Link and Zelda heard a mighty roar unlike any moblin one they had heard. The pair of them, the moblins and even Gannondorf turned to see who was screaming the battle cry.

Seemingly out of no where, Impa literally flew into the scene. Using a hatchet, she whacked most of the moblins to their death; and was aided by Link and Zelda once they had recovered from shock.

Pretty soon, Gannondorf stood alone in front of the three Hylians. "Hm. Well, that was interesting. Guess I'd better find some other followers to fight you lot with." He opened a blue portal, and was half-way inside until Link leapt forward and grabbed him by the feet.

"Get of me, fairy boy!" Gannondorf snarled.

Zelda rushed to help Link, then halted when she saw what was on the other side of the portal. "Link!"

"What?!"

Using Link's distraction to his advantage, Gannondorf reached back a knife and swung it wildly. To avoid it, Link let go of the Dark King's legs, and he threw himself into the portal.

"What is it?" Link asked.

"L-Link," Zelda stammered. "That portal led to Hogwarts."

Slowly, Link stood up. He paused for a long time, then said, "Well, I guess we're spending our honeymoon in Englad, Zelda."

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well, i hope that was an okay beginning!!!

Zelda: yeah, u only spent hours thinking it up.

Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore & Nicole Kidman: {The} Hours?

Impa: No, hours!

Meryl Streep: ......oh. Cool!

Julianne Moore: You got us a little excited there, Zelda.

Nicole Kidman: Stop being random!! just review!!

Sawyerzelda: Couldn't have put it better myself!