(Once there was a dragon, but this dragon wasn't no ordinary dragon it was a dragon made entirely of big lush green clean butts and her name was shaqueefa. From a butt on her forehead to a butt as her eyebrows to butts around her mouth to butts on her butt. This dragon was covered from head to tail with big bootylicious butts that an ass man would wish for. This butt dragon was an ancient warrior from tamriel who wielded her sword in one hand and ass in another. She fought for only her mother's wishes whether it was for money, sex, goats or wives. Shaqueefa was tired of living in a den with 451 other female dragons constantly scissoring each other for reproduction and she didn't wanna live like that when she came of age. So when the day came and her first mate was chosen she rejected her and her mother and decided to move out of the dragon den.
When shaqueefa said that her mother was enraged and shunned her to the big stinky hole of stank where shaqueefa stayed for 3 months which is not long for dragon age. After the banishment shaqueefa searched for jobs constantly until she found a job at the old door knob factory and rented out a large apartment because of her size she needed a large space and because of such a large space it costed so much so around town she put up room mate posters to get people to help with rent. After a good amount of time and long thought shaqueefa found her new roomies! :3
The first roommate was a german dictator named Adolf Titler who was falsely accused of murdering 6 million jews during the second world war. The second roommate was red hedgehog named knuckles who loved punching things and had a bad temper but a good loving spirit. The third roommate was a vocaloid named hatsune memu who had ptsd from the death of her orphanage and was addicted to crack cocaine. The fourth roommate was a godly muscular figure with perfectly handsome features and great personality that make women's panties become niagara falls and fall straight to the ground and his amazing strategy(and world of warcraft skills Alex Terdina.
The apartment was pretty large so that it could fit shaqueefa the first left on the hallway was into the carpeted living room with a couch and television and piano and a window into the kitchen. The next door was into the modernized kitchen for cooking and pleasure. On the right was shaqueefa, hatsune and knuckles rooms and on the left was alex's and adolfs rooms. All of a sudden there was a scream down the hallway in adolf Titler's room! What could it be ?! Shaqueefa goes to check what went wrong as quickly as her giant dragon legs let her go. What happen see next time on dragon ball Z