"Sir, have they found the fossilsyet?"No fool, they have not. "But master Ghetsis, MewThree is our only chance of having team plasma rule all of the newly discovered KalosRegion!" Listen you miserable grunt! Finding the fossils of the
two rarest Pokemon isn't that easy! BBBBOOOOOMMMMM!
How is there so much blood I thought as I saw my soldiers drop abag of rocks. "How are you all so bloody?" I asked as they trudged in. "M-M-Mewtwo h-he attacked u-u-us... w-w-when we tried to take a f-f-fossil thatwe assumed was a m-m-m-mew fossil."
/Jesus Christ, how did MewTwo know we were looking for fossils? I thought to myself as I looked over the rocks. "Wait, only three of these are fossils. Analyze those three quickly." Really, it takes two hours to analyze three fossils I thought to myself
as the scientist came running through the door."Missingno!" He shouted. "One of the fossils was the fabled Missingno fossil! MewThree will be the most powerful Pokemon ever if we successfully create him with the Missingno fossil!"